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The Alt Scotch
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The only thing I do more than act like a dumbass is sleep
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pudge.bsky.social
Did you know?

When you're too busy or tired to do something or socialize, that's called your "refractory period".

When you just need a lil break.

"Refractory period."

Tell people that.

Go around saying that.

They'll be impressed by your technical knowledge.
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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pudge.bsky.social
"Wanna hangout later?"

✋No thanks, I'm on my refractory period.

"Jenkins, you were supposed to file those reports!"

☝️Government mandated, 15min refractory period, boss!

"More pasta?"

☺️ No no, I couldn't possibly. I just busted a fat nut.
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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passionpeachy.bsky.social
valentine moth
Digital drawing of a moth in several shades of pink with hearts on their wings holding a pink heart-shaped lollipop as it flies across a purple sky.
February 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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pinkshinyhorns.bsky.social
accessory that makes you bark when you take damage huh
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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fizzykity.bsky.social
a real girl cocktail! 🍹
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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kilinah.bsky.social
Sapphic Softgirl Sandwich - A festive piece last month with Jinx's Amelie and Lottie! Ooooo GIRLS.
January 23, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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glacierclear.bsky.social
sweet enough to take a taste.
tw: blood, bloodplay
a visual collage of s'mores (a taller fox—with toasted marshmallow hair and sharpened jaws) indulging in a smaller, submissive woman (shorter in stature, her hair long and obsidian) who melts into her role within this sensual predator and prey. the subsequent images paint a scene where the submissive gradually slips into dizzying pleasure, her body scored with deep claw marks and territorial biting. s'mores basks in her claim, adrenaline and lust fueling an ascent in passion as her auburn tails ignite at their tips and burst with fire. the submissive makes no effort to dissuade her lover. she is exactly where she wants to be. 1: "my, my... seems i've cornered a little birdy. aren't you cute." 2. "i wonder how sweet your songs are. nice and loud, sweetheart." 3. that's it! oh, you're PERFECT."
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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anotherbearsimp.bsky.social
Mabel's apron is getting a bit too tight 😳
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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pyrewyn.bsky.social
plurals when they are fronting: hell yes, fuck yes

plurals when they are frotting: hell yes, fuck yes
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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narwhix.bsky.social
uhh Happy Halloween 🎃
October 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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argonchann.bsky.social
critter meets yokai lady 😨
September 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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snegovski9623.bsky.social
☝️🤓 (for science)
September 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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tinysmallman.bsky.social
Mazus in tha library 📚📚
July 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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calamaricakes.bsky.social
a little DP for my OT3 🤗
April 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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bluethebone.bsky.social
I drew @derpixon.bsky.social's BonBon and ChuChu from Mime and Dash for the PICOLLAGE 2025 Collab on Newgrounds! ❤️🖤🤍

Congraaatz to everyone involved!! Check it out and thank you so much for having me! 💙🎉
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...
July 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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curemone.bsky.social
She prayed to resist... but her body had already surrendered. ❤️‍🔥
March 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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drakeraynier.bsky.social
Neseon
June 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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gammainks.bsky.social
Passionate Kiwi~ 🎀
June 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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rayka.bsky.social
As a team leader, you should be helping your fellow party member, such as Freya right here

#art #furry #rodent #Freya #FreyaCrescent #FF #FFIX #FinalFantasy #fanart #furryart #Rayka #nsfw #FurryWife
May 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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sataen.bsky.social
Why wait to get home?
May 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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kilinah.bsky.social
Isabelle out here making sure the villagers have a 'big' incentive to donate 🐶
May 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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complextree.bsky.social
Eevee's Evolution
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Never thought Eevee got a moon stone evolution

(Apr 2025 📦)
April 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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calamaricakes.bsky.social
Unfortunately, too much overtime will get you reprimanded 😅💢
March 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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glacierclear.bsky.social
gay sex
April 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM