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Sleve McDichael Emeritus
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Writer of fine articles on The Hard Drive and Merry-Go-Round Magazine. One time I was a copywriter.

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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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lol
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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glenn beck *sobbing*: please sir. i am begging for a light in the darkness. what has happened to our beautiful country??

AI george washington *tilting around head like a tv with motion smoothing on* : Great question! America’s political problems aren’t just unprecedented—They’re downright scary!
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I'm just trying to live my life playing video games and dying in obscurity when a former classmate of mine shows up in my game
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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oh hey look it’s the thing literally everyone said would happen
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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To recap:
•Rittenhouse killed 2 people at a BLM rally & raised $2M
•Shiloh Hendrix called a Black child the n-word & raised $800K
•Now Crystal Wilsey called a Black customer the n-word & has already raised $100K in 1 day

On thing remains clear—White supremacy remains extremely profitable in America
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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reading history is wild because it's like, wow, shit was extremely fucked up the entire time and remains so. wow
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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im sick of bullshit, im sick of rancor, im sick of aggression, of preening and sanctimony and malice and grandiosity and fraud and corruption. i would like things to be a lot less like the way they are and yet, i am skeptical that the toothpaste is ever going back into the tube
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Pichelli has since said this was taken out of context from an off-hand conversation she had at a busy con with someone who did not identify himself as a journalist and is twisting her words for click bait

Which is extra fun since this is the post that took off and doesn't even include a source link
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I can't believe I'm being PERSECUTED for who I am (a person who commits crimes)
February 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
bro seriously thinks hes suckin on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
proud of bungie/destiny 2 centering characters of diverse backgrounds by having Drifter's ghost be from Boston
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
it generated Makima with pigtails
This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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A perfectly NORMAL picture of the world's GREATEST president (who is also the HEALTHIEST man alive) picking up his very REAL peace award.
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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creating their own version of reality
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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"AI has become the high-fructose corn syrup of the digital realm: It’s now in everything, even if you don’t want it there." www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
The time has come to declare war on AI
"It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."
www.sfgate.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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ICE is in Far Rockaway now .

There doing a sweep
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that h...
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
time to check on santa ragione's newest game while taking a big sip of coffee. i hope it's like their cute 1970s Italy visual novel!
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM