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Christian Langeland
@realdozer.bsky.social
Hi!

You might know (of) me from such excellent websites as demozoo.org or pouet.net. That means you're also pretty awesome since you're involved with the demoscene.

I collect retro computers / consoles, try to make them do what I want them to
I live my life so that when I'm inevitably gone, people write good things about me. Or just ignore me.

And not

"Rest in piss"
"Ding dong, the dick is dead"

Please do the same.
September 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Imponerende dårlig av uScore. faktisk EKSTREMT dårlig.

"Ja, du har slettet kontoen din, men vi har selvsagt lov til å sende deg epost likevel! tenk om du ville komme tilbake!

Fuck off.
September 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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What the bloody... To be this disconnected from the effects of what you're spearheading when in such a position should be grounds for negligence verdicts.
September 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Reposted by Christian Langeland
No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter.

Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting.

#art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
August 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Whomever did this to this poor A1200... I hope you die in a fire.
August 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If this is how you recap boards (and take money for it, or do it for to NOT your own boards, OR make videos about it), you can fuck off.

wiki.console5.com/wiki/Convert...

Sincerely
August 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR3a...

This... is a very good ad. I would even go as far as saying it is excellent.
August 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you're on a Windows computer, you have LOTS of weird hotkeys.

Weirdest one?

Shift+Ctrl+Windows+Alt+L

Yes, it's a real one.
July 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by Christian Langeland
🧟‍♂️ The ticket horde is here… and the early birds survive first!

Early birds: 500 NOK
Early birds with this year's T-shirt: 800 NOK

Wait too long and it’s 800 NOK - with no tee to protect you! 😱

Get your tickets: fienta.com/black-valley...
More Info: 2025.blackvalley.party/news/ticket-...
May 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Reposted by Christian Langeland
Preparations are in full swing. The party hall and stage got a fresh coat of paint, new lights, and so much more. We can't wait to fill the hall with all of you!

So go and get your tickets and t-shirts before it's too late!
fienta.com/black-valley...
May 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Viktig å huske at Windows Server 2025, som det heter hos Microsoft, egentlig ikke heter det

men det heter det litt...
May 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Joda, så jada, så..
May 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Godt "helt hjem" ikke er i stand til å levere noe så enkelt som et brev. Et brev med batterier til brannvarslerne mine. DET er nok ikke viktig å ha på plass.
May 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Vi snakker om Amiga sin spillkatalog i omtrent en time: spillhistorie.no/2025/04/27/8...
85 Amiga-spill på 55 minutter hos Retro Crew
Retro Crew fortsetter sin feiring av 40 år med Amiga, og denne gang er det Amiga 500 og spillene som er tema.
spillhistorie.no
April 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Om du trodde påsken var slitsom på veiene... Bare gled deg over menn i dress som skal foreta fergeturer og ikke aner hvordan man står i kø, kjører på en ferge eller forholder seg til signalgiving fra fergeansatte.

Fletting eksisterer ikke, for JEG skal I konfirmasjon!
April 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
7 matcher på ymse datingapper siste uken.

7 stk som umiddelbart ville ha meg over på whatsapp.

Jeg antar bare jeg har "one of those faces" ...
April 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Komplett der altså
April 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is not how to run a discord-server.

This is the server of a huge opensource-project, and the author keeps tagging EVERY channel .. EVERY channel..
April 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The German word for "Nine" is like saying "no" in German, but with an Australian accent.

Trust me.
April 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Det har vært en rar dag.... Jeg har vært på jobb brukt masse penger, handlet, spist burger, sovnet på sofaen... Mene energi? Nei, det har jeg ikke brukt spesiellt mye av.
April 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Elkjøp kan brenne.
April 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Ramlet over denne på en bruktbutikk. Da er regelen sånn at den må bli med hjem.

JEG HADDE IKKE NOE VALG!
March 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Kjenner jeg ikke er veldig redd for generativ AI heeeeelt ennå.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMzY...
March 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Det er fredag, helt klart
March 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM