I may be a 30 something straight guy with no wife gf or kids but listen to me when I say this is my solemn vow: I will never have ambition
horrible to work for 30+ yo straight men with no wife, gf, or kids. ambitious guys with no pressing matters or obligations at all outside of work. there is no flexibility or understanding there. karen is the superior boss 10/10x
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I may be a 30 something straight guy with no wife gf or kids but listen to me when I say this is my solemn vow: I will never have ambition
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Would love to see a waymo car dodge potholes
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Would love to see a waymo car dodge potholes
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We're doing arch. They didn't, they said it wasn't possible, and [quickly, stumbling] it wasn't possible with sleepy joe and the autopen but [awful wet breath] we're doing arch, and quite frankly we are doing plaza as well.
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
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December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We're doing arch. They didn't, they said it wasn't possible, and [quickly, stumbling] it wasn't possible with sleepy joe and the autopen but [awful wet breath] we're doing arch, and quite frankly we are doing plaza as well.
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STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
August 22, 2023 at 7:36 PM
STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
Just know there was a lot of jazz in my top 15 artists of the year
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Just know there was a lot of jazz in my top 15 artists of the year
Sitting on the stairs with my cat instead of working
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sitting on the stairs with my cat instead of working
Calypso Christmas was kind of a bust, but I know Phil spector’s Christmas album will be a banger
Just got a bunch of goofy Christmas records at the store
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Calypso Christmas was kind of a bust, but I know Phil spector’s Christmas album will be a banger
Just got a bunch of goofy Christmas records at the store
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just got a bunch of goofy Christmas records at the store
Happy thanksgiving from Angela
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Happy thanksgiving from Angela
If moss can survive going to space, I can survive my stupid email job
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November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If moss can survive going to space, I can survive my stupid email job
Engaging in operation permanent slowdown. "Fuck that shit" -me
Hard for me to imagine my work getting any worse but time to start imagining, buddy
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Engaging in operation permanent slowdown. "Fuck that shit" -me
I will never download shop to track package
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I will never download shop to track package
Hard for me to imagine my work getting any worse but time to start imagining, buddy
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hard for me to imagine my work getting any worse but time to start imagining, buddy
You know what’s cool? Greg Olsen’s combover
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You know what’s cool? Greg Olsen’s combover
Someone is locked in for nfl football
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Someone is locked in for nfl football
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Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Excuse to post a classic?
I'm about ready to get in a canoe and take it down the Mississippi and leave all of this behind
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm about ready to get in a canoe and take it down the Mississippi and leave all of this behind
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
I better have a slow day at work when the Epstein files are released
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I better have a slow day at work when the Epstein files are released
First time back at trivia in more than a month and you better believe we won
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
First time back at trivia in more than a month and you better believe we won
Tonight I’m getting Mexican food and beer and then seeing free jazz. Life is good
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Tonight I’m getting Mexican food and beer and then seeing free jazz. Life is good
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not really the point of this post but this is how Jeffrey Epstein spelled the basketball player's name
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
not really the point of this post but this is how Jeffrey Epstein spelled the basketball player's name
Love my cat more than anything in the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Love my cat more than anything in the world