Random Sarah
@random-sarah.bsky.social
Another non American (not UK, not NZ, not Canadian)
I don't support genocide and regular say "Fuck Israel "🖕🏻
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I don't support genocide and regular say "Fuck Israel "🖕🏻
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The IKEA shark 🤣🤣🤣
Teens and that IKEA shark
Teens and that IKEA shark
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM
The IKEA shark 🤣🤣🤣
Teens and that IKEA shark
Teens and that IKEA shark
February 14, 2026 at 12:05 PM
It's literally just a throwback to old school rhyming slang -
septic tank (common in the 50s) = yank (yankee)
Dead horse = sauce
Hit the frog and toad = road
Have a Captain Cook = a look
Dog and bone = phone
Pat Malone = alone
septic tank (common in the 50s) = yank (yankee)
Dead horse = sauce
Hit the frog and toad = road
Have a Captain Cook = a look
Dog and bone = phone
Pat Malone = alone
February 14, 2026 at 11:51 AM
It's literally just a throwback to old school rhyming slang -
septic tank (common in the 50s) = yank (yankee)
Dead horse = sauce
Hit the frog and toad = road
Have a Captain Cook = a look
Dog and bone = phone
Pat Malone = alone
septic tank (common in the 50s) = yank (yankee)
Dead horse = sauce
Hit the frog and toad = road
Have a Captain Cook = a look
Dog and bone = phone
Pat Malone = alone
It's rhyming slang, long used in the UK and Australia. Maybe if Americans learned to have a laugh at themselves, they wouldn't be so uptight and shooting each other for knocking on a door or turning into their driveway 🤷🏼♀️
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 AM
It's rhyming slang, long used in the UK and Australia. Maybe if Americans learned to have a laugh at themselves, they wouldn't be so uptight and shooting each other for knocking on a door or turning into their driveway 🤷🏼♀️
On another post I read last night about the greens, some idiot went on about the Green Party being aligned with Russia, which confused me until I saw they linked to some US bullshit
February 14, 2026 at 11:42 AM
On another post I read last night about the greens, some idiot went on about the Green Party being aligned with Russia, which confused me until I saw they linked to some US bullshit
I find it so weird that you guys have to declare a party to vote
February 14, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I find it so weird that you guys have to declare a party to vote
🤭Trump tells soldiers that Melania is a movie star:
''And now Melania is a movie star.
Can you believe it.
She did a movie.
It's the hottest thing you've ever.
It's crazy. Congratulations, btw. Very good.
You know who loves that movie?
The ladies.
They go to see it 3-4 times.''
''And now Melania is a movie star.
Can you believe it.
She did a movie.
It's the hottest thing you've ever.
It's crazy. Congratulations, btw. Very good.
You know who loves that movie?
The ladies.
They go to see it 3-4 times.''
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Shouldn't be expected to attend mainstream OSHC 🤬
February 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Shouldn't be expected to attend mainstream OSHC 🤬
Aren't suitable, the overstimulation leads to meltdowns (not to mention the stimming will increase and it's very loud), they are often held in environments that aren't safe for an elopes, and so on.
The NDIS really doesn't understand high needs autism.
A child who attends a special school 👇🏻2/
The NDIS really doesn't understand high needs autism.
A child who attends a special school 👇🏻2/
February 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Aren't suitable, the overstimulation leads to meltdowns (not to mention the stimming will increase and it's very loud), they are often held in environments that aren't safe for an elopes, and so on.
The NDIS really doesn't understand high needs autism.
A child who attends a special school 👇🏻2/
The NDIS really doesn't understand high needs autism.
A child who attends a special school 👇🏻2/
I've actually been very pissed off about this for the past 24 hours.
They want a child with very high needs, who elopes, is much like a <3yo, is completely incontinent, smears (iykyk), is non verbal etc, to attend a mainstream vacation care.
The activities aren't suitable for, the excursions 👇🏻1/
They want a child with very high needs, who elopes, is much like a <3yo, is completely incontinent, smears (iykyk), is non verbal etc, to attend a mainstream vacation care.
The activities aren't suitable for, the excursions 👇🏻1/
So, my child is high needs autistic, needs 24/7 supervision, not toilet trained, non verbal etc
NDIS want her to try multiple different mainstream OSHC programs before making a decision whether she needs specialised services.
She attends a special school FFS, mainstream is not safe or equipped.
🤬
NDIS want her to try multiple different mainstream OSHC programs before making a decision whether she needs specialised services.
She attends a special school FFS, mainstream is not safe or equipped.
🤬
February 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I've actually been very pissed off about this for the past 24 hours.
They want a child with very high needs, who elopes, is much like a <3yo, is completely incontinent, smears (iykyk), is non verbal etc, to attend a mainstream vacation care.
The activities aren't suitable for, the excursions 👇🏻1/
They want a child with very high needs, who elopes, is much like a <3yo, is completely incontinent, smears (iykyk), is non verbal etc, to attend a mainstream vacation care.
The activities aren't suitable for, the excursions 👇🏻1/
I prefer oples and banonos
February 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I prefer oples and banonos
PHON and the LNP are itching to go back to the days of the White Australia policy
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
PHON and the LNP are itching to go back to the days of the White Australia policy
Qantas is Jetstar and vice versa
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Qantas is Jetstar and vice versa
Tony has a true coloniser mentality. Which is not a shock considering he's a British migrant
February 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Tony has a true coloniser mentality. Which is not a shock considering he's a British migrant
I was sure that for the past few years it had been accepted that his daughter was to take over
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I was sure that for the past few years it had been accepted that his daughter was to take over
Hastie knows the leadership is a poisoned chalice right now and is waiting until before the election to make a run for it.
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Ley was always just a seat warmer, elected by a thread only for the optics after Dutton.
Hastie wants leadership but knows the party is too toxic right now & it would be his downfall (like Dutton).
Taylor thinks he's got the golden goose when in reality, he's got the shit sandwich.
#auspol
Hastie wants leadership but knows the party is too toxic right now & it would be his downfall (like Dutton).
Taylor thinks he's got the golden goose when in reality, he's got the shit sandwich.
#auspol
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Hastie knows the leadership is a poisoned chalice right now and is waiting until before the election to make a run for it.
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Now does everyone see why Harry wanted to have his kids grow up away from the British royal family?
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Now does everyone see why Harry wanted to have his kids grow up away from the British royal family?
The NDIS really does not understand level 3 autism and the needs. They seem to base supports on lower needs autism
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The NDIS really does not understand level 3 autism and the needs. They seem to base supports on lower needs autism
I have no sympathy etc for Ley.
She has stood behind who the party is for years, cut down other women who tried to stand against it, backed up the boys club, used her position for her own personal gain etc.
She is the worst kind of woman - supports the most heinous men for her own gain
She has stood behind who the party is for years, cut down other women who tried to stand against it, backed up the boys club, used her position for her own personal gain etc.
She is the worst kind of woman - supports the most heinous men for her own gain
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I have no sympathy etc for Ley.
She has stood behind who the party is for years, cut down other women who tried to stand against it, backed up the boys club, used her position for her own personal gain etc.
She is the worst kind of woman - supports the most heinous men for her own gain
She has stood behind who the party is for years, cut down other women who tried to stand against it, backed up the boys club, used her position for her own personal gain etc.
She is the worst kind of woman - supports the most heinous men for her own gain
This is why I've held off on requesting a new plan. She's 6 but had the same plan since she was 2, which is now inadequate. It's exhausting.
Their plan - have the service apply for inclusive support.
My 6yo is much like an <3yo. A mainstream service is not an appropriate environment
Their plan - have the service apply for inclusive support.
My 6yo is much like an <3yo. A mainstream service is not an appropriate environment
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
This is why I've held off on requesting a new plan. She's 6 but had the same plan since she was 2, which is now inadequate. It's exhausting.
Their plan - have the service apply for inclusive support.
My 6yo is much like an <3yo. A mainstream service is not an appropriate environment
Their plan - have the service apply for inclusive support.
My 6yo is much like an <3yo. A mainstream service is not an appropriate environment
Not to mention sending my AUTISTIC child to multiple services (hello, routine 🙄)
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Not to mention sending my AUTISTIC child to multiple services (hello, routine 🙄)
So, my child is high needs autistic, needs 24/7 supervision, not toilet trained, non verbal etc
NDIS want her to try multiple different mainstream OSHC programs before making a decision whether she needs specialised services.
She attends a special school FFS, mainstream is not safe or equipped.
🤬
NDIS want her to try multiple different mainstream OSHC programs before making a decision whether she needs specialised services.
She attends a special school FFS, mainstream is not safe or equipped.
🤬
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
So, my child is high needs autistic, needs 24/7 supervision, not toilet trained, non verbal etc
NDIS want her to try multiple different mainstream OSHC programs before making a decision whether she needs specialised services.
She attends a special school FFS, mainstream is not safe or equipped.
🤬
NDIS want her to try multiple different mainstream OSHC programs before making a decision whether she needs specialised services.
She attends a special school FFS, mainstream is not safe or equipped.
🤬
By the time I got through there weren't any good seats left. Such is life 😂
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
By the time I got through there weren't any good seats left. Such is life 😂