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what are you? a poet. what do you do? i write. how do you live? i live.
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
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Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
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It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
yeah you could say I am consistently filled with an irrepressible sense of hope (gamba addiction)
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
yeah you could say I am consistently filled with an irrepressible sense of hope (gamba addiction)
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
uh oh i need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
uh oh i need this
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Discord was invented so that girls who miss each other can watch Kamen Rider together.
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Discord was invented so that girls who miss each other can watch Kamen Rider together.
expedition 33 is so cool, i wish french people were real 🙏
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
expedition 33 is so cool, i wish french people were real 🙏
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
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The low-angel Frieren meme is genuinely inspiring. Someone braver than the troops shares a picture they know turned out weird. Thousands start sharing their own art, offering advice and laughing together at something that is genuinely hard.
No ai to be seen --- just people supporting each other.
No ai to be seen --- just people supporting each other.
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The low-angel Frieren meme is genuinely inspiring. Someone braver than the troops shares a picture they know turned out weird. Thousands start sharing their own art, offering advice and laughing together at something that is genuinely hard.
No ai to be seen --- just people supporting each other.
No ai to be seen --- just people supporting each other.
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Jennifer English realizing she's a lesbian and falling in love with one of her mocap directors (Aliona Baranova) over the course of making BG3 and seeing all the queer folks embracing Shadowheart and the impact the game had is genuinely one of the best stories in game production in a long time
Congrats to Jennifer English for winning the Best Lead Performer award at the 2025 #GoldenJoystickAwards!
And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈
And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Jennifer English realizing she's a lesbian and falling in love with one of her mocap directors (Aliona Baranova) over the course of making BG3 and seeing all the queer folks embracing Shadowheart and the impact the game had is genuinely one of the best stories in game production in a long time
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You ever think about how beautiful and rare your friends are and stare into space for 10 minutes because in all the wretched terrifying universe somehow something still managed to give you the miracle of their presence?
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You ever think about how beautiful and rare your friends are and stare into space for 10 minutes because in all the wretched terrifying universe somehow something still managed to give you the miracle of their presence?
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After a bird flu outbreak tore through Midwestern barns, killing millions of chickens and spiking egg prices, the federal government didn’t investigate if the virus was airborne.
So ProPublica did.
Absolutely terrifying reporting from @natlash.bsky.social:
www.propublica.org/article/bird...
So ProPublica did.
Absolutely terrifying reporting from @natlash.bsky.social:
www.propublica.org/article/bird...
What the U.S. Government Is Dismissing That Could Seed a Bird Flu Pandemic
Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air. After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed. Vacci...
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November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
After a bird flu outbreak tore through Midwestern barns, killing millions of chickens and spiking egg prices, the federal government didn’t investigate if the virus was airborne.
So ProPublica did.
Absolutely terrifying reporting from @natlash.bsky.social:
www.propublica.org/article/bird...
So ProPublica did.
Absolutely terrifying reporting from @natlash.bsky.social:
www.propublica.org/article/bird...
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Experience the music of FINAL FANTASY XIV performed by a full orchestra 🎶
Available now for pre-order courtesy of @squareenix
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November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Experience the music of FINAL FANTASY XIV performed by a full orchestra 🎶
Available now for pre-order courtesy of @squareenix
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Available now for pre-order courtesy of @squareenix
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Our ever-expanding catalog of Trump's transgressions now stands at 529 since January 20, 2025. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oct...
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: October 2025: Atrocities 467-529
Early in President Trump’s first term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. We...
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November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Our ever-expanding catalog of Trump's transgressions now stands at 529 since January 20, 2025. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oct...
as someone who used to be unable to go to sleep because someone in the internet is wrong i now like to do this thing i call 'counterspell' where if someone tries to get me into a debate online about something stupid i just say 'counterspell' out loud and delete the notification.
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
as someone who used to be unable to go to sleep because someone in the internet is wrong i now like to do this thing i call 'counterspell' where if someone tries to get me into a debate online about something stupid i just say 'counterspell' out loud and delete the notification.
oh clair is obscure? explain why she has 12 game award nominations then.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
oh clair is obscure? explain why she has 12 game award nominations then.
my personal mandela effect is istg this used to say nipple.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
my personal mandela effect is istg this used to say nipple.
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
epic gamer hot take, but the valve hardware stuff is neat but really isn't that groundbreaking. standalone controller, ok sure. permadocked steamdeck with hardware refresh, cool i guess. vr headset with some tweaks, nice but vr hasn't really been a huge thing and i dont think this changes that.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
epic gamer hot take, but the valve hardware stuff is neat but really isn't that groundbreaking. standalone controller, ok sure. permadocked steamdeck with hardware refresh, cool i guess. vr headset with some tweaks, nice but vr hasn't really been a huge thing and i dont think this changes that.
anyone else's youtube algorithm turn to garbage the past few weeks or just me?
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
anyone else's youtube algorithm turn to garbage the past few weeks or just me?
every cosplay gf / normie bf at a con
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
every cosplay gf / normie bf at a con
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November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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this needs to known far and wide
A Republican sheriff in a swing county that Trump won by 0.1% signed a contract to help ICE, then lost last week by 11.
New by me in @boltsmag.org: boltsmag.org/sheriff-of-b...
New by me in @boltsmag.org: boltsmag.org/sheriff-of-b...
Voters Ousted This Pennsylvania Sheriff After He Signed Up to Collaborate With ICE - Bolts
A populous, swing county replaced its GOP sheriff on Tuesday after months of controversy over his joining ICE’s 287(g) program. The Democratic winner promises he’ll end the contract.
boltsmag.org
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
this needs to known far and wide
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy