Quantum Computer Janitor
@qcj.bsky.social
Former condensed-matter troglodyte
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oh my god Book of the New Sun had Amano covers in Japan and they're fucking crazy
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
oh my god Book of the New Sun had Amano covers in Japan and they're fucking crazy
Over the summer I maxed out the RAM in my desktop in what seemed at the time to be a frivolous impulse buy from microcenter. Now I feel like a fuckin genius
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Over the summer I maxed out the RAM in my desktop in what seemed at the time to be a frivolous impulse buy from microcenter. Now I feel like a fuckin genius
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the two genders of midwestern thai food
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
the two genders of midwestern thai food
The thing that gets me about the Krauss email is that he is 100% correct that Feynman would have approved of his actions
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The thing that gets me about the Krauss email is that he is 100% correct that Feynman would have approved of his actions
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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albuquerque, they said
never gives up her dead
when your mom makes sauer-
-kraut for brekkie
never gives up her dead
when your mom makes sauer-
-kraut for brekkie
when I was a kid "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" came on the radio and my dad said "this is the longest song I know of" and I looked him dead in the eye and said "Weird Al's 'Albuquerque'"
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
albuquerque, they said
never gives up her dead
when your mom makes sauer-
-kraut for brekkie
never gives up her dead
when your mom makes sauer-
-kraut for brekkie
This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard of www.quantamagazine.org/physicists-t...
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard of www.quantamagazine.org/physicists-t...
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hope i'm this good some day
January 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
hope i'm this good some day
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Hey, are you trying to get a girl's attention? Just give the sickest homilies in Parma for 14 months straight
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Hey, are you trying to get a girl's attention? Just give the sickest homilies in Parma for 14 months straight
(Eddie Vedder singing) R G Floooooow
October 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
(Eddie Vedder singing) R G Floooooow
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ds9 where incels attack risa honestly incredible and prophetic
September 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
ds9 where incels attack risa honestly incredible and prophetic
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This posting sucks.
September 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This posting sucks.
Frabrice del Dongo upon meeting a manservant on the road to Parma:
"I'll Do It! I'll Rob The Kwik-E-Mart!"
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September 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Frabrice del Dongo upon meeting a manservant on the road to Parma:
Calvinism has been around for a while now
August 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Calvinism has been around for a while now
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You look very impressive in that outfit, Quantum Computer Janitor. Can I help you?
August 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You look very impressive in that outfit, Quantum Computer Janitor. Can I help you?
Flashing back to 2002, where I'm sitting in my Pastor Kid neighbor's bedroom trying to decide if the lyrics to "Chop Suey" were pro or anti Christian
August 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Flashing back to 2002, where I'm sitting in my Pastor Kid neighbor's bedroom trying to decide if the lyrics to "Chop Suey" were pro or anti Christian
Just ran the table at the ham radio license exam, achieved the highest level possible on my first go. Shoutout to my buddy John David Jackson for making this victory possible
July 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just ran the table at the ham radio license exam, achieved the highest level possible on my first go. Shoutout to my buddy John David Jackson for making this victory possible
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The Pope has a math degree, it should be noted. Probably the first Pope who knows what a metric space is.
Here’s an American who still believes in science! 😄 😛 Future funding source??
July 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Pope has a math degree, it should be noted. Probably the first Pope who knows what a metric space is.
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My father used to say, "Some day you'll understand there's nothing more important to a man than having a powerful magnet." Then he'd use his powerful magnet to catch a passing car, and robbing the people inside was how we got by. Glad I've given you a better life *points submarine magnet out to sea*
July 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My father used to say, "Some day you'll understand there's nothing more important to a man than having a powerful magnet." Then he'd use his powerful magnet to catch a passing car, and robbing the people inside was how we got by. Glad I've given you a better life *points submarine magnet out to sea*
Bowser begat Bowser Jr. via parthenogenesis
July 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Bowser begat Bowser Jr. via parthenogenesis
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After 15 years of research, drafting, revision, citation & formatting work, submitting to publishers and working with editors, I am overwhelmed and excited to announce that my new book on structural racism is coming out Monday! belonging.berkeley.edu/structural-r...
June 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
After 15 years of research, drafting, revision, citation & formatting work, submitting to publishers and working with editors, I am overwhelmed and excited to announce that my new book on structural racism is coming out Monday! belonging.berkeley.edu/structural-r...
Collapsing from relief after my spies report to me that my mistress is not actually trying to bang her nephew (who is not actually related to her, but none of us know this)
June 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Collapsing from relief after my spies report to me that my mistress is not actually trying to bang her nephew (who is not actually related to her, but none of us know this)
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June 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM