At first I saw him and went ew ew ew ew but then I felt bad, went back, kidnapped, and put him in the spartan program

With any new site, I love see 15+ year old tumblr posts that people act like their own

if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock

*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans

Asking the voices on the airport speakers to stop talking over eachother about departures like they’re my divorced parents

Can someone make an app that just post to all the new platforms at the same time now