grayson “rasputinian” rasputinian
@rasputinian.bsky.social
adult | he/him | pgh🪳Editor usually, translator sometimes, writer even less so. ENG/中文/ESP
🔞 Not for kids. 🔞
🥩 currently working on: wine dark skies
🥩 icon by @miikpal.bsky.social
🔞 Not for kids. 🔞
🥩 currently working on: wine dark skies
🥩 icon by @miikpal.bsky.social
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📌 ✍️MY WRITING FORECAST📝
2025
-Wine Dark Skies first draft
2026
-Asphodel Redux
-Wine Dark Skies second draft
-My AI Boyfriend’s Made By Lockheed Martin (working title)
thank you for your patience ❤️
2025
-Wine Dark Skies first draft
2026
-Asphodel Redux
-Wine Dark Skies second draft
-My AI Boyfriend’s Made By Lockheed Martin (working title)
thank you for your patience ❤️
(guy who just ordered the wrong thing at a restaurant voice) wtf is a tofu skin and how did they fuck up perfectly good tofu
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
(guy who just ordered the wrong thing at a restaurant voice) wtf is a tofu skin and how did they fuck up perfectly good tofu
tfw this Memphis rap mixtape starts sounding like the Lisa soundtrack 😳
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
tfw this Memphis rap mixtape starts sounding like the Lisa soundtrack 😳
If I were Ted Kaczynski I think I *puts my finger to the headset in my ear* uh huh… okay… I’ve been advised by my legal council not to finish this tweet
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If I were Ted Kaczynski I think I *puts my finger to the headset in my ear* uh huh… okay… I’ve been advised by my legal council not to finish this tweet
Love how I got a full night’s sleep, but my body has decided that it doesn’t count because I didn’t take my meds. Chemical dependency is so fucking stupid.
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Love how I got a full night’s sleep, but my body has decided that it doesn’t count because I didn’t take my meds. Chemical dependency is so fucking stupid.
Great porn name if anyone’s interested
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Great porn name if anyone’s interested
Cannot describe how deeply doomed the bass chords in SOPHIE “is it cold in the water?” make me feel. I will never be over how tragic her death was. Truly gone too soon
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Cannot describe how deeply doomed the bass chords in SOPHIE “is it cold in the water?” make me feel. I will never be over how tragic her death was. Truly gone too soon
Results are skewed because I switched from Spotify in September, but I think this is??? Pretty representative???
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Results are skewed because I switched from Spotify in September, but I think this is??? Pretty representative???
Coworkers found the zyn drawer 😔
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Coworkers found the zyn drawer 😔
I think they should mic up the dogs at dog shows. Let’s see what they have to say
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I think they should mic up the dogs at dog shows. Let’s see what they have to say
Daft Punk in Kanye West “stronger” voice: 🎶 work it hotter / make it hotter / do it hotter / makes us hotter 🎵
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Daft Punk in Kanye West “stronger” voice: 🎶 work it hotter / make it hotter / do it hotter / makes us hotter 🎵
My Lisa the painful mod that turns them all into catboys
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My Lisa the painful mod that turns them all into catboys
Every band I listened to in high school has been me too’d in some capacity, but the one that really riles me up is Crystal Castles. Literally who the fuck cared about Ethan Kath. We were all there for Alice. Those old songs bang, but they’re hard to listen to knowing she was being actively abused.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Every band I listened to in high school has been me too’d in some capacity, but the one that really riles me up is Crystal Castles. Literally who the fuck cared about Ethan Kath. We were all there for Alice. Those old songs bang, but they’re hard to listen to knowing she was being actively abused.
So do you think the clowns from the big comfy couch are all ethnically from the Eastern European country where the grandma is from, the clown homeland? Or is this just a universe where everyone is clowns, and the grandma is just Eastern European for unrelated reasons?
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
So do you think the clowns from the big comfy couch are all ethnically from the Eastern European country where the grandma is from, the clown homeland? Or is this just a universe where everyone is clowns, and the grandma is just Eastern European for unrelated reasons?
Thanksgiving dinner cancelled because I accidentally left our container of butter on the counter, and tomato knocked it off and ate all of it in while we weren’t looking
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Thanksgiving dinner cancelled because I accidentally left our container of butter on the counter, and tomato knocked it off and ate all of it in while we weren’t looking
Reposted by grayson “rasputinian” rasputinian
bro copyright is so good for creators you can make something that's about to be turned into a huge fucking franchise directed by michael bay and some predatory company can take it from you for pennies and lock you out of it with legal threats
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
bro copyright is so good for creators you can make something that's about to be turned into a huge fucking franchise directed by michael bay and some predatory company can take it from you for pennies and lock you out of it with legal threats
Reposted by grayson “rasputinian” rasputinian
Pro writing tip: you can write super fast if you just make it really bad! CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Pro writing tip: you can write super fast if you just make it really bad! CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
Whitney Secretlivesofmormonwives get on bluesky so I can tell you how dumb you are
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Whitney Secretlivesofmormonwives get on bluesky so I can tell you how dumb you are
I ❤️ hardcore bands that YouTube censors in the search bar
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I ❤️ hardcore bands that YouTube censors in the search bar
me: and of course there was Gacy but he went after kids too, so you can’t stan him. What I’m saying is we as a community have nothing. We need a based—
my 21 savage homunculus that I’ve been growing out of the frozen pork my mom sends me in the mail: 21 21
me: not now dude we’re learning allyship
my 21 savage homunculus that I’ve been growing out of the frozen pork my mom sends me in the mail: 21 21
me: not now dude we’re learning allyship
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
me: and of course there was Gacy but he went after kids too, so you can’t stan him. What I’m saying is we as a community have nothing. We need a based—
my 21 savage homunculus that I’ve been growing out of the frozen pork my mom sends me in the mail: 21 21
me: not now dude we’re learning allyship
my 21 savage homunculus that I’ve been growing out of the frozen pork my mom sends me in the mail: 21 21
me: not now dude we’re learning allyship
Looking for places to get my car inspected and. I’m intrigued.
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Looking for places to get my car inspected and. I’m intrigued.
This rough draft is very quickly becoming more rough, I don’t caaaaaaare I need to have this finished by new year. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This rough draft is very quickly becoming more rough, I don’t caaaaaaare I need to have this finished by new year. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
The thing about being attracted to men is, at the end of the day, they’re all just some guy
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The thing about being attracted to men is, at the end of the day, they’re all just some guy