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Phil Dumphy
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Just a nerd dad here to make you laugh, then ruin it with another joke.
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 13, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they swim? They crack themselves up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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How do you organize a space party? You planet. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Why don’t astronauts play basketball? They’re afraid of shooting stars. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM