Me, when I walk into the office
The fuck are you doing?
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Me, when I walk into the office
That's right, show him your hoop
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That's right, show him your hoop
"Get some mates" they said.
So I did.
So I did.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Get some mates" they said.
So I did.
So I did.
Had a great game of bogies tonight out in Manchester. I'm 47.
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Had a great game of bogies tonight out in Manchester. I'm 47.
Am on a tram home after what has been, I must say, a cracking day. I bid you good night.
October 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Am on a tram home after what has been, I must say, a cracking day. I bid you good night.
Was held up on my journey by ducks today 🥰
October 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Was held up on my journey by ducks today 🥰
Anyone called him Tim Pestwood yet?
October 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Anyone called him Tim Pestwood yet?
Me and a lad at work both had salmon for lunch today which has now earned us the nickname "The Salmon Brothers"
October 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me and a lad at work both had salmon for lunch today which has now earned us the nickname "The Salmon Brothers"
My head just before I walk into work
You may not like what you're going to see.
October 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My head just before I walk into work
Thank you for the update, child's school.
September 17, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Thank you for the update, child's school.
When I walk past Barbara in the corridor at work.
Hi, Barbara.
September 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
When I walk past Barbara in the corridor at work.
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Imagine someone normal needs to buy white and red paint, that awful conversation at the till about not being a racist.
September 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Imagine someone normal needs to buy white and red paint, that awful conversation at the till about not being a racist.
New ITV detective drama just dropped
August 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
New ITV detective drama just dropped
Nearly watched Saltburn tonight.
July 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Nearly watched Saltburn tonight.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Flying ants come out of all your crevices.
Flying ants come out of all your crevices.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
You warp the railway lines just north of Watford Junction.
You warp the railway lines just north of Watford Junction.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
You’re like a beer garden. I like to be in you.
You’re like a beer garden. I like to be in you.
July 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Flying ants come out of all your crevices.
Flying ants come out of all your crevices.
Going to a local thing today and this guy is DJing.
June 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Going to a local thing today and this guy is DJing.
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
Could we simply not use a time machine to stop Donald Trump travelling back in time and giving his younger self a copy of Gray's Sports Almanac?
June 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Could we simply not use a time machine to stop Donald Trump travelling back in time and giving his younger self a copy of Gray's Sports Almanac?
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Does anyone on here have any experience of rescue dogs from abroad with some unpredictable issues and not treat motivated?
June 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Does anyone on here have any experience of rescue dogs from abroad with some unpredictable issues and not treat motivated?
Amazing that the twist at 1:49 is that it is revealed that this was actually filmed in Offerton, Stockport.
A real life American Hero... not hiding behind a mask. I bet soon we will know his name. We salute you brother for your civil courage and the eloquence.
June 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Amazing that the twist at 1:49 is that it is revealed that this was actually filmed in Offerton, Stockport.
Woke up from a nap and am now having my second morning of the day.
June 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Woke up from a nap and am now having my second morning of the day.