Schneider's Moustache
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I'll never forgive Elon Musk for ruining Twitter. #FBR #IndigeousRights #WomensRights #FuckRacism
Anyone who expected more from the Democrats is politely reminded that Democrats are American too. A lifetime of living up in a country whose only contribution to the world is showing the truly grotesque depths of human stupidity impacts everyone, regardless of political stripe.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Anyone who expected more from the Democrats is politely reminded that Democrats are American too. A lifetime of living up in a country whose only contribution to the world is showing the truly grotesque depths of human stupidity impacts everyone, regardless of political stripe.
Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans living in Canada or abroad. As for you poor schmucks still living in that deluded, shithole excuse for a country, you might wanna just skip the whole thing. You have nothing to be thankful for.
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans living in Canada or abroad. As for you poor schmucks still living in that deluded, shithole excuse for a country, you might wanna just skip the whole thing. You have nothing to be thankful for.
Since when is being POTUS considered "a normal life"?
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Since when is being POTUS considered "a normal life"?
Anyone who thinks the orange piece of shit deserves credit for the Gaza ceasefire needs to explain why the great negotiator can't pass a simple spending bill in his own country.
October 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Anyone who thinks the orange piece of shit deserves credit for the Gaza ceasefire needs to explain why the great negotiator can't pass a simple spending bill in his own country.
Congratulations, Donald Trump, on stopping the war between Iceland and Papua New Guinea. Too long have those two countries encroached on each other's borders with escalating violence. I for one hope the casualties of this awful war get the med beds they need. Thank you, sir.
October 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Congratulations, Donald Trump, on stopping the war between Iceland and Papua New Guinea. Too long have those two countries encroached on each other's borders with escalating violence. I for one hope the casualties of this awful war get the med beds they need. Thank you, sir.
I guess it's hard to prove reputational damage on the part of a rancid, carcinogenic sack of shit.
September 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I guess it's hard to prove reputational damage on the part of a rancid, carcinogenic sack of shit.
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This shit is happening because way to many Americans are fucking stupid. Never forget that.
September 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This shit is happening because way to many Americans are fucking stupid. Never forget that.
Can we agree to start calling Teslas the "hate bug"?
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can we agree to start calling Teslas the "hate bug"?
Someone needs to take dementia gwampa back to the home before he shits himself on camera.
September 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Someone needs to take dementia gwampa back to the home before he shits himself on camera.
Erika Kirk's fake ass grief video answers the age-old question: What if Eva Braun had survived Hitler?
September 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Erika Kirk's fake ass grief video answers the age-old question: What if Eva Braun had survived Hitler?
I haven't seen this many crocodile tears since Steve Irwin passed away.
September 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I haven't seen this many crocodile tears since Steve Irwin passed away.
Breaking news: Canadian PM Mark Carney offers to send in Alanis Morissette to console Charlie Kirk fans
a woman wearing a red knitted hat and scarf is talking to another woman .
ALT: a woman wearing a red knitted hat and scarf is talking to another woman .
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September 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Breaking news: Canadian PM Mark Carney offers to send in Alanis Morissette to console Charlie Kirk fans
Breaking news: Trump administration further relaxing EPA toxic waste laws in anticipation of Charlie Kirk burial.
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Breaking news: Trump administration further relaxing EPA toxic waste laws in anticipation of Charlie Kirk burial.
Breaking news: Lee Greenwood already penning Charlie Kirk funeral song, Gaslight in the Wind
September 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Breaking news: Lee Greenwood already penning Charlie Kirk funeral song, Gaslight in the Wind
Someone needs to update CNN on how to spell piece of shit terrorist. Spoiler: it isn't A-C-T-I-V-I-S-T.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Someone needs to update CNN on how to spell piece of shit terrorist. Spoiler: it isn't A-C-T-I-V-I-S-T.
As temptingly delicious as the irony might seem, we need to remember that the bullet which took out Charlie Kirk could have gone astray and hit a human.
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
As temptingly delicious as the irony might seem, we need to remember that the bullet which took out Charlie Kirk could have gone astray and hit a human.
Congratulations to Charlie Kirk. Today he finally gets to meet his hero, Adolf Hitler.
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Congratulations to Charlie Kirk. Today he finally gets to meet his hero, Adolf Hitler.
Amphibian is not a real world. There's no country called Amphibia on any map.
August 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Amphibian is not a real world. There's no country called Amphibia on any map.
Donald Trump's worthless offspring don't love him. If they had 1/10000000 of a fuck to give about that dementia-riddled rapist sack of rat vomit, they would have taken away his phone years ago. He is just their meal ticket. Neither of them has a useful skill. They are just sponges on society.
July 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Donald Trump's worthless offspring don't love him. If they had 1/10000000 of a fuck to give about that dementia-riddled rapist sack of rat vomit, they would have taken away his phone years ago. He is just their meal ticket. Neither of them has a useful skill. They are just sponges on society.
Can someone tell me how the Trump-Epstein pedophile club is news? We've known that for years, yet millions of American trash voted for him. If you think it's gaining traction now, don't get your hopes up. Never underestimate the depths of US stupidity and the subhuman cowardice of its politicians.
July 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Can someone tell me how the Trump-Epstein pedophile club is news? We've known that for years, yet millions of American trash voted for him. If you think it's gaining traction now, don't get your hopes up. Never underestimate the depths of US stupidity and the subhuman cowardice of its politicians.
Am I a bad person for seeing the news of Hulk Hogan's death and thinking, Yayyy, one less Trumper? Objectively speaking, the less people on earth who support that psychopathic, racist pedophile despot, the better.
July 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Am I a bad person for seeing the news of Hulk Hogan's death and thinking, Yayyy, one less Trumper? Objectively speaking, the less people on earth who support that psychopathic, racist pedophile despot, the better.
I never really considered MAGA a coalition. I just assumed the racism, ignorance, stupidity and grotesque vileness all coalesced within individual MAGAts.
July 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I never really considered MAGA a coalition. I just assumed the racism, ignorance, stupidity and grotesque vileness all coalesced within individual MAGAts.
I got the dog to poop without him touching his food all day, so I'm basically Jesus without all the thorns and blood and stuff.
July 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I got the dog to poop without him touching his food all day, so I'm basically Jesus without all the thorns and blood and stuff.
The resemblance is uncanny.
June 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The resemblance is uncanny.