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Draxx. Them. Sklounst.
#FFXIV #FF14 #Firearms #Metal #Shoes #Cats
Melt down your plowshares.
The most pathetic moment in American history...yet.
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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When Pete Hegseth tweeted he was investigating me, Gabby laughed and laughed.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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POLLING CALL CENTER: "Now I'm going to read you some conspiracy theo— …"

MAGA RESPONDENT: "I don't need to hear them, they're all true."
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Fifa is always a leader in corruption innovation.
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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"If only I could have done something to prevent this tragedy..."
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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There's only one tax I demand the wealthy pay, and it amounts to taking just a little bit off the top.
a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
Alt: GIF of a guillotine in front of an ominous sky. The blade falls from top to bottom.
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Who's we?
CNN: Are you worried about Sec Hegseth's leadership considering what you're seeing here from the IG?

REP. MARK ALFORD: Not one big. I think Pete made a mistake in using Signal for some of this information. We've moved on from that

Q: Should he admit his mistake?

ALFORD: Look, I'm not Pete Hegseth
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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KERNEN: Does Mike Johnson have a healthcare plan?

REP. JASON SMITH: Um. Yesterday he said that we're working on a plan

CNBC HOSTS: ... ... ...
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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We're LIVE with the #FFXIV Letter from the Producer 🔴 sqex.to/htj

Tune in now for new Patch 7.4 info and more! 👏
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Light it up, let's go! 🔥

A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV!

Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Nothing about these massive media mergers is great, but of all the options, this was the best case scenario, as long as Netflix still does, in fact, keep WB largely separate and with full theatrical releasing. HBO Max might go the way of the dodo, however.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
It’s Official: Netflix to Acquire Warner Bros. in Deal Valued at $82.7 Billion
The streaming giant's proposal includes a $5.8 billion breakup fee and promises to maintain Warner Bros. current operations, "including theatrical releases." Theater owners are already speaking out.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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You gotta be fucking kidding me... they're just trolling us, right?
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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The next #FFXIV Letter from the Producer is set for tomorrow!

📅 Friday, Dec. 5 at 4:00 a.m. (PST) / 11:00 (GMT)

Tune into the stream for the latest patch info and live gameplay, or co-stream alongside us! 📺 sqex.to/jp18C
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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THE MAN LITERALLY ACCEPTED A SOLID GOLD BAR TO DROP TARIFFS ON SWITZERLAND I FEEL LIKE I AM LOSING MY MIND AGHHHHHHHH
It's an incredible grift, that people think "he can't be bought" lmfao
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Brought to you by the guys who pardoned all the other guys

So unserious

We almost don’t even need to intercut this with all the guys they pardoned because it just happens in your head automatically as you watch this absurd performance
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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You utter fraud. You didn't handle a fucking thing responsibly as a journalist. Why would a camera cramp your style?
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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It's gonna blow your mind when I tell you that I have never used weed in any form, not even once, nor any other recreational drug other than caffeine, which to be fair I enjoy quite bit, but not in coffee, coffee sucks
What strain of weed do you smoke? Is it Indica or sativa?
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Here’s the thing about people my age: I thought I was going to finally start to be able to save up for retirement. Almost all my kids are grown. But that’s not how it’s working out. We still have to support our kids who did everything right (college, apprenticeships) because nothing is affordable.
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM