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Sick to my stomach that the Pats are good again already. They're going to win another superbowl before the Jets so much as make the playoffs
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sick to my stomach that the Pats are good again already. They're going to win another superbowl before the Jets so much as make the playoffs
VH1's I Love the 1340s:
Brian Huskey: when some guy showed up at your hovel in a bird costume, you just knew you were about to have a bad time
Michael Ian Black: t'wouldn't be much playing at ball upon that morn
Brian Huskey: when some guy showed up at your hovel in a bird costume, you just knew you were about to have a bad time
Michael Ian Black: t'wouldn't be much playing at ball upon that morn
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
VH1's I Love the 1340s:
Brian Huskey: when some guy showed up at your hovel in a bird costume, you just knew you were about to have a bad time
Michael Ian Black: t'wouldn't be much playing at ball upon that morn
Brian Huskey: when some guy showed up at your hovel in a bird costume, you just knew you were about to have a bad time
Michael Ian Black: t'wouldn't be much playing at ball upon that morn
An underrated problem is that there isn't anything good to call them:
"Traffic circle" is too bland
"Roundabout" too whimsical
"Rotary" too nautical
"Traffic circle" is too bland
"Roundabout" too whimsical
"Rotary" too nautical
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
An underrated problem is that there isn't anything good to call them:
"Traffic circle" is too bland
"Roundabout" too whimsical
"Rotary" too nautical
"Traffic circle" is too bland
"Roundabout" too whimsical
"Rotary" too nautical
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I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"
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if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"
Happy Early Modern January 6 to all who celebrate
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Happy Early Modern January 6 to all who celebrate
I'm admittedly fond of our quadrennial ritual in which the party that lost the previous year's presidential election puts up Assad-like numbers in the Virginia and New Jersey governor elections, and everyone pretends like it means something
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm admittedly fond of our quadrennial ritual in which the party that lost the previous year's presidential election puts up Assad-like numbers in the Virginia and New Jersey governor elections, and everyone pretends like it means something
Get this Virginia governor race off my TV. I hate both these assholes and dont care who wins
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Get this Virginia governor race off my TV. I hate both these assholes and dont care who wins
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sealing my servants inside my tomb if Mamdani wins
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
sealing my servants inside my tomb if Mamdani wins
Now that the world series is over i have time to check out this politics stuff
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Now that the world series is over i have time to check out this politics stuff
ERIKA K: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW no one will ever replace my husband
BAYLESS: Absolutely
ERIKA K: BUT!
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW no one will ever replace my husband
BAYLESS: Absolutely
ERIKA K: BUT!
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ERIKA K: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW no one will ever replace my husband
BAYLESS: Absolutely
ERIKA K: BUT!
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW no one will ever replace my husband
BAYLESS: Absolutely
ERIKA K: BUT!
Glancing up from tweeting, "Jack Skellingtons bellend looks like a pumpkin" to hand a teenager the world's smallest Twix
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Glancing up from tweeting, "Jack Skellingtons bellend looks like a pumpkin" to hand a teenager the world's smallest Twix
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It's pronounced like First and Joel
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's pronounced like First and Joel
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star trek muppetized: thread
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
star trek muppetized: thread
Down for the Count Feather Pillow Emporium
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Down for the Count Feather Pillow Emporium
Not to be like whatever about it, but these are the same people who melted down in defense of hastily and shoddily built statues of kkk guys
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Not to be like whatever about it, but these are the same people who melted down in defense of hastily and shoddily built statues of kkk guys