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J. Santana
@realjsantana.bsky.social
Veteran. Businessman. Always betting on Blk. Yes I trick, but not on you. Make Playlists for nighttime drives.
Shoutout to the homegirl that takes care of you after your relationship fail. Go buy her something she’s the real MVP
January 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Man my work just gonna have to take the L. Holiday or not I’m not going in this weather
January 6, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Hot Take = An opinion that is not normally expected. Idk why you typed all this just to say you don’t agree.
January 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I have a hot take. Whatever Joy Taylor did (allegedly) to get that job is her business. Using your "resources" you have available to your advantage is textbook and effective. Fuck the opinions of those that don't pay your bills; no pun intended.
January 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I think one of the reasons these red-pill individuals are so upset is because of the simple fact that women don’t shame others like Draya enough. Your child being the same age as your partner is just insanity to me.

The red pill individuals are strange, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
January 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This woman is playing with fire. I’m young, Black, handsome, and intelligent with a bag. If she keeps it up and I end up back in the streets, I’m dropping 30 all season.
a basketball player with the number 8 on his jersey is dribbling the ball
ALT: a basketball player with the number 8 on his jersey is dribbling the ball
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December 30, 2024 at 4:45 AM
My goal has always been to find the guy behind the scenes that nobody knows, making $300,000 a year and learn from him, not the one with 5 million followers attached to the money.
December 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
When I was in the military I got tricked into taking a shot of Everclear. Needless to say, I moved furniture after surviving the drink
December 19, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I’ve gave too much money this year to people that didn’t appreciate it. Next year will be different.
December 19, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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Lmao my love was just saying this about the 711 Icey machine. Should we settle for a slushie machine ?! 😭
Your 30s is wanting to make everything you love at home. I got a brick pizza oven, deep fryer, popcorn machine, deli grade slicer, meat grinder etc…

Im trying to find the 711 ICEY machine now 😂
December 16, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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He not wrong
Your 30s is wanting to make everything you love at home. I got a brick pizza oven, deep fryer, popcorn machine, deli grade slicer, meat grinder etc…

Im trying to find the 711 ICEY machine now 😂
December 16, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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THIS.
Your 30s is wanting to make everything you love at home. I got a brick pizza oven, deep fryer, popcorn machine, deli grade slicer, meat grinder etc…

Im trying to find the 711 ICEY machine now 😂
December 16, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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I got chipotle, wendys, five guys, chicken shack, habibi's, diner, pho, chop cheese, moco loco, and ihop; in the house.

Chinese, Italian, Med, Latin, Caribbean, and Creole? I'm spending the money.🤷🏾‍♀️
Your 30s is wanting to make everything you love at home. I got a brick pizza oven, deep fryer, popcorn machine, deli grade slicer, meat grinder etc…

Im trying to find the 711 ICEY machine now 😂
December 16, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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period!!!
December 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM
OK BATEMAN THAT WAS NASTY #NFL
December 15, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Thick + these pants = I’m spending
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
We got so many good games today. Best week lineup for football this season
December 15, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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That Ninja Creami been calling my name
Your 30s is wanting to make everything you love at home. I got a brick pizza oven, deep fryer, popcorn machine, deli grade slicer, meat grinder etc…

Im trying to find the 711 ICEY machine now 😂
December 15, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I feel like most of us experienced this before 😂😂
😂😂😂😂 big energy
December 15, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Expensive but beautiful. You have to search for it because it's out of stock frequently.
www.ninjakitchen.com
December 15, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Yeah I heard Ninja the move. I might just take a look fr!
Get the Ninja
Your 30s is wanting to make everything you love at home. I got a brick pizza oven, deep fryer, popcorn machine, deli grade slicer, meat grinder etc…

Im trying to find the 711 ICEY machine now 😂
December 15, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Your 30s is wanting to make everything you love at home. I got a brick pizza oven, deep fryer, popcorn machine, deli grade slicer, meat grinder etc…

Im trying to find the 711 ICEY machine now 😂
December 15, 2024 at 1:31 PM
1990. Apparently my year group is old now lol
What year were yall born?? I really wanna know.

I’m a 98 baby 🫶🏾
December 12, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Aight this is hilarious cause it’s true 😂😂😂
#CookingWithKya is Just COCO MELON for niggas. 😮‍💨😍
December 12, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Wait. 😒
If you graduated before 2010 you old as fuck there’s just no other way to say it.
December 12, 2024 at 4:37 PM