If I posted a recording of how my son cries after leaving him for a minute in his playpen, they'd either pray for me or call CPS on me 😭.
June 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If I posted a recording of how my son cries after leaving him for a minute in his playpen, they'd either pray for me or call CPS on me 😭.
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End the "fake pocket" in women's wear!!!!
Women like real pockets!!!
Women like real pockets!!!
a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
May 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
End the "fake pocket" in women's wear!!!!
Women like real pockets!!!
Women like real pockets!!!
I haven't done squats in WEEKS 🙃
April 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I haven't done squats in WEEKS 🙃
The way my feelings would DRY UP, I'd have none left to be able to feel some way about this situation. You're done to me.
If you were dating someone for 5 years virtually and yall finally meet up and they tell you that they “accidentally” have four kids.(meaning they told you before they have no children)
The most recent child being a month old..
What would you do? And how would you feel?
The most recent child being a month old..
What would you do? And how would you feel?
April 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The way my feelings would DRY UP, I'd have none left to be able to feel some way about this situation. You're done to me.
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When Jamaican people seh you ugly like Patoo just know they mean that shit.
April 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When Jamaican people seh you ugly like Patoo just know they mean that shit.
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Too many pro-life people make birthing a baby sound like taking a particularly strong dump and they need to fuck off with that, disrespectfully.
Everybody who says to just give the baby up for adoption doesn't care about the health of the mother since she still has to go on maternity leave to repair and rest her body and which so many places don't provide, still has to pay for the birth which is astrometrical plus THE GIRL WITH THE LIST
April 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Too many pro-life people make birthing a baby sound like taking a particularly strong dump and they need to fuck off with that, disrespectfully.
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Wait…. Is this Rick Ross as Bob Ross painting Ross from Friends IN A ROSS STORE?!?!
March 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Wait…. Is this Rick Ross as Bob Ross painting Ross from Friends IN A ROSS STORE?!?!
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There isn’t enough jails in the world to pull me off somebody that touch my child without consent
Republicans in West Virginia passed a bill that would allow health care providers to “visually or physically examine a minor child” for the purpose of identifying their “biological sex” without the “consent of the child’s parent, guardian, or custodian.”
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/03/gop-...
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/03/gop-...
GOP lawmakers pass bill allowing child genital exams without parental consent - LGBTQ Nation
And that was actually an improvement over a previous version of the bill.
www.lgbtqnation.com
March 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
There isn’t enough jails in the world to pull me off somebody that touch my child without consent
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I’m not okay with anyone’s child being examined without consent…
Is everyone okay????
Is everyone okay????
March 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m not okay with anyone’s child being examined without consent…
Is everyone okay????
Is everyone okay????
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Could have done without the time change if we're being honest
a man in a black jacket is sitting at a table with a tree in the background .
ALT: a man in a black jacket is sitting at a table with a tree in the background .
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Could have done without the time change if we're being honest
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Have a good evening everybody. Third false spring starts tomorrow 🤞
March 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Have a good evening everybody. Third false spring starts tomorrow 🤞
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Let me tell you something… them shepherds snapped with that Pie!!!
Tonight, since my wife is away, Shepherd’s pie and oven-roasted carrots. The kids approve.
March 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Let me tell you something… them shepherds snapped with that Pie!!!
Should have seen me reading this with great interest as I decided to swap out some of my morning coffees with green tea. What a piece a drapery.
Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
March 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Should have seen me reading this with great interest as I decided to swap out some of my morning coffees with green tea. What a piece a drapery.
Lmaoooo hello?! A suh yuh did a gwaan?!
Welp bout to find out in a few days if my bc and the morning after works OOOORRRRRR imma be jumping off a skyscraper ✨️
March 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Lmaoooo hello?! A suh yuh did a gwaan?!
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Ohmagahhhh
I have a list of people I'd punch in the face for this bowl of loaded nachos right now.
March 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ohmagahhhh
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Eye, will never miss another (🇹🇹) carnival again 🙂↕️
March 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Eye, will never miss another (🇹🇹) carnival again 🙂↕️
Y'all got Solomon so upset today.
TAKE
THE
BALLOONS
OUT
THE
BLACK
COMMUNITY
THE
BALLOONS
OUT
THE
BLACK
COMMUNITY
These dudes walked up to random girls in public and played the pop the balloon game in front of them 😐..
Like I said yesterday you niggas don’t like Women. WEIRD ASS NIGGAS NEED their ass beat.
Like I said yesterday you niggas don’t like Women. WEIRD ASS NIGGAS NEED their ass beat.
March 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Y'all got Solomon so upset today.
Broad pelvis 😭😭😭😭😭
No way you looked in the mirror and said let me take my broad pelvis down to the dock and harass people
I know that’s not what happened
I know that’s not what happened
March 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Broad pelvis 😭😭😭😭😭
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Stop making content and start making sense
March 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Stop making content and start making sense
That's why mi couldn't be a world leader. Don't let me know the codes. Don't show me the big red button because everything woulda flatten.
March 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
That's why mi couldn't be a world leader. Don't let me know the codes. Don't show me the big red button because everything woulda flatten.
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Trump knew what he was doing when he didn’t invite Ukraine to negotiations. How you fi a negotiate a peace deal with MY enemy and I’m not there. 🤣😭
March 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Trump knew what he was doing when he didn’t invite Ukraine to negotiations. How you fi a negotiate a peace deal with MY enemy and I’m not there. 🤣😭
The amount of tears in my eyes right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭
A tek off my brief and it roll up like panty. Yeah man, not even one more double whopper
March 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The amount of tears in my eyes right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭