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@punsultant.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Puns are the ska of comedy
Technically, all chicken nuggets are dino nuggets
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Technically, all chicken nuggets are dino nuggets
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When that centipede is trying to start a fight but I know I can take him
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When that centipede is trying to start a fight but I know I can take him
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fairway golf, 1700 como avenue, st. paul, minnesota, 1984
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
fairway golf, 1700 como avenue, st. paul, minnesota, 1984
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I hate to make light of a situation, but I'm a holodeck programmer so I will vice versa.
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I hate to make light of a situation, but I'm a holodeck programmer so I will vice versa.
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ONE MORE DAY OF THE BLACK FRIDAY SALE ON WWW.SKATUNENETWORK.COM
Both skatune & JER merch all 20% off! Limited sizing per design, some are almost fully sold out!
S - 5XL available between all of the designs! Orders are shipping out ASAP! Order now so you can grab yours in time for the holidays!
Both skatune & JER merch all 20% off! Limited sizing per design, some are almost fully sold out!
S - 5XL available between all of the designs! Orders are shipping out ASAP! Order now so you can grab yours in time for the holidays!
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
ONE MORE DAY OF THE BLACK FRIDAY SALE ON WWW.SKATUNENETWORK.COM
Both skatune & JER merch all 20% off! Limited sizing per design, some are almost fully sold out!
S - 5XL available between all of the designs! Orders are shipping out ASAP! Order now so you can grab yours in time for the holidays!
Both skatune & JER merch all 20% off! Limited sizing per design, some are almost fully sold out!
S - 5XL available between all of the designs! Orders are shipping out ASAP! Order now so you can grab yours in time for the holidays!
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The polar bear pianist was a virtu-oso
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The polar bear pianist was a virtu-oso
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the word "beautiful" doesn't get used enough to describe men.
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
the word "beautiful" doesn't get used enough to describe men.
How does a wolf start his gravy?
A roux
A roux
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How does a wolf start his gravy?
A roux
A roux
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One of the best worldbuilding guides you can read is Tolkien's notes on translation, where he talks about the fact that *everything* you write is in practice being translated into English; is is no more anachronistic to use the word "September" than it is use the word "sword" or "house" or "hello".
Not sure how I feel when a book tells me that instead of "12 months" they have "10 arcs," which are each 40 days long, and they all have names like Blossomarc, Flamearc Snowarc,.... I appreciate the world building, but couldnt we have just kept the calendar the same?
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
One of the best worldbuilding guides you can read is Tolkien's notes on translation, where he talks about the fact that *everything* you write is in practice being translated into English; is is no more anachronistic to use the word "September" than it is use the word "sword" or "house" or "hello".
If you didn’t giggle at 20 across in yesterday’s NYT crossword puzzle, what the hell
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If you didn’t giggle at 20 across in yesterday’s NYT crossword puzzle, what the hell
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Man, football is in a very different universe from me. Did you really just say “dominant on the D” on national television?
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Man, football is in a very different universe from me. Did you really just say “dominant on the D” on national television?
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
They Might Be Giants (2011)
They Might Be Giants (2013)
They Might Be Giants (2011)
They Might Be Giants (2015)
They Might Be Giants (2024)
They Might Be Giants (2011)
They Might Be Giants (2013)
They Might Be Giants (2011)
They Might Be Giants (2015)
They Might Be Giants (2024)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Sonata Arctica
Modest Mouse
Devin Townsend
Fair to Midland
Weird Al
Boy, what a spread. All exquisite shows btw
Sonata Arctica
Modest Mouse
Devin Townsend
Fair to Midland
Weird Al
Boy, what a spread. All exquisite shows btw
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
The Veronicas*
Janet Jackson
Chappell Roan (very early career)
Tinashe
(I think that’s literally it. I don’t like crowds lol)
The Veronicas*
Janet Jackson
Chappell Roan (very early career)
Tinashe
(I think that’s literally it. I don’t like crowds lol)
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
They Might Be Giants (2011)
They Might Be Giants (2013)
They Might Be Giants (2011)
They Might Be Giants (2015)
They Might Be Giants (2024)
They Might Be Giants (2011)
They Might Be Giants (2013)
They Might Be Giants (2011)
They Might Be Giants (2015)
They Might Be Giants (2024)
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YOU GUYS
Here you go
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
YOU GUYS
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To those celebrating Thanksgiving, I’m grateful for this fandom & the friends I’ve made. You’ve continually brought a smile to my face & kept me sane thru the B.S. From me to you, whoever you are, wherever you are, allow me to raise a glass to you in spirit.
From the Orion family to yours. LLAP 🥃🖖🏻
From the Orion family to yours. LLAP 🥃🖖🏻
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
To those celebrating Thanksgiving, I’m grateful for this fandom & the friends I’ve made. You’ve continually brought a smile to my face & kept me sane thru the B.S. From me to you, whoever you are, wherever you are, allow me to raise a glass to you in spirit.
From the Orion family to yours. LLAP 🥃🖖🏻
From the Orion family to yours. LLAP 🥃🖖🏻
Someone please point me in the direction of an ethically sourced mesh top so I can live this life
Post your Favourite " The Lord of the rings " character ..wrong answers only …
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Someone please point me in the direction of an ethically sourced mesh top so I can live this life
27 8-by-10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was, to be used as evidence against us
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
27 8-by-10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was, to be used as evidence against us
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Imagine valuing art so much that you think it should be free but not caring if the artists starve.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Imagine valuing art so much that you think it should be free but not caring if the artists starve.