paulsmith5446
@paulsmith5446.bsky.social
biker, dealer in sarcasm, worlds greatest lover, pathological liar and now eXile
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Molly Parton
Molly Parton
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Amy Pee
Amy Pee
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Stink
Stink
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Molly Parton
Molly Parton
goon a movie
goonbusters
goonbusters
goon a movie
well, the goonies
well, the goonies
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
goon a movie
goonbusters
goonbusters
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imagine this. for a moment. somewhere out there, at some point, there were people who thought of Adolf Hitler as “that kid who paints, with the weird little mustache”
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
imagine this. for a moment. somewhere out there, at some point, there were people who thought of Adolf Hitler as “that kid who paints, with the weird little mustache”
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Got busted
Whatever happened to Titty Tuesdays
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Got busted
my school days were a long time ago now, but I don't remember Nigeria being particularly oil or gas rich? I'd guess its mineral rich then?
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
my school days were a long time ago now, but I don't remember Nigeria being particularly oil or gas rich? I'd guess its mineral rich then?
Autumn walk in the Strid Wood
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Autumn walk in the Strid Wood
Autumn ride out on the old NT650
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Autumn ride out on the old NT650
how much?
asking for a friend etc
asking for a friend etc
stealing posts and selling them on the dark web
October 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
how much?
asking for a friend etc
asking for a friend etc
its like why isn't my train running?
sorry sir, wrong sort of sunshine on the line
sorry sir, wrong sort of sunshine on the line
It’s been raining most of the day today, Water Companies: wrong sort of rain, too much to collect, not wet enough, …. but because it’s raining open the sewage sluices and pour raw sewage into rivers and the sea. I hate these privatised bastards so much
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
its like why isn't my train running?
sorry sir, wrong sort of sunshine on the line
sorry sir, wrong sort of sunshine on the line
hoping the old Nissan is still going strong
October 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
hoping the old Nissan is still going strong
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sorry, for being weird. the problem is just that i am weird.
October 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
sorry, for being weird. the problem is just that i am weird.
I think I'd like to nominate J B Pritzker as an honorary Blues Brother
I reckon he hates nazis too
I reckon he hates nazis too
October 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I think I'd like to nominate J B Pritzker as an honorary Blues Brother
I reckon he hates nazis too
I reckon he hates nazis too
also Pluto wont stop licking it
Just heard this joke. Why is Mars red? It’s embarrassed by Uranus.
🤣
🤣
October 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
also Pluto wont stop licking it
please excuse me for a mo
I'v got to go elsewhere on the net and find myself a frog costume
I'v got to go elsewhere on the net and find myself a frog costume
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
please excuse me for a mo
I'v got to go elsewhere on the net and find myself a frog costume
I'v got to go elsewhere on the net and find myself a frog costume
due to the fractal nature of time, its probably 5 o'clock everywhere, nowhere and indeed somewhere but if I start thinking about that my head hurts, more importantly wheres my beer?
it’s 5 o’clock somewhere and that somewhere is here!!!!
October 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
due to the fractal nature of time, its probably 5 o'clock everywhere, nowhere and indeed somewhere but if I start thinking about that my head hurts, more importantly wheres my beer?
yep, the rest of the royals dropping him like a turd down a garderobe
The Brits got the Epstein files.
Undoubtedly Charles said ‘give them up or we’ll do it for you’
Guarantee something big is about to drop.
Not only do they know what Andrew did, they know that it’s about to become public.
Undoubtedly Charles said ‘give them up or we’ll do it for you’
Guarantee something big is about to drop.
Not only do they know what Andrew did, they know that it’s about to become public.
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
yep, the rest of the royals dropping him like a turd down a garderobe
joys down business idea:
humbug shaped pumpkins
humbug shaped pumpkins
I do not like October & the onset of Autumn. I do not like the dead leaves blowing across the grass. I do not like the spiders invading my house. I do not like the Fall fashions all brown, burgundy & tan & more sludgy colours.
I do not like horror movies & the spooky tat in shops. Bah pumpkins. 🎃
I do not like horror movies & the spooky tat in shops. Bah pumpkins. 🎃
October 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
joys down business idea:
humbug shaped pumpkins
humbug shaped pumpkins
a mate of mine once took a 'short cut' from Dover to his home in north Yorkshire via Swansea, I think about this sometimes when I point my motorbike down 'that' road to see where it goes
October 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
a mate of mine once took a 'short cut' from Dover to his home in north Yorkshire via Swansea, I think about this sometimes when I point my motorbike down 'that' road to see where it goes
what does LGBT stand for? (wrong answers only)
"Labour government boils tadpoles"
"Labour government boils tadpoles"
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)
"Langoustine gourmands’ brilliant tits"
"Langoustine gourmands’ brilliant tits"
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)
"Leftist Grandmas Bomb Terrorists"
"Leftist Grandmas Bomb Terrorists"
October 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
what does LGBT stand for? (wrong answers only)
"Labour government boils tadpoles"
"Labour government boils tadpoles"
Mash up bands:
The Sex Poison
The Sex Poison
Mash up bands:
Guns 'N Oates
Guns 'N Oates
Mash up bands
Pink Purple
Pink Purple
October 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Mash up bands:
The Sex Poison
The Sex Poison
this begs the question, what does this person clean the toilet with?
I clean my Airpods with my kid's toothbrush.
October 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
this begs the question, what does this person clean the toilet with?
it would make a great live show
Transgender Windmills would be a cool band name.
Trump: "If we didn't win this election. If we had these people that were running that were ruining our country, destroying our country with their open borders and men playing in women's sports and transgender from everybody and windmills all over the place ... I'm not sure we'd even have a country."
October 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
it would make a great live show
Dudley's consumed with envy
one of the 7 Dudley sins
one of the 7 Dudley sins
October 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Dudley's consumed with envy
one of the 7 Dudley sins
one of the 7 Dudley sins