Jess
@secondaryjess.bsky.social
Beautiful screaming lady
she/her
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And where will they go if their research mentions Palestine
Three German universities offering post-docs for researchers "who cannot conduct or continue their work in the USA appropriately because of actual political pressure. "
www.uni-konstanz.de/zukunftskoll...
www.uni-konstanz.de/zukunftskoll...
Early Career Rescue Fellowship
www.uni-konstanz.de
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
And where will they go if their research mentions Palestine
None of my NYC moots are allowed to talk to me for a while, I'm too jealous of you
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
None of my NYC moots are allowed to talk to me for a while, I'm too jealous of you
There were many good costumes at the art gallery but no one served the same level of cunt as me
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
There were many good costumes at the art gallery but no one served the same level of cunt as me
Kinda got the most incredible shirt of all time for $8 at the antique mall today
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Kinda got the most incredible shirt of all time for $8 at the antique mall today
What kind of brain disease makes you think you can cynically idpol and "wait wait wait" your way through a Chotiner interview in 2025
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
What kind of brain disease makes you think you can cynically idpol and "wait wait wait" your way through a Chotiner interview in 2025
One thing managers loveeeeee to do is schedule a meeting for the exact time I take lunch
October 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
One thing managers loveeeeee to do is schedule a meeting for the exact time I take lunch
Got a copy of A Tree Grows in Brooklyn at a used bookstore a few weeks ago and didn't notice until now this very sweet 28 year old message on the inside cover
It's nothing immensely profound but it touches my heart anyway
It's nothing immensely profound but it touches my heart anyway
![The inside of a paperback book cover. In very looping cursive, it reads:
12/25/97
Merry Christmas to Beth (Beth is underlined)
With love from
Grandaddy
I hope you will enjoy this story as much as I did, and take it from me it is authentic American History of The '20's [sic], and could just as easily been written about Maplewood, MO, where I grew up
Love
Grandaddy](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bhr7yry743xn6bzrctnmymt3/bafkreibbkgpew2be3yv6n55hohropt33aumepbab54vfmnxheuk333d5ei@jpeg)
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Got a copy of A Tree Grows in Brooklyn at a used bookstore a few weeks ago and didn't notice until now this very sweet 28 year old message on the inside cover
It's nothing immensely profound but it touches my heart anyway
It's nothing immensely profound but it touches my heart anyway
Genuinely really enjoy how this seems to imply that I wouldn’t know it was my birthday if not for the people who said yes when Facebook asked them if they wanted it to post something for them
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Genuinely really enjoy how this seems to imply that I wouldn’t know it was my birthday if not for the people who said yes when Facebook asked them if they wanted it to post something for them
If anyone would like to give me money for achieving the arduous and joyous task of beginning another decade of my life very shortly after making a cross country move, I will not turn you down
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If anyone would like to give me money for achieving the arduous and joyous task of beginning another decade of my life very shortly after making a cross country move, I will not turn you down
Officially my first double digit birthday that doesn't start with a 1 or 2 and I'm being so super normal about it
October 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Officially my first double digit birthday that doesn't start with a 1 or 2 and I'm being so super normal about it
Classical musicians, especially opera people: what's a recording, particular piece or work, musical phrase, even an essay that is so effective or good or evocative that it makes you feel like it HAS to exist
October 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Classical musicians, especially opera people: what's a recording, particular piece or work, musical phrase, even an essay that is so effective or good or evocative that it makes you feel like it HAS to exist
I made cinnamon rolls from scratch and they are so easily the very best cinnamon rolls I, a self proclaimed cinnamon roll snob, have ever had in my life as to be a religious experience.
October 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I made cinnamon rolls from scratch and they are so easily the very best cinnamon rolls I, a self proclaimed cinnamon roll snob, have ever had in my life as to be a religious experience.
Got second place in the stein holding contest at the ren fest today (and the guy who won was cheating) if anyone is looking for a hottie with very strong shoulders
September 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Got second place in the stein holding contest at the ren fest today (and the guy who won was cheating) if anyone is looking for a hottie with very strong shoulders
Told my coworkers about fat bear week and they barely cared, life is a prison
September 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Told my coworkers about fat bear week and they barely cared, life is a prison
Maybe I am simply ignorant but I did not realize "throwing shade" was "common parlance in Jane Austen's time" old
September 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Maybe I am simply ignorant but I did not realize "throwing shade" was "common parlance in Jane Austen's time" old
Hey just in case you guys weren't aware leucovorin is part of a couple widely used chemo regimens. So is saline, so I'm not saying it's like automatically evil because of that, but uh. That is its current most common use and we sure don’t need shortages of it
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hey just in case you guys weren't aware leucovorin is part of a couple widely used chemo regimens. So is saline, so I'm not saying it's like automatically evil because of that, but uh. That is its current most common use and we sure don’t need shortages of it
One thing I think we need to remember in all of this is that despite the fact that my birthday is apparently the same as fucking Charlie Kirk's, I am younger and more beautiful and also not dead
September 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
One thing I think we need to remember in all of this is that despite the fact that my birthday is apparently the same as fucking Charlie Kirk's, I am younger and more beautiful and also not dead
Time for a game of DOES IT COUNT where I say why I think something that didn't happen exactly should count and you tell me if you agree or not
September 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Time for a game of DOES IT COUNT where I say why I think something that didn't happen exactly should count and you tell me if you agree or not
Choosing also to count the tomato recipe trend because although I am not aware of a tomato RECIPE being trendy this summer, it has absolutely been a tomato summer. Bath and Body Works has a whole tomato girl summer line out, I say it counts
September 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Choosing also to count the tomato recipe trend because although I am not aware of a tomato RECIPE being trendy this summer, it has absolutely been a tomato summer. Bath and Body Works has a whole tomato girl summer line out, I say it counts
Can’t believe I got this one honestly (hope she's okay)
September 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Can’t believe I got this one honestly (hope she's okay)
In the last 5 years or so, I have had only two public Facebook posts, and evidently someone reached out to a former employer-- and by former, I mean 7 years ago-- who has not been listed on my profile for several years about one of these posts
People are truly like clinically insane out here
People are truly like clinically insane out here
September 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
In the last 5 years or so, I have had only two public Facebook posts, and evidently someone reached out to a former employer-- and by former, I mean 7 years ago-- who has not been listed on my profile for several years about one of these posts
People are truly like clinically insane out here
People are truly like clinically insane out here
Oh darn!!!!!!! Anyway,
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oh darn!!!!!!! Anyway,
Being the funny one at a remote job is so easy, all you have to do is put a gif in the chat and say how much you're looking forward to not being at work every so often and people will give you laugh reacts like nobody's business
September 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Being the funny one at a remote job is so easy, all you have to do is put a gif in the chat and say how much you're looking forward to not being at work every so often and people will give you laugh reacts like nobody's business