RMNinjaTurtle
@rmninjaturtle.bsky.social
Science, art, nature and humour. Vegan and married. 🇦🇺🇫🇮🐢 Ralph.
2nd account. More a reply guy than a poster. My posts are boring. 😭 Alt acct for RaphMikeyTurtle. Not following back much.Tsukiakari no michi o aruku.
2nd account. More a reply guy than a poster. My posts are boring. 😭 Alt acct for RaphMikeyTurtle. Not following back much.Tsukiakari no michi o aruku.
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RMNinjaTurtle
@rmninjaturtle.bsky.social
· Jan 17
Death Shows Up | Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
YouTube video by Popcorn Picks
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Don't eat the salmon.
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this human suit is uncomfortable
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
this human suit is uncomfortable
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that tiny pocket in your jeans is to tuck away the insecurities for later
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
that tiny pocket in your jeans is to tuck away the insecurities for later
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Ghost Dog... Under appreciated movie
a man is praying with his eyes closed
ALT: a man is praying with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Ghost Dog... Under appreciated movie
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November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Cooling down this afternoon ☀️
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Cooling down this afternoon ☀️
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I have a feeling some if us Nannas are not going to get a lot of knitting done today @risingtideaus.bsky.social blockade of the worlds largest coal port today.
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have a feeling some if us Nannas are not going to get a lot of knitting done today @risingtideaus.bsky.social blockade of the worlds largest coal port today.
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PSA: no one here owes you anything, including pics or a response to your DM. So blocking someone because they won’t post a pic you want just shows how your fragile little ego is and says way more about you than them. Now back to shitposting.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
PSA: no one here owes you anything, including pics or a response to your DM. So blocking someone because they won’t post a pic you want just shows how your fragile little ego is and says way more about you than them. Now back to shitposting.
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ties you up and makes you listen to me sing karaoke
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ties you up and makes you listen to me sing karaoke
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i was told to change the patient, so I did his hair and makeup. fabulously, i might add.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i was told to change the patient, so I did his hair and makeup. fabulously, i might add.
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Good morning ☕️🎶Happy Friday💙 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eBC...
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Good morning ☕️🎶Happy Friday💙 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eBC...
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So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So the dad of my son's best friend died unexpectedly a couple of months ago and the mom asked me to finish this treehouse they were building.🧵
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You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
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I realized that I've been wasting the remaining years of my life on earth typing "mehhhh" regularly on social media.
But, you like it, right?
But, you like it, right?
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I realized that I've been wasting the remaining years of my life on earth typing "mehhhh" regularly on social media.
But, you like it, right?
But, you like it, right?
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From the lunchbox today a recipe for an easy tofu fried rice.
theveganlunchbox.co.uk/easy-tofu-fr...
theveganlunchbox.co.uk/easy-tofu-fr...
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
From the lunchbox today a recipe for an easy tofu fried rice.
theveganlunchbox.co.uk/easy-tofu-fr...
theveganlunchbox.co.uk/easy-tofu-fr...
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Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast 🙏
October 9, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast 🙏
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Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
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Your mom invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, I’ll bring the pie
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Your mom invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, I’ll bring the pie
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For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.