Ramzi S 🌍🏆
@ramzis.bsky.social
Football, theatre and comedy. Edfringe. Rubbish birdwatcher.
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Ramzi S 🌍🏆
@ramzis.bsky.social
· Jul 9
PSG are very good and also massively overhyped. Capable of brilliance and ineptitude, sadly not in equal measure 😂
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Girlfriend: “Do these jeans make me look fat?”
Me: “Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?”
Girlfriend: “Yes I promise.”
Me: “I shagged your sister.”
Me: “Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?”
Girlfriend: “Yes I promise.”
Me: “I shagged your sister.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Girlfriend: “Do these jeans make me look fat?”
Me: “Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?”
Girlfriend: “Yes I promise.”
Me: “I shagged your sister.”
Me: “Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?”
Girlfriend: “Yes I promise.”
Me: “I shagged your sister.”
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Sky News just had Kelvin Mackenzie on, former editor of The Sun, one of the people at the centre of probably the most disgraceful front page in newspaper history, complaining about BBC journalists not being objective and 'fake news'. Astonishing. ~AA
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Sky News just had Kelvin Mackenzie on, former editor of The Sun, one of the people at the centre of probably the most disgraceful front page in newspaper history, complaining about BBC journalists not being objective and 'fake news'. Astonishing. ~AA
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it would have been my mum’s 85th birthday today.
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
it would have been my mum’s 85th birthday today.
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Ivan Fedorovich Choultsé (1874–1939) - Evening in Autumn
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ivan Fedorovich Choultsé (1874–1939) - Evening in Autumn
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I just had a trick or treater dressed as my window cleaner.
Very convincing, he kept saying “You owe me for three weeks” and “I don’t want any fucking sweets”.
Hilarious!
Very convincing, he kept saying “You owe me for three weeks” and “I don’t want any fucking sweets”.
Hilarious!
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I just had a trick or treater dressed as my window cleaner.
Very convincing, he kept saying “You owe me for three weeks” and “I don’t want any fucking sweets”.
Hilarious!
Very convincing, he kept saying “You owe me for three weeks” and “I don’t want any fucking sweets”.
Hilarious!
Having seen Stereophonic this week, I was reminded of a blog I used to read over 20 years ago written by a recording engineer/mixer as he worked with a terrible band in LA. At times hysterical, it’s a really good insight into the recording process too. I found it has now been podcast - MixerMan!
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Having seen Stereophonic this week, I was reminded of a blog I used to read over 20 years ago written by a recording engineer/mixer as he worked with a terrible band in LA. At times hysterical, it’s a really good insight into the recording process too. I found it has now been podcast - MixerMan!
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Long shot (mainly due to how little engagement I get on here), but I'm looking for freelance writers with an interest, or specialism in, classical music.
If you are one, or know one, please give me a shout.
If you are one, or know one, please give me a shout.
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Long shot (mainly due to how little engagement I get on here), but I'm looking for freelance writers with an interest, or specialism in, classical music.
If you are one, or know one, please give me a shout.
If you are one, or know one, please give me a shout.
Interesting article about Arsenal trying to improve atmosphere… nothing about goal music! Nor how to get younger fans into the ground TBH
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
How Arsenal are trying to improve the atmosphere at Emirates Stadium
Arsenal are enjoying an excellent start to the season but concerns remain about the atmosphere at Emirates Stadium. So what are they doing about it?
www.bbc.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Interesting article about Arsenal trying to improve atmosphere… nothing about goal music! Nor how to get younger fans into the ground TBH
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
RIP Matthew Harding, taken from us 29 years ago today
October 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
RIP Matthew Harding, taken from us 29 years ago today
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“It’s 007…”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“It’s 007…”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Badiashile really isn’t tough enough, is he? Another 6 weeks out.
Gutted for Palmer as well but at least he hasn’t spent his Chelsea career in the medical room
Gutted for Palmer as well but at least he hasn’t spent his Chelsea career in the medical room
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Badiashile really isn’t tough enough, is he? Another 6 weeks out.
Gutted for Palmer as well but at least he hasn’t spent his Chelsea career in the medical room
Gutted for Palmer as well but at least he hasn’t spent his Chelsea career in the medical room
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After a long pause, I've just done another England Covid & NHS update as we head into the autumn/winter season.
TLDR: we're in a significant Covid wave now, the NHS is stretched, get boosted if you're eligible.
christinapagel.substack.com/p/england-is...
TLDR: we're in a significant Covid wave now, the NHS is stretched, get boosted if you're eligible.
christinapagel.substack.com/p/england-is...
England is now experiencing a significant Covid wave, after 10 months of relative quiet
The latest Covid situation in England and a look at where NHS services are as we head into winter
christinapagel.substack.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
After a long pause, I've just done another England Covid & NHS update as we head into the autumn/winter season.
TLDR: we're in a significant Covid wave now, the NHS is stretched, get boosted if you're eligible.
christinapagel.substack.com/p/england-is...
TLDR: we're in a significant Covid wave now, the NHS is stretched, get boosted if you're eligible.
christinapagel.substack.com/p/england-is...
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LESS THAN 12 HOURS TO GO!! So please do enjoy these free comedy things. Huge thanks to all those who paid something! But don’t feel you have to. Enjoy! (Spread the word, please)
All my BRILLIANT Bandcamp stuff is “pay what you want” until midnight on Sunday. Audiobook (recommended), EPs and live shows! You can even have them all for free, if you want. Get them while you can. Normal price returns on Monday. THANK YOU! SPREAD THE WORD!! michaellegge.bandcamp.com/music
Michael Legge
Bandcamp page for comedian Michael Legge. Follow him on Twitter: @michaellegge.
michaellegge.bandcamp.com
October 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
LESS THAN 12 HOURS TO GO!! So please do enjoy these free comedy things. Huge thanks to all those who paid something! But don’t feel you have to. Enjoy! (Spread the word, please)
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Due to staff shortages, wizards are developing bad backs.
October 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Due to staff shortages, wizards are developing bad backs.
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Everyone who advocates for turning the UK into the UAE assumes they'll be the one with a marina penthouse rather than the guy working on a building site in 50c heat
October 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Everyone who advocates for turning the UK into the UAE assumes they'll be the one with a marina penthouse rather than the guy working on a building site in 50c heat
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This makes me love her even more! What a sad loss. 💙
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This makes me love her even more! What a sad loss. 💙
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Claire's Accessories closing down, but you will NOT predict the reason given.
October 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Claire's Accessories closing down, but you will NOT predict the reason given.
Lads lads lads! We’ve overtaken Sunderland and we’re only 3 points behind Bournemouth!! 😂
Also the 100 point season is still on!
UTFC
Also the 100 point season is still on!
UTFC
October 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lads lads lads! We’ve overtaken Sunderland and we’re only 3 points behind Bournemouth!! 😂
Also the 100 point season is still on!
UTFC
Also the 100 point season is still on!
UTFC
Oh ha ha ha. Excellent to see FIFA help ordinary fans…
October 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh ha ha ha. Excellent to see FIFA help ordinary fans…
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I despair at the persistence of the belief that a better world is just a few more murders away.
October 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I despair at the persistence of the belief that a better world is just a few more murders away.