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@pinkoteddy.bsky.social
Weary Cassandra, social justice paladin, rural leftist, wrangler of car parts (professional) and electrons (semi-pro.)
She/they/comrade/bitchcakes.
She/they/comrade/bitchcakes.
Slowly finishing the en suite.
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Slowly finishing the en suite.
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FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
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December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
I had one complicated pregnancy, one routine, and a miscarriage, plus a couple of undercarriage piercings (RIP). I have had a spectator army with scopes, stabby shit, headlamps, you name it.
Can someone explain how in all this time they still don’t give you anything that can clean lube, ffs?
Can someone explain how in all this time they still don’t give you anything that can clean lube, ffs?
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I had one complicated pregnancy, one routine, and a miscarriage, plus a couple of undercarriage piercings (RIP). I have had a spectator army with scopes, stabby shit, headlamps, you name it.
Can someone explain how in all this time they still don’t give you anything that can clean lube, ffs?
Can someone explain how in all this time they still don’t give you anything that can clean lube, ffs?
I am not a young person, but I have watched the media slowly twist themselves into sycophants for the powerful across my lifetime. In part due to government, yes ( #obfuckyoureagan) but also because of the quest for celebrity kicked off in the 90s by Rush Limbaugh’s ilk, rest in piss
I’m not sure what to make of this survey, honestly? If you’re a young person in solidarity with Gaza, or against police killings, or you’re trans or queer, would you have reason to trust the news?
A lost generation of news consumers? Survey shows how teenagers dislike the news media
You don't have to tell Cat Murphy or Lily Ogburn about the attitudes of young people toward journalists.
apnews.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I am not a young person, but I have watched the media slowly twist themselves into sycophants for the powerful across my lifetime. In part due to government, yes ( #obfuckyoureagan) but also because of the quest for celebrity kicked off in the 90s by Rush Limbaugh’s ilk, rest in piss
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Since our fucking government isn’t observing World AIDS Day, I will. In 1990, I started taking care of people in the last stages of AIDS in their homes. I did this for nearly two years. The home care company I worked for had meetings for those of us who solely (or nearly solely) took care of PWAs.
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Since our fucking government isn’t observing World AIDS Day, I will. In 1990, I started taking care of people in the last stages of AIDS in their homes. I did this for nearly two years. The home care company I worked for had meetings for those of us who solely (or nearly solely) took care of PWAs.
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Red-tailed hawk
Muskrat
Painted turtle
Timber rattlesnake
Horseshoe crab
Red-tailed hawk
Muskrat
Painted turtle
Timber rattlesnake
Horseshoe crab
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild: blue racer, Eastern pondhawk, ghost crab, great blue heron, Sandhill crane.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Grizzly bear
Wolf
Orca
Moose
Sea otter
Grizzly bear
Wolf
Orca
Moose
Sea otter
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Red-tailed hawk
Muskrat
Painted turtle
Timber rattlesnake
Horseshoe crab
Red-tailed hawk
Muskrat
Painted turtle
Timber rattlesnake
Horseshoe crab
Enjoy your meals, y’all.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Enjoy your meals, y’all.
Ordered from a nearby wing chain because I was craving wings and wanted to try it, but the wings are aggressively overcooked and despite offering “in house” delivery it came via DoorDash, which I am not excited about.
The garlic parm fries are really good, at least.
The garlic parm fries are really good, at least.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Ordered from a nearby wing chain because I was craving wings and wanted to try it, but the wings are aggressively overcooked and despite offering “in house” delivery it came via DoorDash, which I am not excited about.
The garlic parm fries are really good, at least.
The garlic parm fries are really good, at least.
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“These aren't the sort of people we're supposed to be arresting.”
White people.
The agents could have conserved most of a whole breath by saying “These are white folks.”
White people.
The agents could have conserved most of a whole breath by saying “These are white folks.”
“We’ve tried to not have to do it, but we've got direct orders,” the masked ICE agents told them www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“These aren't the sort of people we're supposed to be arresting.”
White people.
The agents could have conserved most of a whole breath by saying “These are white folks.”
White people.
The agents could have conserved most of a whole breath by saying “These are white folks.”
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Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy
An excellent way to keep your head toasty, or help keep your favorite be-hawked quality manager toasty
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November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
An excellent way to keep your head toasty, or help keep your favorite be-hawked quality manager toasty
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And I've been doing politics for long enough to know clearly that the entire Senate Democratic caucus agreed to this decision to fold. Open your eyes. The 8 who "broke" did so with the complete blessing of Schumer and their colleagues. You don't have to play along because this is not a game. The end
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
And I've been doing politics for long enough to know clearly that the entire Senate Democratic caucus agreed to this decision to fold. Open your eyes. The 8 who "broke" did so with the complete blessing of Schumer and their colleagues. You don't have to play along because this is not a game. The end
Just my luck, I finally remembered to wear my frumpy art teacher dress for my gyn appt and this place doesn’t do the origami paper towel gown bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just my luck, I finally remembered to wear my frumpy art teacher dress for my gyn appt and this place doesn’t do the origami paper towel gown bullshit.
As much as my heart needed the larger narrative - fuck transphobes, help each other - this is correct and really important not to lose sight of.
Phoning it in is no longer an option.
Phoning it in is no longer an option.
organizing is how you win elections.
i know that can be a shocking thing for some folks to learn.
i know that can be a shocking thing for some folks to learn.
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
As much as my heart needed the larger narrative - fuck transphobes, help each other - this is correct and really important not to lose sight of.
Phoning it in is no longer an option.
Phoning it in is no longer an option.
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“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message
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i wish every useless centrist democrat who's been shitting their pants in public about this a very Cry All Night and Retire In The Morning
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i wish every useless centrist democrat who's been shitting their pants in public about this a very Cry All Night and Retire In The Morning
Please, god, let me enjoy 12 hours of hope before I hear how dem leadership will inevitably screw the pooch on this.
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Please, god, let me enjoy 12 hours of hope before I hear how dem leadership will inevitably screw the pooch on this.
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this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
Dick Cheney died. Satan finally called him home 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Dick Cheney died. Satan finally called him home 🥰
Everything old is new again: proxy wars between the US and the USSR in South America
Maduro has reached out to Russia, China, and Iran to ask for weapons and other military capabilities to fend off what looks like an imminent attack from the trump admin. wapo.st/4oKBgKO
As U.S. ramps up the pressure, Venezuela pleads with Moscow for help
Documents show Maduro drafted letter asking Russia for missiles, radars and upgraded aircraft as U.S. forces amass in the Caribbean.
wapo.st
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Everything old is new again: proxy wars between the US and the USSR in South America
Today at work we are playing “who took history classes.”
October 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Today at work we are playing “who took history classes.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Oh. Oh, yeah. Should have clocked that one
Obvious to say this, but the actual function of the smear job isn't to make us ask about his aunt, it's to show us the words "hijab" and "9/11" in a headline with his photo.
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Oh. Oh, yeah. Should have clocked that one