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This is terrible, but I feel so vindicated. Adding her to my list of “People I was right about all along.”
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is terrible, but I feel so vindicated. Adding her to my list of “People I was right about all along.”
It was just about this time last year they were unplugging mom from all the machines keeping her alive. I’m not having the best of days.
March 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It was just about this time last year they were unplugging mom from all the machines keeping her alive. I’m not having the best of days.
I don’t watch college basketball but I’ve noticed that most of the pictures I see are of young black men being coached by an old white man and I feel like that is saying something…
March 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I don’t watch college basketball but I’ve noticed that most of the pictures I see are of young black men being coached by an old white man and I feel like that is saying something…
I don’t know if it’s part of Star Wars canon but I presume the first use of the force was to get a cat to move close enough to be petted.
March 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don’t know if it’s part of Star Wars canon but I presume the first use of the force was to get a cat to move close enough to be petted.
There are two kinds of people in the world - those who believe everything he says is the truth and those who actually understand what the word “truth” means.
March 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There are two kinds of people in the world - those who believe everything he says is the truth and those who actually understand what the word “truth” means.
Me looking at the clock and thinking I slept an hour later than usual and patting myself on the back.
An hour later: It’s daylight savings time? FUCK!
An hour later: It’s daylight savings time? FUCK!
March 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Me looking at the clock and thinking I slept an hour later than usual and patting myself on the back.
An hour later: It’s daylight savings time? FUCK!
An hour later: It’s daylight savings time? FUCK!
I have now gone two days without hitting a wild animal with my car. Came close with a wild turkey yesterday. It stared my car down as I was hitting the brakes and I fully believe it would have won in a fight had it come to that.
March 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I have now gone two days without hitting a wild animal with my car. Came close with a wild turkey yesterday. It stared my car down as I was hitting the brakes and I fully believe it would have won in a fight had it come to that.
I have lived in Minnesota almost all of my life. I had to go to Great Basin National Park in Nevada to hit a deer. Me and the car are mostly fine. The deer ran away so I can’t say much about their condition.
March 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I have lived in Minnesota almost all of my life. I had to go to Great Basin National Park in Nevada to hit a deer. Me and the car are mostly fine. The deer ran away so I can’t say much about their condition.
Look, I hate to use a Godfather reference but I think the Democratic Party needs a wartime consigliere.
March 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Look, I hate to use a Godfather reference but I think the Democratic Party needs a wartime consigliere.
I stayed here last night!
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I stayed here last night!
I’m having trouble believing in all those movies with master assassin snipers because if you could really hire those people, wouldn’t someone have taken out Putin by now?
February 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m having trouble believing in all those movies with master assassin snipers because if you could really hire those people, wouldn’t someone have taken out Putin by now?
I gotta give a shout out to @crobertcargill.bsky.social for the escapism of “The Gorge.” It was the right thing to keep my brain from spiraling last night. I miss you, friend!
February 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I gotta give a shout out to @crobertcargill.bsky.social for the escapism of “The Gorge.” It was the right thing to keep my brain from spiraling last night. I miss you, friend!
I’m a diabetic. I have it pretty well controlled and one of the reasons is Ozempic, which is a “weight loss drug.” I just bring this up because SOMEONE is suggesting people don’t need these medications.
February 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m a diabetic. I have it pretty well controlled and one of the reasons is Ozempic, which is a “weight loss drug.” I just bring this up because SOMEONE is suggesting people don’t need these medications.
Look, I’m not saying Captain America: Brave New World is the best Captain America film. I’m just saying I’d totally take President Red Hulk right now.
February 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Look, I’m not saying Captain America: Brave New World is the best Captain America film. I’m just saying I’d totally take President Red Hulk right now.
I know it’s unlikely but my fantasy end to the political mess we are in is Trump and Musk discovered in the Oval Office having killed each other with presidential executive order signing pens.
February 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I know it’s unlikely but my fantasy end to the political mess we are in is Trump and Musk discovered in the Oval Office having killed each other with presidential executive order signing pens.
The environmentalist in me wants to go paperless because it creates less waste. The anti Capitalist in me wants to make mega corporations keep sending me paper because it costs them more.
February 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The environmentalist in me wants to go paperless because it creates less waste. The anti Capitalist in me wants to make mega corporations keep sending me paper because it costs them more.
I’m not typically an “in my day” kind of guy but most arcades these days objectively suck.
February 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’m not typically an “in my day” kind of guy but most arcades these days objectively suck.
February is still Black history month! This year, both Super Bowl quarterbacks were black. Would you like to know more about the first black man to play quarterback in the NFL?
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Fritz Pollard - Wikipedia
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February 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
February is still Black history month! This year, both Super Bowl quarterbacks were black. Would you like to know more about the first black man to play quarterback in the NFL?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_P...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_P...
A Christian ad using a cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” is just about the most perfect analogy for what is going on right now.
February 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A Christian ad using a cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” is just about the most perfect analogy for what is going on right now.
I don’t have the subtitles on so I couldn’t tell you a single thing Kendrick Lamar is saying but something tells me it’s a lot more subversive than most of the people watching think it is.
February 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I don’t have the subtitles on so I couldn’t tell you a single thing Kendrick Lamar is saying but something tells me it’s a lot more subversive than most of the people watching think it is.
Trans rights are human rights is not a political statement.
February 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Trans rights are human rights is not a political statement.
Not gonna lie - the Kennedy Center announcement is getting to me because theater is where I live and a guy who knows nothing about theater is taking it over. He won’t keep his hands out of anything at all. He wants to control everything.
February 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Not gonna lie - the Kennedy Center announcement is getting to me because theater is where I live and a guy who knows nothing about theater is taking it over. He won’t keep his hands out of anything at all. He wants to control everything.
I’ve been searching for the consumer product that best encompasses all that is wrong with America. Mission accomplished!
February 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’ve been searching for the consumer product that best encompasses all that is wrong with America. Mission accomplished!
Anything that makes my reserved 20 year old laugh out loud is worth sharing.
February 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Anything that makes my reserved 20 year old laugh out loud is worth sharing.
I hate to sound selfish but the New York Times needs to come up with about two dozen more word games if I’m going to have any chance of getting through the next four years.
February 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I hate to sound selfish but the New York Times needs to come up with about two dozen more word games if I’m going to have any chance of getting through the next four years.