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Quaintly Fig 🐯🫖
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Fig, 30s, enby 🏳️‍🌈 | OFMD, my forever beloved | 🫖 Stories, 🐯 Prompt Generators, 🦋 Events: quaintlyfig.carrd.co 🔞

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quaintlyfig.bsky.social
I can’t wait to read this! 💖💖
politestmenace.bsky.social R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 18d
I was messing around with @quaintlyfig.bsky.social’s Happiness Happens generator a few weeks ago; I got so many fun ideas, but one set grabbed me and wouldn’t let go until I wrote it. The prompts are spoiler tagged in the notes on ao3!

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Screenshot from ao3. Title: Getting It Right Username: PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado) Summary: What could be worse than being thirteen and at a pool party with zero friends? Stede Bonnet can't think of much. Little does he know his day is gonna get a lot weirder... With art by mermaidinn. Screenshot from ao3. Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Sarah Bonnet, Edward Bonnet | Stede Bonnet's Father, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Nigel Badminton, Chauncey Badminton, Mary Read (d. 1721), Anne Bonny Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Middle School, teenage Stede Bonnet, Teenage Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Autistic Stede Bonnet, Giving Stede my childhood trauma yet again, Ahead there be spoilers, Time Loop, Podfic Welcome Language: English Series: Part 1 of Round and Round Stats: Published: 2025-10-26 Hits: 0 Words: 5,809 Chapters: 1/1
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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bookknobs.bsky.social
Speaking of, if anyone is looking to give bookbinding a try I’ve made a simple guide to getting started with typesetting which you can find on my ko-fi. It’s free, because fandom should be, but obvs any pennies you can spare… etc. ♥️

ko-fi.com/s/509a472eab
September 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
I love this story and think of it often! It’s absolutely lovely @denizb33.bsky.social! 💞
denizb33.bsky.social Deniz @denizb33.bsky.social · Sep 6
It's ficversary day for a @quaintlyfig.bsky.social prompt generator fic!

archiveofourown.org/works/58717432
#OFMDfanfic
Ed runs away to join a watercolour class.
He has a song stuck in his head the entire time...

🎶Could you whisper in my ear / The things you wanna feel?🎶
archiveofourown.org
September 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
#OhMyHeartOFMDArt 💙😍💙
September 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
#SpicyGentlebeardArt 💖
midthirstling.bsky.social Laz 🔞 @midthirstling.bsky.social · Sep 3
Lil sketch coz it’s been A While and I’ve forgor how to draw
#ofmdnsfw #nsfwofmd #laznsfw
Procreate pencil sketch of Ed and Stede naked and kissing and embracing like I normally draw them coz it’s a tried and true recipe. Ed is leaning backwards supported by his arms as Stede leans into him and has one arm around Ed’s waist.
September 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
I’ve been offline mostly taking care of myself but I’m ready to poke my head out of my shell 🐢

Throwback Tuesday: Hear That Lonesome Whippoorwill

One of those stories that just flowed while writing, and one of my favorites 🩷🧡💙
Art by @smolbus.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/580302...
Round bois illustration of Stede holding a cheezit up for Ed to eat. Ed is wearing the pink robe and sitting cross-legged, and Stede is wearing the blue robe and sitting on his knees. They are so precious I passed away.
September 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social
"Yes! We fucking did it!" #OurFlagMeansDeath
September 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
More of @gemagination.bsky.social’s *magic*! She brought these cowboys’ love to life 😭❤️❤️ #SpicyGentlebeardArt
gemagination.bsky.social Gemagination 🏉💙 @gemagination.bsky.social · Mar 22
I never posted this!! From the FINAL chapter of the Big Bang fic by @quaintlyfig.bsky.social The Gentleman Cowboy! (Hidden for spoilers and suggestive nudity, nothing graphic!)
A digital drawing of Stede and Ed from our flag means death. Stede is kneeling in top of Ed. He's wearing a sheer white lingerie dress and is holding hands with Ed. Ed is naked, his hair laid out around his head. The background is a vague blue.
March 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
🔥😍🔥 #SpicyGentlebeardArt
midthirstling.bsky.social Laz 🔞 @midthirstling.bsky.social · Mar 20
I imagine he’s being bossy in the last one
#ofmdnsfw
#nsfwofmd
(laznsfw)
Digital nsfw drawing of Ed and Stede from Ofmd. Ed is naked and lying back in a bed (I imagine they are in their inn bedroom). Stede is on top of him wearing a sheer billowing shirt, situating himself on Ed’s dick. Similar composition to the previous drawing, nsfw. Stede has sunk himself down onto Ed, his hands on Ed’s chest and his head held up with his eyes closed. Ed is lifting his head off the pillow and holding Stede’s side. Nsfw, digital drawing. Similar composition to before, but now Ed has thrown his head back into the pillow and his legs are flat against the bed. He is still holding Stede’s hip. Stede is now leaning back, one arm supporting him by resting on Ed’s leg and the other on Ed’s chest as if he’s pushing Ed down into the mattress. His cock is peeking out under the sheer shirt, which has fallen off-the shoulder on one side.
March 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
🔥 #SpicyGentlebeardArt
March 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
I’m squealing!! Boy!!! Thank you!! You bring these boys to life in all of your podfics, and I’m so lucky that you’ve podficced this story! I could seriously listen to your voice all day long. Sending you all the biggest hugs!!! 💖💖
happydaiz.bsky.social boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon Alumni @happydaiz.bsky.social · Mar 18
The podfic of Fuckin' Rainbows or Something by @quaintlyfig.bsky.social.

Stede goes to his favorite restaurant for a celebratory lunch for 1. When the man in front of him can't get seated because his reservation was double-booked, Stede offers to share his table.

An Ed & Stede (double) meet-cute.
March 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
Informally extending this event through March - what can I say, life has been weird! But at the end of the day, this is first and foremost about having fun, so that’s what I want to do 🥰💖🥳
quaintlyfig.bsky.social Quaintly Fig 🐯🫖 @quaintlyfig.bsky.social · Jan 24
Smutty Trope Week
Theme: Forced Proximity
Dates: March 10-16, 2025
More Info: quaintlyfig-events.carrd.co#smutty-trope...
#OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek #OFMDCreativeEvent

If we have fun, we'll do it again with another trope!
Text: Smutty Trope Week Theme: Forced Proximity March 10-16, 2025 Image: illustration of striped boxer briefs, striped socks, and a chile pepper
March 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
An already *delightful* skyfic for Smutty Trope Week: Forced Proximity! I can’t wait to see where it goes! 💖💖
alimasin.bsky.social Alison 🍂 Fall Front Friday Fall Festival @alimasin.bsky.social · Mar 12
ONLY ONE ED
a 5+1(bed) coworker roadtrip skyfic for #OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek

Rating: T to start but I fully expect them to escalate it to M or E before we're through

Vibe: unserious, a couple of twists but little to no angst

@quaintlyfig.bsky.social
A fic title card: a blurry background photo of a motel with a neon sign. Two red and yellow neon-looking text boxes say "Only One Ed" and "a Gentlebeard 5+1(bed) skyfic for #OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek"
March 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
Eeeee!! I can’t wait to read this! 💖😍💖
denizb33.bsky.social Deniz @denizb33.bsky.social · Mar 13
Raincoat at a Train Station is here!

The prompt came from a fic note by @dimsimkitty.bsky.social, who also drew this ❤️

#OFMDfanfic
#OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek

archiveofourown.org/works/63815287
March 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
#OFMDDeletedScene
edbbteach.bsky.social Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · Mar 11
I love you criminally deleted longer british navy uniforms scene, you deserved better ❤️‍🔥

(from samba's insta)

#ofmd
March 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Reposted by Quaintly Fig 🐯🫖
tanteclem.bsky.social
Sorry, I have to bring back this
Screenshot of a Twitter feed recounting my 18yo son's reactions to his first OFMD watch. Specifically about the rope swing scene: "He's just Stede with skateboard tricks."
March 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
Holy moly, it’s March 10 already! Welcome to Smutty Trope Week! ❤️❤️

Collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
quaintlyfig.bsky.social Quaintly Fig 🐯🫖 @quaintlyfig.bsky.social · Jan 24
Smutty Trope Week
Theme: Forced Proximity
Dates: March 10-16, 2025
More Info: quaintlyfig-events.carrd.co#smutty-trope...
#OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek #OFMDCreativeEvent

If we have fun, we'll do it again with another trope!
Text: Smutty Trope Week Theme: Forced Proximity March 10-16, 2025 Image: illustration of striped boxer briefs, striped socks, and a chile pepper
March 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by Quaintly Fig 🐯🫖
denizb33.bsky.social
#OFMDFirstTimesWeek
is here!
It takes a village!
Thank you @appleteeth.bsky.social
@unencryptid.bsky.social
@ramsaybaggins.bsky.social
@slightestwind.bsky.social
for some prompts &
@mahnah.bsky.social @clairegregoryau.bsky.social for design help; final beauty all thanks to Claire!
#OFMDprompts
April 2025 OFMD First Times Week 7 April Sweet Inexperience surprises experience Spicy Experience teaches inexperience Theme/snag Hurt/comfort   8 April Sweet Love potion Spicy Sex pollen Theme/snag One bed   9 April Sweet Aroused by intelligence Spicy Isolated by disaster Theme/snag Miscommunication   10 April Sweet Out of context first kisses Spicy Shag at first sight Theme/snag Bedroom failure/Addressing past failures   11 April Sweet Accidental declaration of love Spicy A new position Theme/snag Quiet, they can hear you   12 April Sweet Aroused by voice/appearance Spicy Arranged marriage/Consummate contract Theme/snag Rivalry as courtship   13 April Sweet Admiring from afar Spicy In media res Theme/snag Found family
March 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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ofmdzb.bsky.social
I adore this piece and I adore this fic inspired by it, by @quaintlyfig.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/53101072
March 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
🤭💖 #OFMDFun&Memes
heylidi.bsky.social Lidi 🥀 @heylidi.bsky.social · Feb 21
This simple fucking phrase has burrowed itself into my little heart and it won’t leave. #ofmd
This is the meme of Bernie sitting at a diner booth, holding up a piece of paper. He’s wearing his classic light blue shirt and on the plate in front of him there’s a small piece of toast leftover. On the piece of paper he’s holding, I have added the words “you wear fine things well” which is a line from our flag means death.
February 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Reposted by Quaintly Fig 🐯🫖
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
Smutty Trope Week
Theme: Forced Proximity
Dates: March 10-16, 2025
More Info: quaintlyfig-events.carrd.co#smutty-trope...
#OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek #OFMDCreativeEvent

If we have fun, we'll do it again with another trope!
Text: Smutty Trope Week Theme: Forced Proximity March 10-16, 2025 Image: illustration of striped boxer briefs, striped socks, and a chile pepper
January 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
My heart, oh my god!! 😭❤️❤️ #OhMyHeartOFMDArt
self-induljennt.bsky.social Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · Feb 7
honey

(Decided I'm goin to do a tiny flood of pieces I haven't put up yet to combat bad feels.)

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Drawing of (gentlebeard) Ed and Stede from Our Flag means Death. Ed is just waking up, still wrapped in covers and shirtless. His hair is down. Stede is sitting next to him, leaning back over his chest so he can give his forehead a smooch. He's wearing a long nightshirt under his yellow robe. Bright sunshine is filtering through the pulled shade in the bed nook. Totally sticky sweet and gross.
February 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
Lolololol 😆 #OFMDFun&Memes
insane-foliage.bsky.social Ruth | Temporal_discounting @insane-foliage.bsky.social · Feb 8
OFMD fandom, you stand accused of general crimes of gay-ifying Edward Teach and turning him into a butthole buckaneer

Us:
Ed Teach, saying an indifferent 'yep' in response to being charged with crimes of general piracy
February 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Reposted by Quaintly Fig 🐯🫖
happydaiz.bsky.social
There are now 100 modern AU one shot podfics about the butthole buccaneers in my Modern AU One Shots playlist, so if you fancy listening to some historical figures being illegally gayified in every universe for over 17 hours, I've got you.
Modern AU One Shots
Reading gay pirate stories out loud.
on.soundcloud.com
February 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
quaintlyfig.bsky.social
OMG I love it soooo much! I teared up a bit - so magical to hear you bring my story to life, @happydaiz.bsky.social!! 💖😍🌈🍎
happydaiz.bsky.social boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon Alumni @happydaiz.bsky.social · Feb 8
The podfic of Sweet Apple Treat by @quaintlyfig.bsky.social.

Ed is a courier with a crush on the sweet blonde he frequently delivers to. Lucius invites Ed to a Halloween party, and when Stede says he hopes Ed will come, there’s no way he’s going to miss it. He just has to make one stop beforehand.
February 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM