Murph
@scandalousmurph.bsky.social
He/Him
Dale Earnhardt enthusiast
Pro wrestling was a mistake
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Dale Earnhardt enthusiast
Pro wrestling was a mistake
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Tennessee should probably try to tackle Pavia
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Tennessee should probably try to tackle Pavia
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why can’t i buy the Outrunners hats, why would you wear something so awesome in a store promo and not have it available on the website
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TELL 'EM, Turbo Floyd, Truth Magnum and Dalton Castle!
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TELL 'EM, Turbo Floyd, Truth Magnum and Dalton Castle!
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
why can’t i buy the Outrunners hats, why would you wear something so awesome in a store promo and not have it available on the website
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Personally, neither LSU nor Ole Miss deserve nice things
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Personally, neither LSU nor Ole Miss deserve nice things
What the fuck is LSU's next step going to even be if Lane does decide to stay?
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What the fuck is LSU's next step going to even be if Lane does decide to stay?
That spread is drier than the Sahara
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
That spread is drier than the Sahara
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Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
Oof South Carolina
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oof South Carolina
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CVS: “Here’s a coupon code so you can print a free picture of your loved ones this holiday season.”
Me:
Me:
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
CVS: “Here’s a coupon code so you can print a free picture of your loved ones this holiday season.”
Me:
Me:
Dang, Joe Burrow is back
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Dang, Joe Burrow is back
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When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
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How your email finds me:
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
How your email finds me:
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>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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1994 Global is wonderful stuff
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
1994 Global is wonderful stuff
Damn Yoshinofuji, I wasn't familiar with your game
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Damn Yoshinofuji, I wasn't familiar with your game
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This is the end of the Atlantic Coast Conference
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This is the end of the Atlantic Coast Conference
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
Pokemon card people are the absolute worst people
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Pokemon card people are the absolute worst people
The paper of record. The record is caping for pedofiles
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The paper of record. The record is caping for pedofiles
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
