Sarah C Mueller
@sarahcmueller.bsky.social
Available for your strangest and most complicated genre TV projects.
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sarahcmueller.com
I’m Sarah C! I’m a produced TV screenwriter with 10+ years of experience in rooms such as 12 Monkeys and Strange Angel and on productions such as the Emmy-winning Shogun!
My favorite genres are:
girls with swords
magic, but it doesn’t work
misanthropes with hope
monsters, horny
Hire me!
My favorite genres are:
girls with swords
magic, but it doesn’t work
misanthropes with hope
monsters, horny
Hire me!
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The Gerald Locklin poem never fails to make me tear up.
This one, on the other hand...do I ever feel like it? Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.
(by Robert Florence)
This one, on the other hand...do I ever feel like it? Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.
(by Robert Florence)
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Gerald Locklin poem never fails to make me tear up.
This one, on the other hand...do I ever feel like it? Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.
(by Robert Florence)
This one, on the other hand...do I ever feel like it? Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.
(by Robert Florence)
“Take down the love letters from the bookshelf,
the photographs, the desperate notes,
peel your own image from the mirror.
Sit. Feast on your life.”
Except they are in Tom Hiddleston’s voice.
the photographs, the desperate notes,
peel your own image from the mirror.
Sit. Feast on your life.”
Except they are in Tom Hiddleston’s voice.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
“Take down the love letters from the bookshelf,
the photographs, the desperate notes,
peel your own image from the mirror.
Sit. Feast on your life.”
Except they are in Tom Hiddleston’s voice.
the photographs, the desperate notes,
peel your own image from the mirror.
Sit. Feast on your life.”
Except they are in Tom Hiddleston’s voice.
Me: I will buy some new throw pillows to make my space look presentable.
My dog:
My dog:
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Me: I will buy some new throw pillows to make my space look presentable.
My dog:
My dog:
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computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
Fine, I will watch the tv hockey romance.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Fine, I will watch the tv hockey romance.
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
Today’s capitalist rot: a package of mine was outsourced to DoorDash for delivery. Slated for this evening. I watched the dot representing their car arrive. I heard them in the courtyard. But no package. I called. I have 9 deliveries ahead of me.
THEY HAVE TO COME BACK LATER TO THE SAME ADDRESS.
THEY HAVE TO COME BACK LATER TO THE SAME ADDRESS.
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Today’s capitalist rot: a package of mine was outsourced to DoorDash for delivery. Slated for this evening. I watched the dot representing their car arrive. I heard them in the courtyard. But no package. I called. I have 9 deliveries ahead of me.
THEY HAVE TO COME BACK LATER TO THE SAME ADDRESS.
THEY HAVE TO COME BACK LATER TO THE SAME ADDRESS.
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
Have just spent an ungodly amount on camping supplies due to having a small life crisis, but at least when I can no longer afford rent I have a tent I can live in.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Have just spent an ungodly amount on camping supplies due to having a small life crisis, but at least when I can no longer afford rent I have a tent I can live in.
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Many years ago, I was feeling stressed by the state of the world and I started a Holiday Fairies thing where people sent me their wishlists and I publicized them to try to get everyone gifts for the holidays.
@shelflove.bsky.social skillfully took it over and made it An Actual Thing!
Like SRSLY!
@shelflove.bsky.social skillfully took it over and made it An Actual Thing!
Like SRSLY!
Holiday Fairies
Romancelandia holiday fairies is a mutual aid effort for the romance novel reader community.
shelflovepodcast.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Many years ago, I was feeling stressed by the state of the world and I started a Holiday Fairies thing where people sent me their wishlists and I publicized them to try to get everyone gifts for the holidays.
@shelflove.bsky.social skillfully took it over and made it An Actual Thing!
Like SRSLY!
@shelflove.bsky.social skillfully took it over and made it An Actual Thing!
Like SRSLY!
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There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
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I'm not ashamed of who I am.
That's my family's job.
That's my family's job.
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm not ashamed of who I am.
That's my family's job.
That's my family's job.
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i can’t blame dogs, if it was socially acceptable for me to stand on my back deck and do a little screaming now and again i would
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i can’t blame dogs, if it was socially acceptable for me to stand on my back deck and do a little screaming now and again i would
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"bro, what is this? Did you even stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation before you wrote this?"
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"bro, what is this? Did you even stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation before you wrote this?"
It is not even Thanksgiving yet, and my dog has the trash farts (you know the ones.)
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
It is not even Thanksgiving yet, and my dog has the trash farts (you know the ones.)
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Every time I google something and encounter the endless torment of nonsensical bullshit instead of the thing I asked for, I shout “Prabhakar Raghavan!!” like I am a wizard and he is a cursed sorcerer who has put a hex on all magics.
Reskeeting with alt text
Yeah this has become the utter pain of what we once had. Used to be you'd run to Google for a trusted and quick search and now I try to avoid it when I can
Legit ruined their own product to the point of being unrecognizable
Yeah this has become the utter pain of what we once had. Used to be you'd run to Google for a trusted and quick search and now I try to avoid it when I can
Legit ruined their own product to the point of being unrecognizable
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Every time I google something and encounter the endless torment of nonsensical bullshit instead of the thing I asked for, I shout “Prabhakar Raghavan!!” like I am a wizard and he is a cursed sorcerer who has put a hex on all magics.
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
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“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.
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The code is not complicated. Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/17/i...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/17/i...
As ICE Street Raids Ramp Up, New Yorkers Stock Up On Whistles
Taking a cue from Chicago, community groups have distributed thousands of whistles in recent weeks — a grassroots system people in other cities have adopted to help neighbors sound the alarm.
www.thecity.nyc
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The code is not complicated. Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/17/i...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/17/i...
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
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Turns out all I needed to do to stop stressing about my career was start an entirely different and currently zero-profit SECOND career
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November 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Turns out all I needed to do to stop stressing about my career was start an entirely different and currently zero-profit SECOND career
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