Paula Sheldon
@paulasheldon.bsky.social
Horror film, music, cat, & New Orleans enthusiast. Civil rights & LGBTQ+ ally. Escape artist extraordinaire.
You know you are going to have a good time when your Uber driver says YOU ARE GOING HERE?!?! at your drop off spot.
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
You know you are going to have a good time when your Uber driver says YOU ARE GOING HERE?!?! at your drop off spot.
I hate the anti-transgender movement for endless reasons. Being a germaphobe is the most bizarre. Imagine acknowledging a stranger in a public bathroom for more than 10 seconds. It proves that JK and her Karen crew are hanging in the toilets touching on everything like some nasty skanks.
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I hate the anti-transgender movement for endless reasons. Being a germaphobe is the most bizarre. Imagine acknowledging a stranger in a public bathroom for more than 10 seconds. It proves that JK and her Karen crew are hanging in the toilets touching on everything like some nasty skanks.
Sometimes, I ask why am I like this? Then, I recall I worked for an organization that took us to the Golden Corral for our holiday party and made us pay for it.
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sometimes, I ask why am I like this? Then, I recall I worked for an organization that took us to the Golden Corral for our holiday party and made us pay for it.
I am still trying to comprehend a conversation I overheard during the holidays regarding Trump’s extraordinary stamina. They asked is it because he doesn’t drink and were dead serious.
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I am still trying to comprehend a conversation I overheard during the holidays regarding Trump’s extraordinary stamina. They asked is it because he doesn’t drink and were dead serious.
Has anyone experienced brain fog or odd quirks when spending time with a loved one who has Alzheimer’s? My dad has issues with food, to the point where he will run and “hide” at meal time. Over Thanksgiving, I found myself being grossed all the way out by food I normally enjoy.
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Has anyone experienced brain fog or odd quirks when spending time with a loved one who has Alzheimer’s? My dad has issues with food, to the point where he will run and “hide” at meal time. Over Thanksgiving, I found myself being grossed all the way out by food I normally enjoy.
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Millions of workers are toiling away from their families this holiday weekend.
So thank the workers who serve you. Appreciate the workers who care for you. Respect the workers who pick up your trash. Salute the workers who get you your mail.
Pay all workers a living wage.
So thank the workers who serve you. Appreciate the workers who care for you. Respect the workers who pick up your trash. Salute the workers who get you your mail.
Pay all workers a living wage.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Millions of workers are toiling away from their families this holiday weekend.
So thank the workers who serve you. Appreciate the workers who care for you. Respect the workers who pick up your trash. Salute the workers who get you your mail.
Pay all workers a living wage.
So thank the workers who serve you. Appreciate the workers who care for you. Respect the workers who pick up your trash. Salute the workers who get you your mail.
Pay all workers a living wage.
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Thou shalt not pretend that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Thou shalt not pretend that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.
I am old enough to remember when they called him the Peace President🤡
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I am old enough to remember when they called him the Peace President🤡
Not the Iron Bowl actually being interesting.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Not the Iron Bowl actually being interesting.
It is up for debate whether my hometown deserves a top notch Christkindlmarkt, but I am very grateful for it. I believe small townsfolk become meaner when they don’t have anything to look forward to. Let them have their whiskey hot cider and cheesy spaetzle with bacon!
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It is up for debate whether my hometown deserves a top notch Christkindlmarkt, but I am very grateful for it. I believe small townsfolk become meaner when they don’t have anything to look forward to. Let them have their whiskey hot cider and cheesy spaetzle with bacon!
I know they are everyone’s favorite animal now, but possums scare the sh*t out of me. One ran out of the bushes while I was on a night run. After I passed, I heard claws hitting the pavement behind me. I thought I was doomed. When I turned to meet my fate, I was ecstatic to see a pack of fancy dogs!
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I know they are everyone’s favorite animal now, but possums scare the sh*t out of me. One ran out of the bushes while I was on a night run. After I passed, I heard claws hitting the pavement behind me. I thought I was doomed. When I turned to meet my fate, I was ecstatic to see a pack of fancy dogs!
You know what time it is!! My family indulges me and one of my favorite comfort movies every year.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You know what time it is!! My family indulges me and one of my favorite comfort movies every year.
My conservative relatives trying and failing to find anything negative to say about Cynthia Erivo’s incredible Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade performance.
a man wearing glasses and a black shirt has a star on his shirt
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November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My conservative relatives trying and failing to find anything negative to say about Cynthia Erivo’s incredible Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade performance.
Who was a screamapillar the last 3 hours of the roadtrip?? Miss B!
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Who was a screamapillar the last 3 hours of the roadtrip?? Miss B!
Even though I have done my share of partying, I never went out on Thanksgiving Eve. Since I normally arrive last minute, I missed these… torture sessions? Imagine getting crunk with people from your hometown and then joining hands in a prayer circle to say what you are thankful for the next day😅
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Even though I have done my share of partying, I never went out on Thanksgiving Eve. Since I normally arrive last minute, I missed these… torture sessions? Imagine getting crunk with people from your hometown and then joining hands in a prayer circle to say what you are thankful for the next day😅
Decisions are hard. Just pack everything.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Decisions are hard. Just pack everything.
Somehow, Stranger Things’ extended run is more bizarre than thirty something high school students in Beverly Hills 90210.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Somehow, Stranger Things’ extended run is more bizarre than thirty something high school students in Beverly Hills 90210.
Come on Saints!! If you beat the Falcons, you can crash out for the rest of the year…until you play them again.
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November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Come on Saints!! If you beat the Falcons, you can crash out for the rest of the year…until you play them again.
Welcome to Derry is growing on me🎈The first episode served a little too much Troma gore for my taste, but the young actors still illuminated the screen. I’m really enjoying Amanda Christine’s convincing portrayal of Ronnie. Clara Stack reminds me of a young Heather Langencamp.
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Welcome to Derry is growing on me🎈The first episode served a little too much Troma gore for my taste, but the young actors still illuminated the screen. I’m really enjoying Amanda Christine’s convincing portrayal of Ronnie. Clara Stack reminds me of a young Heather Langencamp.
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Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
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It’s official. @dougjones.bsky.social will run against Tommy Tuberville for Alabama governor. www.al.com/life/2025/11...
Doug Jones will enter 2026 Alabama governor’s race
Campaign paperwork is to be filed this week.
www.al.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It’s official. @dougjones.bsky.social will run against Tommy Tuberville for Alabama governor. www.al.com/life/2025/11...
Miss B said then they came for the calicos, so I ate them.
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Miss B said then they came for the calicos, so I ate them.
TFW you find someone who accepts you and your time blindness during the holidays
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
TFW you find someone who accepts you and your time blindness during the holidays
Soooo, it sounds like Welcome to Derry gets better? I’ve only had time to watch one episode.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Soooo, it sounds like Welcome to Derry gets better? I’ve only had time to watch one episode.
I loved seeing this tribute to Brent last night at the Mastodon show! What a legendary talent!
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I loved seeing this tribute to Brent last night at the Mastodon show! What a legendary talent!