Not your mom’s M. Zuckerberg
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Ronald Reagan was low key nice with it
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ronald Reagan was low key nice with it
So cool that they cast the Rizzler on Survivor! #Survivor49
September 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So cool that they cast the Rizzler on Survivor! #Survivor49
Why does Gavin Newsom look like The Mask?
August 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Why does Gavin Newsom look like The Mask?
Did they find out that Jesus had another mistress? #divincicode #spoilers
France started a competition for the daunting task of expanding the Louvre in Paris, asking architects to submit proposals for a new entrance for the world’s most visited museum — and to create a new exhibition space for the Mona Lisa.
France Opens Competition to Expand Overcrowded Louvre
Architects are being asked to submit proposals for a new entrance for the world’s most visited museum — and to create a new exhibition space for the Mona Lisa.
trib.al
June 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Did they find out that Jesus had another mistress? #divincicode #spoilers
May 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
April 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
When are we gonna get the Davie cameo on White Lotus? Real fans want to know!
March 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When are we gonna get the Davie cameo on White Lotus? Real fans want to know!
It’s only called State of the Union if it’s from the State of the Union region in France
March 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It’s only called State of the Union if it’s from the State of the Union region in France
JD Vance to Zelensky: “Do you even like me?”
March 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
JD Vance to Zelensky: “Do you even like me?”
The metaphor in the Expresso song is all wrong. You’re supposed not get sleepy after sex, not more awake. Go back to the drawing board
February 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The metaphor in the Expresso song is all wrong. You’re supposed not get sleepy after sex, not more awake. Go back to the drawing board
Breaking: POTUS signs executive order demanding they make a “White Panther” movie
January 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Breaking: POTUS signs executive order demanding they make a “White Panther” movie
They should ask Boston Rob if they have permission to vote for him if he’s wrong every time he accuses someone on the traitors
January 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
They should ask Boston Rob if they have permission to vote for him if he’s wrong every time he accuses someone on the traitors
Announcing the deal or no deal island spinoff: celebrity coin flip
January 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Announcing the deal or no deal island spinoff: celebrity coin flip
Congratulations to Pete hegseth on his newfound sobriety
January 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Congratulations to Pete hegseth on his newfound sobriety
If the surgeon general has his way, Shaboozey will serve life in prison
January 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If the surgeon general has his way, Shaboozey will serve life in prison
How can you brag about your voting record at final tribal in the era where losing your vote is common? You wouldn’t have a “perfect” record if you had participated in every vote
December 19, 2024 at 2:56 AM
How can you brag about your voting record at final tribal in the era where losing your vote is common? You wouldn’t have a “perfect” record if you had participated in every vote
I really think Kamala would have won if she had promised to put Hillary Clinton in prison
December 1, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I really think Kamala would have won if she had promised to put Hillary Clinton in prison
Eagerly anticipating what role the dr. from my 600 pound life is going to play in this administration
November 23, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Eagerly anticipating what role the dr. from my 600 pound life is going to play in this administration
I won’t consider this place the new twitter until Dave Grohl joins
November 22, 2024 at 2:03 PM
I won’t consider this place the new twitter until Dave Grohl joins
Very funny for a crowd of UFC fans to lose their minds for Mike Johnson
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Very funny for a crowd of UFC fans to lose their minds for Mike Johnson
It’s me, the REAL M. Zuckerberg
November 17, 2024 at 3:14 PM
It’s me, the REAL M. Zuckerberg