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Lara Vukelich
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I’m trying to research Section 8 housing for a story and this comes up. These people are outta their fuckin’ minds. #trumpadministration #tinydickenergy #shutdown
October 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I already canceled but this is a wild choice! “Let’s earn back brand loyalty by raising the price!” #hulu
September 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i would love to watch this game, but the only time the Vikes do something good is when i cover my eyes and turn away. i make this sacrifice for #SkolNation. #MNF #Vikings
September 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Everything seems bad but at least no one can stop me from putting up more maximalist wallpaper
June 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My Shayla! 😭

#loveislandusa
June 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Nic asking Jaden if she works for the FBI is the new Nic asking Huda if she’s a mom to a dog #LoveIslandUSA
June 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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imagine thinking a parade is fascist theatre just because it's theatre being done by a fascist
This is literally an argument against context lol.

"You are against this parade merely because of everything you know about the person planning it."
June 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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isn’t it crazy how im the only perfect driver and everyone else is an idiot. oh you saw me hit the curb? all part of my plan. hitting the curb is good for the tires.
April 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
finally watched Severance S2 E7 and i’m sufficiently wrecked.
March 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Rest in peace to the #WashingtonPost. We’ll always have Watergate.
February 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court granted Richard Glossip a new trial, giving him the chance for full exoneration from death row.

Oklahoma prosecutors withheld evidence in Richard’s trial leading to a wrongful conviction.
February 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
you can’t get a good bagel and schmear in san diego after 2 pm and it’s really starting to affect my mental health.
February 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.
February 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
when the eagles win can kendrick come back out and sing the song in patrick’s face? #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Twins (1988)

#Dateline
February 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The way #RHOP edited the dog shitting scene like the women were on the deck of the Titanic when the iceberg hit. 😩 Emmys all around.
February 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Oh you'll be with me "in spirit." Like you'll haunt me? Make a book fly off a table all by itself? Be wearing Victorian clothes in my peripheral vision and vanish when I turn my head? Is that supposed to comfort me? What the fuck, just say you don't wanna come
January 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house.

We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
January 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
this text message exercise is DIABOLICAL. i wish they had done three rounds. #rhoslc
January 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
you think you can hurt my feelings? i root for the minnesota vikings.
January 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
She’s skoling but she’s apprehensive. She bleeds purple but she still has ‘98 trauma. She believes in the power of the father (Darnold), son (Addison) and holy ghost (JJ), but she might need to meditate at half time. #vikings #skol
January 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i know they’re hand warmers, but i choose to believe that NFL players like to wear a fanny pack on the field with an emergency chapstick and some tic tacs.
January 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM