Rando
@randocarlissian.bsky.social
The best Cards Against Humanity player that never existed
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Today is the LAST DAY to shop my online store! Shop closes at 9p PT.
Get all the newest artwork that debuted at #SDCC while you can. It may be a while before the shop opens again.
Shop Chris Maze
shopchrismaze.square.site
Get all the newest artwork that debuted at #SDCC while you can. It may be a while before the shop opens again.
Shop Chris Maze
shopchrismaze.square.site
August 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Today is the LAST DAY to shop my online store! Shop closes at 9p PT.
Get all the newest artwork that debuted at #SDCC while you can. It may be a while before the shop opens again.
Shop Chris Maze
shopchrismaze.square.site
Get all the newest artwork that debuted at #SDCC while you can. It may be a while before the shop opens again.
Shop Chris Maze
shopchrismaze.square.site
Imagine paying to elect someone who then costs you to lose your wealth at percentages. Not like, thousands of dollars, but a decent percent of your net worth.
#cucked
#cucked
April 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Imagine paying to elect someone who then costs you to lose your wealth at percentages. Not like, thousands of dollars, but a decent percent of your net worth.
#cucked
#cucked
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Say something to your representatives
March 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Say something to your representatives
IMHO, this is literally violating people's 14th Amendment Rights. No one should not be able to access your private information without probable cause and yet here we have people who don't have security clearance trying to bypass the law to get your info.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/elo...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/elo...
Elon Musk's DOGE asks for access to IRS taxpayer data, sources say
Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency requested access to an IRS data system that retains the personal tax information on millions of Americans, sources say.
abcnews.go.com
February 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
IMHO, this is literally violating people's 14th Amendment Rights. No one should not be able to access your private information without probable cause and yet here we have people who don't have security clearance trying to bypass the law to get your info.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/elo...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/elo...
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“VOTING FOR THE MAYOR WHO PROMISED TO BLOW UP THE CITY DOESN’T MEAN I APPROVE OF THE MAYOR BLOWING UP THE CITY”
A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social
A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“VOTING FOR THE MAYOR WHO PROMISED TO BLOW UP THE CITY DOESN’T MEAN I APPROVE OF THE MAYOR BLOWING UP THE CITY”
A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social
A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social
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This cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social is getting banned on Twitter. Because of course it is.
February 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social is getting banned on Twitter. Because of course it is.
Did anyone laugh when they saw the Walmart commercial with an all Black cast airing during Black History month like 3 months after ending their DEI program?
#bitchplease
#bitchplease
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Did anyone laugh when they saw the Walmart commercial with an all Black cast airing during Black History month like 3 months after ending their DEI program?
#bitchplease
#bitchplease
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Dear @Doge
If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing
If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing
February 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dear @Doge
If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing
If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing
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Anyone out there ever work in Treasury Payments? I'm curious if this is actually the case:
The Secure Payment System (SPS) employs a strict separation of duties as a core security measure.
The point of the ? Is to know how many people are required to approve a payment and where are they located
The Secure Payment System (SPS) employs a strict separation of duties as a core security measure.
The point of the ? Is to know how many people are required to approve a payment and where are they located
February 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Anyone out there ever work in Treasury Payments? I'm curious if this is actually the case:
The Secure Payment System (SPS) employs a strict separation of duties as a core security measure.
The point of the ? Is to know how many people are required to approve a payment and where are they located
The Secure Payment System (SPS) employs a strict separation of duties as a core security measure.
The point of the ? Is to know how many people are required to approve a payment and where are they located
Oh man. #WaffleHouse is known for being resilient despite everything nature throws at it (like staying open during hurricanes), and they're reacting to the price of eggs quicker than usgov.
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...
#fafo
#leopardsatemyface
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...
#fafo
#leopardsatemyface
Waffle House is placing a surcharge on every egg it sells | CNN Business
The soaring price of eggs has forced Waffle House to add a temporary surcharge on customers’ orders.
amp.cnn.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oh man. #WaffleHouse is known for being resilient despite everything nature throws at it (like staying open during hurricanes), and they're reacting to the price of eggs quicker than usgov.
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...
#fafo
#leopardsatemyface
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...
#fafo
#leopardsatemyface
Anyone want to start a pool on how long before the fetus gets conned into something like the Chicago Parking scandal?
www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago...
www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago...
Chicago’s parking meter deal still haunts the city’s finances 16 years later
On this day, Chicago marks the anniversary of a financial deal so contentious it’s often referred to as one of the city’s biggest blunders—the infamous 75-year parking meter lease.
www.fox32chicago.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Anyone want to start a pool on how long before the fetus gets conned into something like the Chicago Parking scandal?
www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago...
www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago...
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Perfectly captured.
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Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.
February 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.
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The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
February 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
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The Trump administration sent an email to air traffic controllers urging them to resign.
“We encourage you to find a job in the private sector,” the email says.
“We encourage you to find a job in the private sector,” the email says.
Official Email Urges Federal Workers to Find More Productive Jobs
The message reiterated an offer for a chance to take a second job or travel to a “dream destination” and remain on the federal payroll for months. But questions remain about whether that would be lega...
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The Trump administration sent an email to air traffic controllers urging them to resign.
“We encourage you to find a job in the private sector,” the email says.
“We encourage you to find a job in the private sector,” the email says.
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What does Barack Obama have to do with the D.C. plane crash? Ask Trump!
January 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What does Barack Obama have to do with the D.C. plane crash? Ask Trump!
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January 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I might be getting a talk from HR cause I mistyped cookchildrens.org TWICE and the cybersecurity software at work now believes I'm a cannibal.
#fml
#howdidthishappen
#legithappenedtome
#fml
#howdidthishappen
#legithappenedtome
Cook Children's Health Care System
Whether it's parenting issues or treating the most complex pediatric medical conditions, Cook Children's is here, helping families navigate childhood every step of the way.
cookchildrens.org
January 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I might be getting a talk from HR cause I mistyped cookchildrens.org TWICE and the cybersecurity software at work now believes I'm a cannibal.
#fml
#howdidthishappen
#legithappenedtome
#fml
#howdidthishappen
#legithappenedtome
So by the new white house definition of gender, every single person is considered female. And in some states you're required to use the bathroom that matches your gender, so when a grown ass adult dude goes into a men's restroom, she's breaking the law? #biology #leopardsatemyface
January 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So by the new white house definition of gender, every single person is considered female. And in some states you're required to use the bathroom that matches your gender, so when a grown ass adult dude goes into a men's restroom, she's breaking the law? #biology #leopardsatemyface