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rockhillvalley
@rockhillvalley.bsky.social
former Clemson analysis for @philsteele042 and CFB writer for @NFA and @EZNewsNFL (RIP). Husband, Dad, architect/builder, fly fisherman, urban farmer.
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3 years after Twitter RIPed and my stock was liquidated, I've finally found a new home.
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"And the doctor took this little flashlight, a little flashlight with a magnifying glass on it, I guess, and he looked in my ear and he said, with tears in his eyes, he said he could see my big beautiful brain in there, working hard and churning out the smarts, the chimneys smoking and everything"
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The guys are feeling a little squirmy about war crimes…
Hegseth: "As President Trump always has our back, we always have the back of our commanders who are making decisions in difficult situations. All these strikes, they're making judgement calls ensuring they defend the American people. They've done the right things. We'll keep doing that."
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Totally under the radar aspect of this potential hire is that Sitake's profile looks like the Nittany Lion logo
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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There goes “Take Your Daughter To Work Day” for the Pentagon press corps.
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I've never seen that
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The one thing Donald Trump has always and will always be afraid of is the truth. And right now, he’s scared.
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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The man with the nuclear codes
The president is a lunatic
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
And lying. Never forget the confirmable lies.
Just straight up unfiltered racism and xenophobia.
Leavitt: "The Trump admin is now actively reexamining all of the Afghans imported into the country by Biden. Any individual who threatens our national security or citizenry will be subject to removal. Trump has already permanently paused migration of foreign nationals from 3rd world countries"
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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he got an mri on his ass
TRUMP: If they want to release my MRI it's ok w/me. It's perfect like my phone call where I got impeached

Q: What part of your body were they were looking at?

TRUMP: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn't the brain bc I took a cognitive test & aced it, which you would be incapable of doing
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Great piece. #panicKing
"Trump rarely faces direct consequences for his shameful rhetoric. That’s because in the past Republicans have largely refused to abandon him no matter what he says or does. But there are signs that's now changing."
Trump's ugly Thanksgiving meltdown
It's getting so bad that even Republicans are starting to notice.
www.publicnotice.co
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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New Auburn coach Alex Golesh is asked at his press conference if he likes golf.

"That's a setup question. I've been here long enough to know that."

Says his kids and his wife like golf. "I like football more than golf. And I'm terrible."
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Fitzgerald's last four seasons at Northwestern, by the way: a 14-31 record with an average SP+ ranking of 75.0.
I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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She arrived here from Honduras when she was 7 years old.

She has no criminal record. She’s a college student.

Her parents and both her siblings live here.

With no warning, ICE arrested her, shackled her, and sent her to Honduras.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/u...
College Student Is Deported During Trip Home for Thanksgiving
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Wow.
Can’t wait to tell my kids about the day that Bryce Young set the Youngest Player With 11 Game Winning Drives record
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Reporter: You have made so clear how you want to keep drugs out of the US—

Trump: Right

Reporter: Can you explain why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?

Trump: If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Translation: Pete may well go down for this. But I’m not going with him.
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?

Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Maybe he thinks a bp cuff is an MRI?
He doesn’t know what part of the body they did an MRI on. Sounds plausible. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is always such a dumb discussion. No it's not $2 but even at $3 means:

$1 difference/gallon each time means about $300 in total per year. It's less than $1/day.

If you're spending more than that, you're driving too much.
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places

CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon

HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Except of course that tricky part where...it's not YOUR National Guard
Bondi: "Yes, we are bringing in our National Guard to every city we possibly can who needs our help. And that's a lot of them."
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Senator Kelly is correct.

Plus a Public Service Announcement:

KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.

The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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No, but yes
WELKER: Did you defy the court's order Madam Secretary?

KRISTI NOEM: No. That's one of the things we continue to face in this country -- activist judges who are using radical decisions that have no standing and no grounds
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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OH NO!

KANSEI MATSUZAWA MISSED HIS FIRST FIELD GOAL OF THE SEASON ON HIS ATTEMPT TO BREAK THE NCAA RECORD FOR CONSECUTIVE MAKES

HE IS STILL TIED FOR THE RECORD AT 25, THOUGH

THE SELF-TAUGHT TOKYO TOE REMAINS A HERO, A LEGEND, AND A SCHOLAR

🌈
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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This gif feels particularly fitting here.
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Columbia and Northwestern are the academic homes to the most prestigious journalism schools in the country and they are the two universities that caved to the Trump administration’s extortion demands that are directly connected to the First Amendment. Just gonna sit with that for a while.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM