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@postmodernpastoral.bsky.social

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Death. Violin. Queer. post-Mormon. Extrovert. Optimist. Cemetery. Art. Abolish ICE. He/him 🏳️‍🌈 Ecclesiastes 2:18

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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 1d

Today was a wonderful day. Went to hot yoga, ate salmon for lunch, learned a lot at school, the taco shop messed up my order so I ended up with two burritos instead of one, and found my missing water bottle! Ended the day by getting a bj from some dude in a parking lot. Classic. Love you all

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 1d

About to start yoga class I'm gonna die

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 2d

Pro tip: If a man asks about your tattoos it's because he saw your torso on grindr and he's trying to sus out who you are.

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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 3d

Taking prep is so optimistic. Like I'll ever get laid.

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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 3d

I wonder how much of my personality is inspired by nameless characters in corporate commercials.

Like, I just unconsciously emulate the dad repeating "bibberty" to his baby in the liberty mutual insurance commercials. I like that guy, I wanna be him

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 3d

Super hot guy at the gym and I exchanged a few words in real life today lol I'm all excited

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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 4d

A lot of Americans would love to talk about kitchen table issues, unfortunately the kitchen table is being used to barricade the front door because ICE is trying to illegally enter private property to arrest and detain them.

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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 4d

"Whats up" is shorthand for "What the fetch is up?"

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 4d

The security guard has a real nice butt. I tried not to look, but dude, I'm only human.

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 4d

Cruising! At the DMV

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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 4d

Tbh not sure if I understand the question haha

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 4d

Ummm.. well do you like Rosalía otherwise?

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 4d

Nope. It's just music

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 5d

Wish I were a lil' snuggle bug sometimes

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 5d

Yes, Rosalía's new single is my entire life, obviously.

She's really an incredible artist

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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 5d

I tried Tidal for a few days, but definitely liked Qobuz more.

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 5d

I switched to Qobuz. They pay the artists more and better sound quality.

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 5d

It's done. Fuck you spotify

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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 5d

Caspar, Melchoir, and Balthazar can get it. 🫦

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 5d

Telling randos on grindr I just jacked off, so I'm not horny right now, but keeping them in mind for next time

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Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 5d

Made eye contact with a hot guy at the gym, checked my grindr, and got a message that said "we just made eye contact lol"

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 6d

Driving uber lol

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 6d

Heck yessssss

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah i do eat meat and dairy these days, but I definitely try to eat very little meat and dairy. I kinda wanna get back to veganism. Which, that makes it even harder lol

Teletubbies propaganda @postmodernpastoral.bsky.social · 6d

Trade bodies? Sure why not