It Me
@queenpossum.bsky.social
Aspiring for dark academia but living in gorpcore.
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At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
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americans or usians or whatever we're calling thanksgiving celebrators today if you haven't already punched your turkey out of the street trash can or whipped it from the brick castle wall do it now or it won't have enough time to air out and lose the trash can/wall smell by dinner
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
americans or usians or whatever we're calling thanksgiving celebrators today if you haven't already punched your turkey out of the street trash can or whipped it from the brick castle wall do it now or it won't have enough time to air out and lose the trash can/wall smell by dinner
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
The Cure
Frightened Rabbit
Childish Gambino
Carly Rae Jepsen
Sonic Youth
The Cure
Frightened Rabbit
Childish Gambino
Carly Rae Jepsen
Sonic Youth
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
The Cure
Frightened Rabbit
Childish Gambino
Carly Rae Jepsen
Sonic Youth
The Cure
Frightened Rabbit
Childish Gambino
Carly Rae Jepsen
Sonic Youth
The annual tradition of standing in the kitchen guarding the food from this asshole.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The annual tradition of standing in the kitchen guarding the food from this asshole.
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I don’t think you understand how hard it is to explain to two very uninterested kids how important it is for mom and dad to see Long Island’s own Busta Rhymes perform with the Ninja Turtles at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I don’t think you understand how hard it is to explain to two very uninterested kids how important it is for mom and dad to see Long Island’s own Busta Rhymes perform with the Ninja Turtles at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
Omg marching band Bjork. Throw a few more of my favorite things in there why don't you.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Omg marching band Bjork. Throw a few more of my favorite things in there why don't you.
You mean I was busy making "Mr. Fantasy is Noel Fielding" jokes when I could've been making "Mr. Fantasy is Archie Andrews" jokes?
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You mean I was busy making "Mr. Fantasy is Noel Fielding" jokes when I could've been making "Mr. Fantasy is Archie Andrews" jokes?
Me.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Me.
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Sucks for y'all that they haven't invented smellovision yet.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sucks for y'all that they haven't invented smellovision yet.
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"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft
This time of year all cabbalists, daemonologists, magicians, and the like share amongst their number one scrap of forbidden knowledge: that soakin...
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November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
Me, an idiot: I'll just go run into the farmers market the week of Thanksgiving to grab a couple of things.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Me, an idiot: I'll just go run into the farmers market the week of Thanksgiving to grab a couple of things.
Happy "DAAAD, MOM'S WATCHING MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL AGAIN" season.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy "DAAAD, MOM'S WATCHING MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL AGAIN" season.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
Cousin Eddie is back for the season.
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Cousin Eddie is back for the season.
Someone's being real fucking loud in my backyard tonight.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Someone's being real fucking loud in my backyard tonight.
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I will never understand the compulsion to reply to posts that say ‘I like X’ with ‘Well I hate X. And furthermore not liking Y, as I do, makes you a cunt.’
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I will never understand the compulsion to reply to posts that say ‘I like X’ with ‘Well I hate X. And furthermore not liking Y, as I do, makes you a cunt.’
Me: If I were a worm, would you still love me?
Kiddo: Yeah! Worms are cool!
Kiddo: Yeah! Worms are cool!
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Me: If I were a worm, would you still love me?
Kiddo: Yeah! Worms are cool!
Kiddo: Yeah! Worms are cool!
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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When I was a kid I thought Mr Roboto was a song about the Iron Giant. Got any harmless childhood misconceptions?
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When I was a kid I thought Mr Roboto was a song about the Iron Giant. Got any harmless childhood misconceptions?
Was unprepared to hear Kiddo singing a mashup of Soda Pop and Unholy while he plays Legos.
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Was unprepared to hear Kiddo singing a mashup of Soda Pop and Unholy while he plays Legos.
My students keep making me biblically accurate turkeys.
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My students keep making me biblically accurate turkeys.