Rupert Schminkeldorf
@rupertdawiz.bsky.social
Concocting vile spells all made to inconvenience your life, occasional dog poisoner
he/him
Also the owner of the foul @diggingupgraves.bsky.social
he/him
Also the owner of the foul @diggingupgraves.bsky.social
Killed a goblin for my birthday 🎈
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Killed a goblin for my birthday 🎈
I've replaced your delicious chips with crippling bone tortures. Enjoy!
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I've replaced your delicious chips with crippling bone tortures. Enjoy!
Been eating a lot of spiders lately
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Been eating a lot of spiders lately
Reposted by Rupert Schminkeldorf
Here it is! Been working on this for the past month. Longer than I should, some stuff (pen breaking) got in the way. It's silly, nonsensical, wonkily drawn, but I had fun and I'm happy to make a proper comic after so long. Hope y'all enjoy it too
#comics #art #Iloveburgers
#comics #art #Iloveburgers
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Here it is! Been working on this for the past month. Longer than I should, some stuff (pen breaking) got in the way. It's silly, nonsensical, wonkily drawn, but I had fun and I'm happy to make a proper comic after so long. Hope y'all enjoy it too
#comics #art #Iloveburgers
#comics #art #Iloveburgers
Fully embracing the cow tools in my life
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Fully embracing the cow tools in my life
My cauldron is a cowldron now
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My cauldron is a cowldron now
I've replaced my regular wand with a cow wand
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I've replaced my regular wand with a cow wand
The dry snail does NOT like it
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The dry snail does NOT like it
They're putting lead in the magic
October 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They're putting lead in the magic
Gnorfiggle the Hogmaster has been indicted for "hog fraud"
October 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Gnorfiggle the Hogmaster has been indicted for "hog fraud"
They're putting the next silent hill in the enchanted forest
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
They're putting the next silent hill in the enchanted forest
Are we still doing hog stuff?
October 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Are we still doing hog stuff?
He asked to guess her "genders three", instead of their riddles
I regret to inform you that the troll under the bridge is woke now
October 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
He asked to guess her "genders three", instead of their riddles
I regret to inform you that the troll under the bridge is woke now
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I regret to inform you that the troll under the bridge is woke now
I think someone's poisoning my toxic sludge
October 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I think someone's poisoning my toxic sludge
Pondering the scroll of Doom whenever I can't sleep
October 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pondering the scroll of Doom whenever I can't sleep
There's a hole in my bedroom and it's talking to me
October 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There's a hole in my bedroom and it's talking to me
Spam is just canned gnomes
beer is just canned bread
October 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Spam is just canned gnomes
We like to do a little magic on here
October 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We like to do a little magic on here
The Pumpkin man is beating his shit on my pumpkin patch
October 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The Pumpkin man is beating his shit on my pumpkin patch
The piss cloud is back
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The piss cloud is back
We regret to inform you that Surf Rupert died tragically, having been executed by a gnome on the GnomeBurger parking lot
This is Surf Rupert on the orb right now. Catching some wicked waves on the sea of despair and painful drownings 😝🤙
October 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
We regret to inform you that Surf Rupert died tragically, having been executed by a gnome on the GnomeBurger parking lot
This is Surf Rupert on the orb right now. Catching some wicked waves on the sea of despair and painful drownings 😝🤙
October 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is Surf Rupert on the orb right now. Catching some wicked waves on the sea of despair and painful drownings 😝🤙
The pumpkin man is coming to eat all who carved his kin
October 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The pumpkin man is coming to eat all who carved his kin