robotmascot
@robotmascot.bsky.social
I make bad decisions, I like weird things, I have alright taste.
also @robotmascot on @treehouse.systems, @weirder.earth, and cohost
he/him
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My wife’s favorite book is Gideon The Ninth by Tamsyn Muir, and for her birthday this year I made her a Gideon custom figure and diorama
#thelockedtomb
#thelockedtomb
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My wife’s favorite book is Gideon The Ninth by Tamsyn Muir, and for her birthday this year I made her a Gideon custom figure and diorama
#thelockedtomb
#thelockedtomb
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achievement unlocked: put relative's two-month old baby to sleep twice by talking about FOSS and Linux
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
achievement unlocked: put relative's two-month old baby to sleep twice by talking about FOSS and Linux
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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As the plane goes down I text my Introvert wife my goodbyes because I know how much she hates to talk on the phone
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
As the plane goes down I text my Introvert wife my goodbyes because I know how much she hates to talk on the phone
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Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
A WELL-FED WARRIOR IS A LETHAL WARRIOR.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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got shot right in the butthole but i quickly twisted and turned my body in just the right sequence of motions so the bullet traveled harmlessly through my digestive system and out of my mouth
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
got shot right in the butthole but i quickly twisted and turned my body in just the right sequence of motions so the bullet traveled harmlessly through my digestive system and out of my mouth
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received a cease and desist from a famous rapper (who i respectfully keep anonymous) and unfortunately i am no longer allowed to bill myself as White Ludacris
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
received a cease and desist from a famous rapper (who i respectfully keep anonymous) and unfortunately i am no longer allowed to bill myself as White Ludacris
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"ICE is grabbing people from the streets who aren't even undocumented or don't have criminal records at all" babe i don't think there is a group of people ICE should be grabbing people off the streets in the first place
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"ICE is grabbing people from the streets who aren't even undocumented or don't have criminal records at all" babe i don't think there is a group of people ICE should be grabbing people off the streets in the first place
nothing like having to call up support and listen to a full speech on how the website or chatbot (I've already tried both obviously) would be faster at
every
single
step
of the phone tree, and then hit a dead end and have to listen to them all from the start.
every
single
step
of the phone tree, and then hit a dead end and have to listen to them all from the start.
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
nothing like having to call up support and listen to a full speech on how the website or chatbot (I've already tried both obviously) would be faster at
every
single
step
of the phone tree, and then hit a dead end and have to listen to them all from the start.
every
single
step
of the phone tree, and then hit a dead end and have to listen to them all from the start.
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From our gig in London. November 7th, 2025.
In solidarity with the Palestinian struggle.
Once again thank you all so much for everything.
With love, from Brazil.
_astro_
In solidarity with the Palestinian struggle.
Once again thank you all so much for everything.
With love, from Brazil.
_astro_
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
From our gig in London. November 7th, 2025.
In solidarity with the Palestinian struggle.
Once again thank you all so much for everything.
With love, from Brazil.
_astro_
In solidarity with the Palestinian struggle.
Once again thank you all so much for everything.
With love, from Brazil.
_astro_
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I have been having kind of a very difficult year. One thing that I can depend on and feel good about is my work on Anime Sickos Podcast. It is a unique and hilarious show and I am deeply proud of it and myself as a host and producer. It would kick ass if you could give it a listen.
Listen to Anime Sickos Podcast
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I have been having kind of a very difficult year. One thing that I can depend on and feel good about is my work on Anime Sickos Podcast. It is a unique and hilarious show and I am deeply proud of it and myself as a host and producer. It would kick ass if you could give it a listen.
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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PSA: if you are a cannabis grower in the United States or have been thinking about starting to grow, get any seeds you’ve been wanting to buy online before the end of the year. The new changes to the hemp laws make buying seeds online illegal again as of January 1, 2026
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
PSA: if you are a cannabis grower in the United States or have been thinking about starting to grow, get any seeds you’ve been wanting to buy online before the end of the year. The new changes to the hemp laws make buying seeds online illegal again as of January 1, 2026
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Did You Know?
The Inuyasha mustaches episode from Adult Swim's 2004 April Fools' stunt was considered potentially lost…until now!
Thanks to olimarfunk and @danmanshow.bsky.social we have a near complete rip (with a few minutes of The Big O) digitized.
Please help us find the whole night!
The Inuyasha mustaches episode from Adult Swim's 2004 April Fools' stunt was considered potentially lost…until now!
Thanks to olimarfunk and @danmanshow.bsky.social we have a near complete rip (with a few minutes of The Big O) digitized.
Please help us find the whole night!
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Did You Know?
The Inuyasha mustaches episode from Adult Swim's 2004 April Fools' stunt was considered potentially lost…until now!
Thanks to olimarfunk and @danmanshow.bsky.social we have a near complete rip (with a few minutes of The Big O) digitized.
Please help us find the whole night!
The Inuyasha mustaches episode from Adult Swim's 2004 April Fools' stunt was considered potentially lost…until now!
Thanks to olimarfunk and @danmanshow.bsky.social we have a near complete rip (with a few minutes of The Big O) digitized.
Please help us find the whole night!
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Embarking on a beanmaxxing dietary change
Just learned about the “Beans is How” campaign, and I’m all about this vision. Unironically, this is a very smart idea, and one of the better-thought out Theories of Change I’ve seen. Who cares if Big Bean interests are involved, this is an essential change to make sdg2advocacyhub.org/beans-is-how/
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Embarking on a beanmaxxing dietary change
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watched a program on TV where kids train their grandparents to play a video game and then have to win a tournament against other grandparents. as I was watching it I thought "this is the only time in history you can make a show like this"
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
watched a program on TV where kids train their grandparents to play a video game and then have to win a tournament against other grandparents. as I was watching it I thought "this is the only time in history you can make a show like this"
i want this answer too lol
where on earth do you people find the time to play these video games
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i want this answer too lol
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where on earth do you people find the time to play these video games
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
where on earth do you people find the time to play these video games
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Determining the precise ratio of how interesting is my anecdote vs. how many skeets would I have to write to fully explain the whole thing before deciding whether to bother with it
a man with a beard is surrounded by mathematical equations on his face
ALT: a man with a beard is surrounded by mathematical equations on his face
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Determining the precise ratio of how interesting is my anecdote vs. how many skeets would I have to write to fully explain the whole thing before deciding whether to bother with it
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Free Admission to ULTRAMAN LIVE at American Dream Mall in New jersey on Nov. 15/16 and 22/23 via Bandai Namco. https://ow.ly/9Qae50Xnwwv
Yes, I know you don't live in New Jersey, Just Trying to Help People That Do.
Yes, I know you don't live in New Jersey, Just Trying to Help People That Do.
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Free Admission to ULTRAMAN LIVE at American Dream Mall in New jersey on Nov. 15/16 and 22/23 via Bandai Namco. https://ow.ly/9Qae50Xnwwv
Yes, I know you don't live in New Jersey, Just Trying to Help People That Do.
Yes, I know you don't live in New Jersey, Just Trying to Help People That Do.
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(your walkoff music) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUm...
Dhoom Machale Song | DHOOM, Esha Deol, John Abraham, Abhishek, Uday, Sunidhi Chauhan, Pritam, Sameer
YouTube video by YRF
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
(your walkoff music) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUm...