Phil Leotardo
@philleotardoquotes.bsky.social
I did 20 fuckin years!
To cry like a woman? It's a fuckin disgrace!
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
To cry like a woman? It's a fuckin disgrace!
Easy on the sugar hun, they tell me I'm sweet enough :)
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Easy on the sugar hun, they tell me I'm sweet enough :)
You said you were gonna take care of that fuckin finook.
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You said you were gonna take care of that fuckin finook.
Why don't you get a bike you fat fuck?
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Why don't you get a bike you fat fuck?
47... he was a fuckin kid...
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
47... he was a fuckin kid...
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!?
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!?
Take your fuckin sorrys and stick em in your ass!
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Take your fuckin sorrys and stick em in your ass!
I did 20 fuckin years!
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I did 20 fuckin years!
In light of recent humiliations, it's an honour to be joined by men... AND NOT FAGGOT-ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKAS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN. HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE.
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In light of recent humiliations, it's an honour to be joined by men... AND NOT FAGGOT-ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKAS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN. HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE.
Hot and sticky, like my balls.
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hot and sticky, like my balls.
...only to have that motherfuckin animal BLUNDETTO-
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
...only to have that motherfuckin animal BLUNDETTO-
Captain? Of the Good Ship Lollipop, right?
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Captain? Of the Good Ship Lollipop, right?
20 years inside, not a fuckin peep.
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
20 years inside, not a fuckin peep.
Captain? Of the Good Ship Lollipop, right?
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Captain? Of the Good Ship Lollipop, right?
Adios you fuckin skank!
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Adios you fuckin skank!
You said you were gonna take care of that fuckin finook.
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You said you were gonna take care of that fuckin finook.
You fuckin kidding me? You don't ever admit the existence of this thing! Ever!
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You fuckin kidding me? You don't ever admit the existence of this thing! Ever!
Fuckin nauseating!
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fuckin nauseating!
You want compromise, how's this? 20 years in the can, I wanted manicotti. I compromised, I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman but I compromised, I jacked off in a tissue.
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You want compromise, how's this? 20 years in the can, I wanted manicotti. I compromised, I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman but I compromised, I jacked off in a tissue.
20 years inside, not a fuckin peep.
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
20 years inside, not a fuckin peep.
Easy on the sugar hun, they tell me I'm sweet enough :)
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Easy on the sugar hun, they tell me I'm sweet enough :)
Captain? Of the Good Ship Lollipop, right?
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Captain? Of the Good Ship Lollipop, right?
Easy on the sugar hun, they tell me I'm sweet enough :)
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Easy on the sugar hun, they tell me I'm sweet enough :)
How could it be okay if it's askew?
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
How could it be okay if it's askew?
I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to.
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to.