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Wanda

@scarletwitch22.bsky.social

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She/her Mother to an autistic nonverbal son ♾️ Amateur shitposter

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Wanda @scarletwitch22.bsky.social · Dec 18

Welcome to the Shit Show. You’re in the splash zone.

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Leia BlueSkywalker @blueskye2025.bsky.social · Apr 6

Those book fairs were lit 😍

Sign “I’ve spent my whole adult like chasing the high of a achilastic book fair”

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Wanda @scarletwitch22.bsky.social · Feb 18

They’re trying to suppress Macklemore’s new song, I wonder why 🇺🇸

MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)

YouTube video by Macklemore

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · Jan 24

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · Feb 16

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

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Kodiak149 @kodiak149.bsky.social · Feb 16

It’s sad on the eve of Presidents Day it’s appropriate to have to post this.

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Wanda @scarletwitch22.bsky.social · Feb 16

#luigi

Wanda @scarletwitch22.bsky.social · Feb 16

So he’s trying to invoke the Führer principle?

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · Jan 30

Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.

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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · Jan 31

FRIDAY FACE! 😄

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Wanda @scarletwitch22.bsky.social · Jan 30

So being an author is basically just writing down your maladaptive daydreams.

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Hecate-key @hecate-key.bsky.social · Jan 22

😂🤣

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · Jan 22

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Nope, it’s a joke going over your head again.

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Wanda @scarletwitch22.bsky.social · Jan 20

Will you be on Xiaohongshu?

Wanda @scarletwitch22.bsky.social · Jan 16

If you let them shenan once, you can bet your ass they’re gonna shenanigan

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · Jan 8

World War III will be the funniest world war thanks to memes

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Occupy Democrats @occupydemocrats.bsky.social · Jan 6

Today is January 6th.

This isa friendly reminder that Donald Trump should be in prison — not the Oval Office.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · Jan 4

2025 better watch out because i am laser focu… *wanders off towards the kitchen after being distracted by a noise*

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · Jan 2

I’ve got the kind of dance moves that terrify the government

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · Dec 23

Shouting out my cousin Luigi on the news

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Wanda @scarletwitch22.bsky.social · Dec 25

What’s my sign? I’m a fucking warning sign bro back tf up

Wanda @scarletwitch22.bsky.social · Dec 24

You dropped the thun thun thun? When I specifically asked you not to?

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · Dec 23

I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.

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Wanda @scarletwitch22.bsky.social · Dec 23

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · Dec 22

"I'll take movies for $400"

Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter

"You gotta be kidding me"

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