Reality Puns Please
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I’m just here for the sole purpose of airing my petty bravo tv grievances.
Buccaneers is the temu version of #TheGildedAge
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July 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Buccaneers is the temu version of #TheGildedAge
I honestly had to fast forward the scene where Julia attacked Guerdy. Julia’s delusional if she thought that she was giving entertaining or iconic with that nasty and racist behavior. #RHOM
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July 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I honestly had to fast forward the scene where Julia attacked Guerdy. Julia’s delusional if she thought that she was giving entertaining or iconic with that nasty and racist behavior. #RHOM
Jax can’t regress if he never made progress in the first place. #TheValley
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June 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Jax can’t regress if he never made progress in the first place. #TheValley
Portia walking out of that truce tea mumbling how she’s not gonna give Drew her energy all while making Drew her only storyline🤣
#RHOA
#RHOA
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June 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Portia walking out of that truce tea mumbling how she’s not gonna give Drew her energy all while making Drew her only storyline🤣
#RHOA
#RHOA
Didn’t Janet use her pregnancy as her excuse to not get called out for her messy behavior all last season? Wasn’t jax annoyed all last season because Britany was sneaking shots even after her doctor told her to stop drinking?! #TheValley
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May 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Didn’t Janet use her pregnancy as her excuse to not get called out for her messy behavior all last season? Wasn’t jax annoyed all last season because Britany was sneaking shots even after her doctor told her to stop drinking?! #TheValley
sounds like Shemea has always let Porsha walk all over her. So Shemea developing a backbone now that she’s a 🍑 holder has shocked Porsha. Porsha is who she’s always been, a self centered thot. In Porsha’s eye Shemea switched up by asking 4 reciprocity in this friendship #RHOA
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May 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
sounds like Shemea has always let Porsha walk all over her. So Shemea developing a backbone now that she’s a 🍑 holder has shocked Porsha. Porsha is who she’s always been, a self centered thot. In Porsha’s eye Shemea switched up by asking 4 reciprocity in this friendship #RHOA
Who else thinks jax never entered any facility and he was just hanging out, doing lines and rage texting in some seedy motel?!
#TheValley
#TheValley
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May 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Who else thinks jax never entered any facility and he was just hanging out, doing lines and rage texting in some seedy motel?!
#TheValley
#TheValley
Oh Chicago can get a pope in the Vatican but we can’t get a real housewives of Chicago?!
#Bravo #WWHL #Conclave2025 #poohpavel
#Bravo #WWHL #Conclave2025 #poohpavel
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May 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh Chicago can get a pope in the Vatican but we can’t get a real housewives of Chicago?!
#Bravo #WWHL #Conclave2025 #poohpavel
#Bravo #WWHL #Conclave2025 #poohpavel
The way Cruz reacted to jax reaching out to hug says everything!!!!!
#TheValley
#TheValley
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April 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The way Cruz reacted to jax reaching out to hug says everything!!!!!
#TheValley
#TheValley
Ok bravo, let me get this right. Threatening someone with a gun is completely allowed and apparently so is throwing furniture and it hitting your soon to be ex wife (a la jax Taylor) but what Kenya did is cause for termination. #TheValley #RHOP
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April 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ok bravo, let me get this right. Threatening someone with a gun is completely allowed and apparently so is throwing furniture and it hitting your soon to be ex wife (a la jax Taylor) but what Kenya did is cause for termination. #TheValley #RHOP
I 100% believe Carl was talking to his manic pixie dream girl while he was with Lindsay. I also 100% think it doesn’t fuxking matter. Those two clearly didn’t belong together and better the way it ended than Lindsay be pregnant by Carl while he cheats #SummerHouse
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April 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I 100% believe Carl was talking to his manic pixie dream girl while he was with Lindsay. I also 100% think it doesn’t fuxking matter. Those two clearly didn’t belong together and better the way it ended than Lindsay be pregnant by Carl while he cheats #SummerHouse
Rodrigo this entire #SouthernCharmReunion
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April 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Rodrigo this entire #SouthernCharmReunion
I really appreciate orgy beast, because currently he’s the only man on #SummerHouse who’s is actually honest about who he is and what he currently wants
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April 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I really appreciate orgy beast, because currently he’s the only man on #SummerHouse who’s is actually honest about who he is and what he currently wants
Just so we’re not confused, bravo will allow, nah they’ll in fact will co sign their HW making multiple threats 🔫🔫 #RHOA
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April 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just so we’re not confused, bravo will allow, nah they’ll in fact will co sign their HW making multiple threats 🔫🔫 #RHOA
To those celebrating Garcelle departure, what is it U want to watch? A show where Kyle keeps lying her ass off and no one calls her out? A show where Erika is in the midst of an embezzlement scandal and no dares to ask a single question?! Sounds boring AF to me. #RHOBH
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March 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
To those celebrating Garcelle departure, what is it U want to watch? A show where Kyle keeps lying her ass off and no one calls her out? A show where Erika is in the midst of an embezzlement scandal and no dares to ask a single question?! Sounds boring AF to me. #RHOBH
Sutton chose to chase a fake friendship with Kyle over her real friend Garcelle. I can’t wait to watch what’s left of the fox force five eat her ass up next season. #RHOBH
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March 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Sutton chose to chase a fake friendship with Kyle over her real friend Garcelle. I can’t wait to watch what’s left of the fox force five eat her ass up next season. #RHOBH
Brit’s nose job is snatched up so tight that her voice is beyond distracting. It aounds like it hurts when she breathes. #RHOA
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March 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Brit’s nose job is snatched up so tight that her voice is beyond distracting. It aounds like it hurts when she breathes. #RHOA
Garcelle had a roster in the 90s and Erika’s roster are in their 90s #RHOBH
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March 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Garcelle had a roster in the 90s and Erika’s roster are in their 90s #RHOBH
The way Ru was looking at Butthole
#RPDR
#RPDR
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March 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The way Ru was looking at Butthole
#RPDR
#RPDR
Craig could’ve easily dated a girl who had nothing going on and would let him lead. The fact of the matter is he wanted Paige, an independent woman to submit to him. I’m glad she escaped his clutches.
#SummerHouse #SouthernCharm
#SummerHouse #SouthernCharm
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March 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Craig could’ve easily dated a girl who had nothing going on and would let him lead. The fact of the matter is he wanted Paige, an independent woman to submit to him. I’m glad she escaped his clutches.
#SummerHouse #SouthernCharm
#SummerHouse #SouthernCharm
BFFR Sutton’s dad suffered from alcoholism and he ended up taking his own life, Erika’s sugar daddy embezzled money and funneled a lot of that stolen money to her shitty music career #RHOBH
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March 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
BFFR Sutton’s dad suffered from alcoholism and he ended up taking his own life, Erika’s sugar daddy embezzled money and funneled a lot of that stolen money to her shitty music career #RHOBH
Hear me out, what if Tim or Victoria use Greg to make a plea deal?! #thewhitelotus
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March 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hear me out, what if Tim or Victoria use Greg to make a plea deal?! #thewhitelotus
Kyle scrolling though tiktok watching Hannah get verbally eviscerate on these think pieces #SummerHouse
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March 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Kyle scrolling though tiktok watching Hannah get verbally eviscerate on these think pieces #SummerHouse