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Quaintly Fig 🐯🫖
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Fig, 30s, enby 🏳️‍🌈 | OFMD, my forever beloved | 🫖 Stories, 🐯 Prompt Generators, 🦋 Events: quaintlyfig.carrd.co 🔞

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banner by @inkirtis.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️
I can’t wait to read this! 💖💖
I was messing around with @quaintlyfig.bsky.social’s Happiness Happens generator a few weeks ago; I got so many fun ideas, but one set grabbed me and wouldn’t let go until I wrote it. The prompts are spoiler tagged in the notes on ao3!

perchance.org/quaintlyfig-...
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Speaking of, if anyone is looking to give bookbinding a try I’ve made a simple guide to getting started with typesetting which you can find on my ko-fi. It’s free, because fandom should be, but obvs any pennies you can spare… etc. ♥️

ko-fi.com/s/509a472eab
September 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I love this story and think of it often! It’s absolutely lovely @denizb33.bsky.social! 💞
It's ficversary day for a @quaintlyfig.bsky.social prompt generator fic!

archiveofourown.org/works/58717432
#OFMDfanfic
Ed runs away to join a watercolour class.
He has a song stuck in his head the entire time...

🎶Could you whisper in my ear / The things you wanna feel?🎶
archiveofourown.org
September 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
#OhMyHeartOFMDArt 💙😍💙
September 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Lil sketch coz it’s been A While and I’ve forgor how to draw
#ofmdnsfw #nsfwofmd #laznsfw
September 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’ve been offline mostly taking care of myself but I’m ready to poke my head out of my shell 🐢

Throwback Tuesday: Hear That Lonesome Whippoorwill

One of those stories that just flowed while writing, and one of my favorites 🩷🧡💙
Art by @smolbus.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/580302...
September 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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"Yes! We fucking did it!" #OurFlagMeansDeath
September 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
More of @gemagination.bsky.social’s *magic*! She brought these cowboys’ love to life 😭❤️❤️ #SpicyGentlebeardArt
I never posted this!! From the FINAL chapter of the Big Bang fic by @quaintlyfig.bsky.social The Gentleman Cowboy! (Hidden for spoilers and suggestive nudity, nothing graphic!)
March 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I imagine he’s being bossy in the last one
#ofmdnsfw
#nsfwofmd
(laznsfw)
March 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
March 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’m squealing!! Boy!!! Thank you!! You bring these boys to life in all of your podfics, and I’m so lucky that you’ve podficced this story! I could seriously listen to your voice all day long. Sending you all the biggest hugs!!! 💖💖
The podfic of Fuckin' Rainbows or Something by @quaintlyfig.bsky.social.

Stede goes to his favorite restaurant for a celebratory lunch for 1. When the man in front of him can't get seated because his reservation was double-booked, Stede offers to share his table.

An Ed & Stede (double) meet-cute.
March 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Informally extending this event through March - what can I say, life has been weird! But at the end of the day, this is first and foremost about having fun, so that’s what I want to do 🥰💖🥳
Smutty Trope Week
Theme: Forced Proximity
Dates: March 10-16, 2025
More Info: quaintlyfig-events.carrd.co#smutty-trope...
#OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek #OFMDCreativeEvent

If we have fun, we'll do it again with another trope!
March 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
An already *delightful* skyfic for Smutty Trope Week: Forced Proximity! I can’t wait to see where it goes! 💖💖
ONLY ONE ED
a 5+1(bed) coworker roadtrip skyfic for #OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek

Rating: T to start but I fully expect them to escalate it to M or E before we're through

Vibe: unserious, a couple of twists but little to no angst

@quaintlyfig.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Eeeee!! I can’t wait to read this! 💖😍💖
Raincoat at a Train Station is here!

The prompt came from a fic note by @dimsimkitty.bsky.social, who also drew this ❤️

#OFMDfanfic
#OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek

archiveofourown.org/works/63815287
March 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I love you criminally deleted longer british navy uniforms scene, you deserved better ❤️‍🔥

(from samba's insta)

#ofmd
March 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Sorry, I have to bring back this
March 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Holy moly, it’s March 10 already! Welcome to Smutty Trope Week! ❤️❤️

Collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Smutty Trope Week
Theme: Forced Proximity
Dates: March 10-16, 2025
More Info: quaintlyfig-events.carrd.co#smutty-trope...
#OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek #OFMDCreativeEvent

If we have fun, we'll do it again with another trope!
March 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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March 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I adore this piece and I adore this fic inspired by it, by @quaintlyfig.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/53101072
March 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This simple fucking phrase has burrowed itself into my little heart and it won’t leave. #ofmd
February 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Smutty Trope Week
Theme: Forced Proximity
Dates: March 10-16, 2025
More Info: quaintlyfig-events.carrd.co#smutty-trope...
#OFMDSmuttyTropeWeek #OFMDCreativeEvent

If we have fun, we'll do it again with another trope!
January 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My heart, oh my god!! 😭❤️❤️ #OhMyHeartOFMDArt
honey

(Decided I'm goin to do a tiny flood of pieces I haven't put up yet to combat bad feels.)

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
February 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Lolololol 😆 #OFMDFun&Memes
OFMD fandom, you stand accused of general crimes of gay-ifying Edward Teach and turning him into a butthole buckaneer

Us:
February 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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There are now 100 modern AU one shot podfics about the butthole buccaneers in my Modern AU One Shots playlist, so if you fancy listening to some historical figures being illegally gayified in every universe for over 17 hours, I've got you.
Modern AU One Shots
Reading gay pirate stories out loud.
on.soundcloud.com
February 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
OMG I love it soooo much! I teared up a bit - so magical to hear you bring my story to life, @happydaiz.bsky.social!! 💖😍🌈🍎
The podfic of Sweet Apple Treat by @quaintlyfig.bsky.social.

Ed is a courier with a crush on the sweet blonde he frequently delivers to. Lucius invites Ed to a Halloween party, and when Stede says he hopes Ed will come, there’s no way he’s going to miss it. He just has to make one stop beforehand.
February 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM