Paul
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Paul
@paulbruere.bsky.social
He/him
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I will never apologize for a post
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Wiggle
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
RBNZ crashing out.
October 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The e St Band
Subtly downgrade a band

Straightjacket Twitch
Beefalo Springfield
Lazy Horse
September 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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lol THIS IS VIOLENCE
Look how dirty the courtroom sketch artist did him 😭
September 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This world of news that prioritises violent and abusive men killing and being killed is really fucking boring. They are all completely uninteresting people, but there was violence so we have constant 360° coverage.
September 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Kids today are always staring at their phones instead of acknowledging my loud and disruptive pterodactyl noises
January 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Scrolling back through the timeline after a day offline.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a rock wall reading a piece of paper .
Alt: Morgan Freeman in a suit and tie is sitting on a rock wall reading a piece of paper. From the “Hope” letter scene in Shawshank Redemption
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Mushroom foraging. For other people, not me.

I eat a balanced diet.
RFK Jr picked antivax stuff
JK Rowling picked transphobia

When you’re mega-famous for life, what terrible fringe cause will you champion?
August 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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TIRED: “learn to code!”
WIRED:
June 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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stylist : ok we got the hair and the arms and the stache and the smolder but its missing something

set director : pushes mirror into place

photographer : jimmy u fuckin genius
jesus mary and joseph
June 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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as a child I thought it was wildly unrealistic that Sims would immediately give up on all their goals and dreams if a single dirty plate was left on the ground but now that I’m an adult I understand that that was the most realistic part of the game
June 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Great news that Ralph Hotere’s monumental Black Phoenix is back on show at Te Papa: check it out for Matariki! In celebration of its return here’s a poem about it from Chris Price’s 2016 collection, Beside Herself
June 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just showed my daughter the 1983 Melbourne Cup #heritage
June 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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i’m here you fuckaas bitch
May 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Another big FU from Harvard… free online courses on the US government, the US constitution, civic engagement, and more.

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May 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If NZ ends up being able to compare ourselves to the Soviet Union then we will have truly punched above our weight!
May 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Why does each successive UK PM get worse and worse and worse?

Gordon Brown the only uptick in my entire life.
May 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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something to think about
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
May 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I 100% would have used ChatGPT for homework when I was in school, because homework sucked ass. However, if I hadn't been forced to bullshit a lot of essays 15 minutes before class I wouldn't have learned that I enjoy writing. The moral is to destroy both ChatGPT and homework.
May 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don’t have a Bob Jones story and I hope to not have any encounters with people like him.
May 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’ll be honest
April 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM