plfrederick
@plfrederick.bsky.social
If there's no magic how come when you burp up watermelon it tastes like cucumber?
Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP
Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP
The highest level of praise for a recipe is eating the substrate the recipe is written on.
Definitely does not know what happened to my Hungryroot recipes
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The highest level of praise for a recipe is eating the substrate the recipe is written on.
“Another cup of hot cocoa?”
Me, hot cocoa mug in hand, two empties on my desk: Sure, I could do with cup of hot cocoa rn
Me, hot cocoa mug in hand, two empties on my desk: Sure, I could do with cup of hot cocoa rn
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Another cup of hot cocoa?”
Me, hot cocoa mug in hand, two empties on my desk: Sure, I could do with cup of hot cocoa rn
Me, hot cocoa mug in hand, two empties on my desk: Sure, I could do with cup of hot cocoa rn
TIL Amazon removed the ability to hide (archive) purchases. I used to hide them until after the gift giving occurred, so the recipient also using the Amazon account wouldn’t see them. No more! Another reason to not buy from there! It’s kind of a big deal
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December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
TIL Amazon removed the ability to hide (archive) purchases. I used to hide them until after the gift giving occurred, so the recipient also using the Amazon account wouldn’t see them. No more! Another reason to not buy from there! It’s kind of a big deal
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
“The bed is a kind of sandwich. When you get in you are the meat.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
“The bed is a kind of sandwich. When you get in you are the meat.”
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😂🤣😂 Brought to you by Kevin’s Kleenex box shoes 🤣😂🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
😂🤣😂 Brought to you by Kevin’s Kleenex box shoes 🤣😂🤣
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Explaining to my Canadian wife that Americans celebrate Thanksgiving on Thursdays because Thanksgiving is the Thursday of holidays
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Explaining to my Canadian wife that Americans celebrate Thanksgiving on Thursdays because Thanksgiving is the Thursday of holidays
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My great-niece when she was 11, hoping to persuade her parents to let her have a mobile phone: "Grandad, when did you get YOUR first phone?"
Grandad: "I think I was about 40."
I will never forget the look of horror and disbelief on her face.
Grandad: "I think I was about 40."
I will never forget the look of horror and disbelief on her face.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
My great-niece when she was 11, hoping to persuade her parents to let her have a mobile phone: "Grandad, when did you get YOUR first phone?"
Grandad: "I think I was about 40."
I will never forget the look of horror and disbelief on her face.
Grandad: "I think I was about 40."
I will never forget the look of horror and disbelief on her face.
I so love seeing these cute lil guys in my feed every day. The hair. The color. The teefs! 🤣
Thank you @susandennis.bsky.social 💕
Thank you @susandennis.bsky.social 💕
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I so love seeing these cute lil guys in my feed every day. The hair. The color. The teefs! 🤣
Thank you @susandennis.bsky.social 💕
Thank you @susandennis.bsky.social 💕
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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I wonder how they'll afford tuition.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I wonder how they'll afford tuition.
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Keys found embedded in jam sandwich. Apologies.
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Keys found embedded in jam sandwich. Apologies.
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hey what if i use a machine that can't do math to help with my taxes
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hey what if i use a machine that can't do math to help with my taxes
A lovely grounding thing about a bull and his vegetarian ex-butcher. Not HIS butcher, but his butcher, you know? Look just read it.
THREAD.
A couple of years ago I went on a pilgrimage to the derelict moorland cottage where a vegetarian ex-butcher once lived with a bull he had adopted, named Scrunch.
You will find the story in the alt text...
A couple of years ago I went on a pilgrimage to the derelict moorland cottage where a vegetarian ex-butcher once lived with a bull he had adopted, named Scrunch.
You will find the story in the alt text...
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
A lovely grounding thing about a bull and his vegetarian ex-butcher. Not HIS butcher, but his butcher, you know? Look just read it.
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
Sure, a broken heart is terrible but have you ever bought a used puzzle?
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sure, a broken heart is terrible but have you ever bought a used puzzle?
A must read thread about the yoga and cheese behind the beauty that is…PIS? Philippe Islington-Smythe 😂🤣💕
THREAD. In her exclusive interview in today's Daily Telegraph Magazine, the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world...
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
A must read thread about the yoga and cheese behind the beauty that is…PIS? Philippe Islington-Smythe 😂🤣💕
It would be helpful if we stop using “rich” and “poor”
Not one of us is a poor human being
People who don’t have much especially know this
Start using “you make over $250,000 a year” and “you make under $250,000 a year”
It brings clarity to voting & life
Not one of us is a poor human being
People who don’t have much especially know this
Start using “you make over $250,000 a year” and “you make under $250,000 a year”
It brings clarity to voting & life
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It would be helpful if we stop using “rich” and “poor”
Not one of us is a poor human being
People who don’t have much especially know this
Start using “you make over $250,000 a year” and “you make under $250,000 a year”
It brings clarity to voting & life
Not one of us is a poor human being
People who don’t have much especially know this
Start using “you make over $250,000 a year” and “you make under $250,000 a year”
It brings clarity to voting & life
What does Y / N mean?
AI: It means Why / Envelope.
AI: It means Why / Envelope.
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
What does Y / N mean?
AI: It means Why / Envelope.
AI: It means Why / Envelope.
Absolutely loved the Rachmaninoff piece just now on David O’Leary’s program! My relative with Alzheimer’s is walking on air after listening. Thank you @crbclassical.bsky.social
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Happy supporters of WCRB over here
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Happy supporters of WCRB over here
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Absolutely loved the Rachmaninoff piece just now on David O’Leary’s program! My relative with Alzheimer’s is walking on air after listening. Thank you @crbclassical.bsky.social
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Happy supporters of WCRB over here
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Happy supporters of WCRB over here
Sharing this from an AMAZING painter / teacher / artist Jim Musil. Just don’t win mine haha (please don’t)
Hey! Hey! It’s my birthday and to celebrate I’m giving away 50 free prints this week.
Each mini print is 5x5” and mounted onto a ¾” thick wood panel. They’re adorable and every bit as beautiful as my large prints, just smaller.
Good luck!
Each mini print is 5x5” and mounted onto a ¾” thick wood panel. They’re adorable and every bit as beautiful as my large prints, just smaller.
Good luck!
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sharing this from an AMAZING painter / teacher / artist Jim Musil. Just don’t win mine haha (please don’t)
I just…can’t…stop looking at Lukas
This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I just…can’t…stop looking at Lukas