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RMNinjaTurtle
@rmninjaturtle.bsky.social
Science, art, nature and humour. Vegan and married. 🇦🇺🇫🇮🐢 Ralph.
2nd account. More a reply guy than a poster. My posts are boring. 😭 Alt acct for RaphMikeyTurtle. Not following back much.Tsukiakari no michi o aruku.
Pinned
Don't eat the salmon.
Death Shows Up | Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
YouTube video by Popcorn Picks
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this human suit is uncomfortable
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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that tiny pocket in your jeans is to tuck away the insecurities for later
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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#MusicChallenge

Day 610 of an undefined number
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Missing You
YouTube video by Green Day - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Ghost Dog... Under appreciated movie
a man is praying with his eyes closed
ALT: a man is praying with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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#MusicChallenge

Day 612 of an undefined number
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What's Up?
YouTube video by 4 Non Blondes - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Rain to return
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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#MusicChallenge

Day 613 of an undefined number
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Australian Christmas Bush... Red with embarrassment
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Cooling down this afternoon ☀️
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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I have a feeling some if us Nannas are not going to get a lot of knitting done today @risingtideaus.bsky.social blockade of the worlds largest coal port today.
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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PSA: no one here owes you anything, including pics or a response to your DM. So blocking someone because they won’t post a pic you want just shows how your fragile little ego is and says way more about you than them. Now back to shitposting.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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ties you up and makes you listen to me sing karaoke
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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i was told to change the patient, so I did his hair and makeup. fabulously, i might add.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Good morning ☕️🎶Happy Friday💙 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eBC...
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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I realized that I've been wasting the remaining years of my life on earth typing "mehhhh" regularly on social media.
But, you like it, right?
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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From the lunchbox today a recipe for an easy tofu fried rice.
theveganlunchbox.co.uk/easy-tofu-fr...
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast 🙏
October 9, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Your mom invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, I’ll bring the pie
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM