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scarletwitch22.bsky.social
Wanda
@scarletwitch22.bsky.social
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She/her Mother to an autistic nonverbal son ♾️ Amateur shitposter
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Welcome to the Shit Show. You’re in the splash zone.
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They’re trying to suppress Macklemore’s new song, I wonder why 🇺🇸
MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)
YouTube video by Macklemore
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
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It’s sad on the eve of Presidents Day it’s appropriate to have to post this.
So he’s trying to invoke the Führer principle?
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Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
So being an author is basically just writing down your maladaptive daydreams.
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Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Nope, it’s a joke going over your head again.
Will you be on Xiaohongshu?
If you let them shenan once, you can bet your ass they’re gonna shenanigan
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World War III will be the funniest world war thanks to memes
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Today is January 6th.

This isa friendly reminder that Donald Trump should be in prison — not the Oval Office.
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2025 better watch out because i am laser focu… *wanders off towards the kitchen after being distracted by a noise*
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I’ve got the kind of dance moves that terrify the government
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Shouting out my cousin Luigi on the news
What’s my sign? I’m a fucking warning sign bro back tf up
You dropped the thun thun thun? When I specifically asked you not to?
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I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.
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"I'll take movies for $400"

Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter

"You gotta be kidding me"