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quote count: 322 / last updated: sept 15 2025
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I'm gonna be on the lookout in the future, guess that means things are about to get even harder for you. From now on, you'd better have that clever brain of yours working at full capacity in order to think of a way to catch me, Sakuma-san.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'm gonna be on the lookout in the future, guess that means things are about to get even harder for you. From now on, you'd better have that clever brain of yours working at full capacity in order to think of a way to catch me, Sakuma-san.
Rei-kun, bring it on ♪
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Rei-kun, bring it on ♪
Rei-kun... ahaha. Of course all you ordered was prosciutto and melons.
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Rei-kun... ahaha. Of course all you ordered was prosciutto and melons.
Sakuma-san's been decorating stuff with a cake that looks real slimy... maybe it's for some kind of ritual?
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sakuma-san's been decorating stuff with a cake that looks real slimy... maybe it's for some kind of ritual?
Rei: Oh? Do you all hate me more than I thought...?
Kaoru: We're lecturing you /because/ we love you. If we hated you, we'd just ignore you.
Kaoru: We're lecturing you /because/ we love you. If we hated you, we'd just ignore you.
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Rei: Oh? Do you all hate me more than I thought...?
Kaoru: We're lecturing you /because/ we love you. If we hated you, we'd just ignore you.
Kaoru: We're lecturing you /because/ we love you. If we hated you, we'd just ignore you.
I want to spoil you a ton, Ritsu-kun, but I also don't want to make Rei-kun jealous.
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I want to spoil you a ton, Ritsu-kun, but I also don't want to make Rei-kun jealous.
The main point of our training this time is to “make the fans fall for us involuntarily”. To put it bluntly, it’s male sex appeal. Kaoru-kun should excel in this area, right?
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The main point of our training this time is to “make the fans fall for us involuntarily”. To put it bluntly, it’s male sex appeal. Kaoru-kun should excel in this area, right?
Whoa, whoa, Sakuma-san. It's only normal to make a run for it after being told something like “let me suck your blood” out of nowhere — no matter how close we are!
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Whoa, whoa, Sakuma-san. It's only normal to make a run for it after being told something like “let me suck your blood” out of nowhere — no matter how close we are!
Fufufu, you told me not to rely on others and yet you’re offering to help. Ah well, even Kaoru-kun has gathered at my order.
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Fufufu, you told me not to rely on others and yet you’re offering to help. Ah well, even Kaoru-kun has gathered at my order.
Hmm, so you had your own mess of a day, too… Am I correct, Kaoru-kun?
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hmm, so you had your own mess of a day, too… Am I correct, Kaoru-kun?
I'm gonna be on the lookout in the future, guess that means things are about to get even harder for you. From now on, you'd better have that clever brain of yours working at full capacity in order to think of a way to catch me, Sakuma-san.
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm gonna be on the lookout in the future, guess that means things are about to get even harder for you. From now on, you'd better have that clever brain of yours working at full capacity in order to think of a way to catch me, Sakuma-san.
No matter when, no matter where; I want you to remain full of that human-like brilliance, Kaoru-kun. To always be showering your surroundings in a love that a beast could never hold.
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
No matter when, no matter where; I want you to remain full of that human-like brilliance, Kaoru-kun. To always be showering your surroundings in a love that a beast could never hold.
Ahh, I feel so very exhilarated, Kaoru-kun. Hereafter lies a new world that even I still can't understand. It has been a while since my blood has been boiling... ♪
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Ahh, I feel so very exhilarated, Kaoru-kun. Hereafter lies a new world that even I still can't understand. It has been a while since my blood has been boiling... ♪
That's just an image we created~... I thought Sakuma-san's whole vampire thing was just part of our setting too.
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That's just an image we created~... I thought Sakuma-san's whole vampire thing was just part of our setting too.
I had to shelter Sakuma-san on the way to school because he kept collapsing. There was a lot of people, so it was kind of embarrassing~
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I had to shelter Sakuma-san on the way to school because he kept collapsing. There was a lot of people, so it was kind of embarrassing~
Kuro: Haha. You're used to interpreting Sakuma's speech, but it's hard for you to understand Itsuki, huh, Hakaze?
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Kuro: Haha. You're used to interpreting Sakuma's speech, but it's hard for you to understand Itsuki, huh, Hakaze?
I am quite pleased, Kaoru-kun. Kind Ritsu here has given me a rose…♪
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I am quite pleased, Kaoru-kun. Kind Ritsu here has given me a rose…♪
Gross. Having a guy smile at me doesn't make me happy in the least! See you, Sakuma-san.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Gross. Having a guy smile at me doesn't make me happy in the least! See you, Sakuma-san.
My coffin was made with the phrases 'comfort' and 'peaceful sleep' in mind. Should we have one personally constructed for you as well, Kaoru-kun?
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My coffin was made with the phrases 'comfort' and 'peaceful sleep' in mind. Should we have one personally constructed for you as well, Kaoru-kun?
I'm the one taking care of people here! Like having to carry your coffin around, Sakuma-san.
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I'm the one taking care of people here! Like having to carry your coffin around, Sakuma-san.
Uwah! /You/ asked for me, Sakuma-san?
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Uwah! /You/ asked for me, Sakuma-san?
As expected, I am concerned over not seeing Kaoru-kun at all, so…
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
As expected, I am concerned over not seeing Kaoru-kun at all, so…
I'm no good at all at being a senior. It's Sakuma-san who does it better...
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I'm no good at all at being a senior. It's Sakuma-san who does it better...
Kaoru: Are all those fan letters in that box addressed to you, Rei-kun? You're a sinful man, captivating the hearts of all those girls.
Rei: The ones addressed to you seem to be much more passionate, Kaoru-kun. I wonder, just who is the sinful man here...
Rei: The ones addressed to you seem to be much more passionate, Kaoru-kun. I wonder, just who is the sinful man here...
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Kaoru: Are all those fan letters in that box addressed to you, Rei-kun? You're a sinful man, captivating the hearts of all those girls.
Rei: The ones addressed to you seem to be much more passionate, Kaoru-kun. I wonder, just who is the sinful man here...
Rei: The ones addressed to you seem to be much more passionate, Kaoru-kun. I wonder, just who is the sinful man here...
So you actually were depressed about losing, huh, Kaoru-kun. You also have a cute side ♪
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
So you actually were depressed about losing, huh, Kaoru-kun. You also have a cute side ♪