Zachar the Sarcastic Cleric
@sarcasticcleric.bsky.social
German-Bohemian Gamer who worships coffee.
Christopher Columbus was a drunkard who got lost at sea trying to find the "World's Nipple". And you're going to groan when you realize how much of this is true
October 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Christopher Columbus was a drunkard who got lost at sea trying to find the "World's Nipple". And you're going to groan when you realize how much of this is true
TikTok wants me to believe this comment goes against Community Standards.
Not even close, guys.
Not even close, guys.
September 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
TikTok wants me to believe this comment goes against Community Standards.
Not even close, guys.
Not even close, guys.
It is 2025. Grow the fuck up and learn how to use a computer already.
August 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It is 2025. Grow the fuck up and learn how to use a computer already.
Shouldn't you be eating Radioactive Shrimp to own the Libs right now?
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Shouldn't you be eating Radioactive Shrimp to own the Libs right now?
I think the Novel Prize Committee should give a Peace Prize to @verminsupreme.bsky.social Not only has he done more in the name of peace than Alleged President Trump, but it's also a bigger slap in the face than Obama winning one instead of him.
August 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I think the Novel Prize Committee should give a Peace Prize to @verminsupreme.bsky.social Not only has he done more in the name of peace than Alleged President Trump, but it's also a bigger slap in the face than Obama winning one instead of him.
I was recently up in Minneapolis visiting family. As soon as I get off the interstate, I see a gang of kids on the street corner, chewing gum. One of them was even blowing bubbles.
So, forgive me if I don't believe crime is down.
So, forgive me if I don't believe crime is down.
August 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was recently up in Minneapolis visiting family. As soon as I get off the interstate, I see a gang of kids on the street corner, chewing gum. One of them was even blowing bubbles.
So, forgive me if I don't believe crime is down.
So, forgive me if I don't believe crime is down.
Question about the King of the Hill Revival:
In the first episode, Bobby claims to be 21. Now, he was 13 when the show ended, and Hank was 41. That means that Hank is 49 when the revival takes place.
Does anybody really buy that Hank was willing to retire before he was even 50?
In the first episode, Bobby claims to be 21. Now, he was 13 when the show ended, and Hank was 41. That means that Hank is 49 when the revival takes place.
Does anybody really buy that Hank was willing to retire before he was even 50?
August 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Question about the King of the Hill Revival:
In the first episode, Bobby claims to be 21. Now, he was 13 when the show ended, and Hank was 41. That means that Hank is 49 when the revival takes place.
Does anybody really buy that Hank was willing to retire before he was even 50?
In the first episode, Bobby claims to be 21. Now, he was 13 when the show ended, and Hank was 41. That means that Hank is 49 when the revival takes place.
Does anybody really buy that Hank was willing to retire before he was even 50?
More fun with Lightsabers. Fun Fact: the setting on the second saber reads as White Light, but it shows up as blue. Another reason why I need to invest in a Pixel Core instead of this baselit one.
July 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
More fun with Lightsabers. Fun Fact: the setting on the second saber reads as White Light, but it shows up as blue. Another reason why I need to invest in a Pixel Core instead of this baselit one.
Finished construction on a new Lightsaber. Gotta show it off a little.
July 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Finished construction on a new Lightsaber. Gotta show it off a little.
3 Dollars for a 24 oz bottle of water guaranteed not to turn your kids into Liberals. Stock up, Patriots. Definitely not a waste of money.
July 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
3 Dollars for a 24 oz bottle of water guaranteed not to turn your kids into Liberals. Stock up, Patriots. Definitely not a waste of money.
Been taking at the so-called new and improved Phantasy Star Online: New Genesis the past couple of days. Made what I consider to be a pretty nice incarnation of Cosmo with that universe.
July 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Been taking at the so-called new and improved Phantasy Star Online: New Genesis the past couple of days. Made what I consider to be a pretty nice incarnation of Cosmo with that universe.
Movie you've watched more than six times. (Hard Mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
June 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times. (Hard Mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Been trying out Bomb Rush Cyberfunk this week. Gotta say, all those hours spent playing Jet Set Radio as a kid are really paying off with this one.
June 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Been trying out Bomb Rush Cyberfunk this week. Gotta say, all those hours spent playing Jet Set Radio as a kid are really paying off with this one.
Did you know that the dialogue in the Fighters' Guild will change during the "Infiltration" mission if you play as an Argonian.
#OblivionRemastered
#OblivionRemastered
June 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Did you know that the dialogue in the Fighters' Guild will change during the "Infiltration" mission if you play as an Argonian.
#OblivionRemastered
#OblivionRemastered
Attention Mankato Drivers: When changing lanes, YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR FUCKING BLINDSPOTS!
June 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Attention Mankato Drivers: When changing lanes, YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR FUCKING BLINDSPOTS!
It's Switch 2 Launch Day, so I get to be at the Store at 6 AM to push this monstrosity.
On the plus side, I get to limit how many anyone can purchase, and kick them out if they try to argue that.
On the plus side, I get to limit how many anyone can purchase, and kick them out if they try to argue that.
June 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It's Switch 2 Launch Day, so I get to be at the Store at 6 AM to push this monstrosity.
On the plus side, I get to limit how many anyone can purchase, and kick them out if they try to argue that.
On the plus side, I get to limit how many anyone can purchase, and kick them out if they try to argue that.
Post a random photo, otherwise everything goes wrong in June.
June 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Post a random photo, otherwise everything goes wrong in June.
To the people who keep saying June should be switched from Pride Month to Veterans Month:
That's November. But, you'd know that if you actually gave a fuck about Veterans.
That's November. But, you'd know that if you actually gave a fuck about Veterans.
June 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
To the people who keep saying June should be switched from Pride Month to Veterans Month:
That's November. But, you'd know that if you actually gave a fuck about Veterans.
That's November. But, you'd know that if you actually gave a fuck about Veterans.
Here I go again, pushing the Gay Agenda.
May 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Here I go again, pushing the Gay Agenda.
Republicans: I never liked Bruce Springsteen!
Me: Then why the fuck do you play his music on loop every 4th of July?
Me: Then why the fuck do you play his music on loop every 4th of July?
May 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Republicans: I never liked Bruce Springsteen!
Me: Then why the fuck do you play his music on loop every 4th of July?
Me: Then why the fuck do you play his music on loop every 4th of July?
The local Ice Cream Shop, Mom & Pop's, got this new flavor in. They call it "Mango Untamed". Mango and Tajín Ice Cream.
May 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The local Ice Cream Shop, Mom & Pop's, got this new flavor in. They call it "Mango Untamed". Mango and Tajín Ice Cream.
@samcomerford.bsky.social I found your next shitty item. A bag of holding filled with Chicken Dipping Sauce.
May 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@samcomerford.bsky.social I found your next shitty item. A bag of holding filled with Chicken Dipping Sauce.
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The Wayshrine of Julianos didn't load in while I was doing the pilgrimage.
Yup, this is a Bethesda Game.
#OblivionRemastered
Yup, this is a Bethesda Game.
#OblivionRemastered
May 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The Wayshrine of Julianos didn't load in while I was doing the pilgrimage.
Yup, this is a Bethesda Game.
#OblivionRemastered
Yup, this is a Bethesda Game.
#OblivionRemastered
Reposted by Zachar the Sarcastic Cleric
If your idea of a “free speech hero” is someone yelling the N-word at kids on a playground—
And you say nothing when the President uses ICE to detain people over their political expression—
You don’t support free speech.
You’re just a racist hiding behind the First Amendment.
And you say nothing when the President uses ICE to detain people over their political expression—
You don’t support free speech.
You’re just a racist hiding behind the First Amendment.
May 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
If your idea of a “free speech hero” is someone yelling the N-word at kids on a playground—
And you say nothing when the President uses ICE to detain people over their political expression—
You don’t support free speech.
You’re just a racist hiding behind the First Amendment.
And you say nothing when the President uses ICE to detain people over their political expression—
You don’t support free speech.
You’re just a racist hiding behind the First Amendment.