Shed Montgomery
@shedmontgomery.bsky.social
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
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I watched The Substance. I loved it. Once was enough.
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I watched The Substance. I loved it. Once was enough.
Ah, yes, the most underrated part of Thanksgiving: the school-aged/day-care-aged children unleashing germ warfare on the rest of the family.
Please excuse me as I am currently passing away from malady.
Please excuse me as I am currently passing away from malady.
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ah, yes, the most underrated part of Thanksgiving: the school-aged/day-care-aged children unleashing germ warfare on the rest of the family.
Please excuse me as I am currently passing away from malady.
Please excuse me as I am currently passing away from malady.
An underrated and reliable square on Montgomery family Thanksgiving bingo is someone saying, "The first slice is always the hardest to get out!" when serving pie.
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
An underrated and reliable square on Montgomery family Thanksgiving bingo is someone saying, "The first slice is always the hardest to get out!" when serving pie.
Advisor: "Sir, your approval ratings are in the tank. We should really throw the American people a bone. Perhaps we could lower their taxes or start regulating prescription drug costs--"
Trump: "I've got it!"
Trump: "I've got it!"
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Advisor: "Sir, your approval ratings are in the tank. We should really throw the American people a bone. Perhaps we could lower their taxes or start regulating prescription drug costs--"
Trump: "I've got it!"
Trump: "I've got it!"
This was absolutely the best part of Wicked: For Good, and, if I'm honest, it's one of the only things I'd look forward to on a re-watch.
youtu.be/QTv_FrdBQ6A?...
youtu.be/QTv_FrdBQ6A?...
No Good Deed
YouTube video by Cynthia Erivo - Topic
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This was absolutely the best part of Wicked: For Good, and, if I'm honest, it's one of the only things I'd look forward to on a re-watch.
youtu.be/QTv_FrdBQ6A?...
youtu.be/QTv_FrdBQ6A?...
Carrie-Anne Moss's "Trinity" is the hottest movie character of all time, and there is no debating this.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Carrie-Anne Moss's "Trinity" is the hottest movie character of all time, and there is no debating this.
"Little Timmy, if you don't eat your broccoli, the ghost of David Lynch will come flying out of the nearest electrical socket and talk at you very loudly until you give in."
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Little Timmy, if you don't eat your broccoli, the ghost of David Lynch will come flying out of the nearest electrical socket and talk at you very loudly until you give in."
Not for nothing, but when the President says, "That's okay, I don't mind" to being called a fascists, I think you've got trouble my friends, right here in River City.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Not for nothing, but when the President says, "That's okay, I don't mind" to being called a fascists, I think you've got trouble my friends, right here in River City.
Well, I did not like Wicked: For Good. Act 2 of the play is a mess, and the movie is no different. It tries so hard to tie everything into the Wizard of Oz that it gives up so much of its own story and themes in favor of unsatisfying, fanservice-y conclusions and "A-ha!" moments. More below:
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Well, I did not like Wicked: For Good. Act 2 of the play is a mess, and the movie is no different. It tries so hard to tie everything into the Wizard of Oz that it gives up so much of its own story and themes in favor of unsatisfying, fanservice-y conclusions and "A-ha!" moments. More below:
Pluribus is really good. Great to see Vince Gilligan, Rhea Seehorn, and Albuquerque all working together again.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Pluribus is really good. Great to see Vince Gilligan, Rhea Seehorn, and Albuquerque all working together again.
This is the most important thing to happen to Pokemon since Mega Evolution, maybe ever.
I love him.
I love him.
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is the most important thing to happen to Pokemon since Mega Evolution, maybe ever.
I love him.
I love him.
Robyn - Dopamine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Robyn
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The Wicked special on Peacock is one of the most insane things humanity has ever committed to film.
I'm only 46 minutes in, but this is already a 10/10 on the Big Gay Disaster scale; unprecedented levels of camp. Neither Ariana Grande nor Cynthia Erivo rehearsed this more than twice.
I'm only 46 minutes in, but this is already a 10/10 on the Big Gay Disaster scale; unprecedented levels of camp. Neither Ariana Grande nor Cynthia Erivo rehearsed this more than twice.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Wicked special on Peacock is one of the most insane things humanity has ever committed to film.
I'm only 46 minutes in, but this is already a 10/10 on the Big Gay Disaster scale; unprecedented levels of camp. Neither Ariana Grande nor Cynthia Erivo rehearsed this more than twice.
I'm only 46 minutes in, but this is already a 10/10 on the Big Gay Disaster scale; unprecedented levels of camp. Neither Ariana Grande nor Cynthia Erivo rehearsed this more than twice.
Republicans: "The Democrats are why there's no SNAP benefits!"
Also the Republicans: *fighting in court to get out of paying SNAP benefits*
Do people really not see this?
Also the Republicans: *fighting in court to get out of paying SNAP benefits*
Do people really not see this?
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Republicans: "The Democrats are why there's no SNAP benefits!"
Also the Republicans: *fighting in court to get out of paying SNAP benefits*
Do people really not see this?
Also the Republicans: *fighting in court to get out of paying SNAP benefits*
Do people really not see this?
It's been nearly 20 years since I first watched the show (fracking hell), but almost no scene in any movie or TV series makes me cry like this one. One of many reasons BSG 2004 remains a GOAT sci-fi series for me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCM...
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: Dedication of the Blackbird
YouTube video by vintagetvreunions
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It's been nearly 20 years since I first watched the show (fracking hell), but almost no scene in any movie or TV series makes me cry like this one. One of many reasons BSG 2004 remains a GOAT sci-fi series for me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCM...
Unless you developed a pill that cures all cancer, or made another breakthrough of similar universal significance, you don't need a $1 trillion compensation package.
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Unless you developed a pill that cures all cancer, or made another breakthrough of similar universal significance, you don't need a $1 trillion compensation package.
I try not to put too much faith in elected officials, especially after Fetterman turned out to be a giant turd, but Zohran Mamdani seems like the real deal. I'm very happy for the people of NYC, and I wish him the absolute best.
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I try not to put too much faith in elected officials, especially after Fetterman turned out to be a giant turd, but Zohran Mamdani seems like the real deal. I'm very happy for the people of NYC, and I wish him the absolute best.
Seasons 2 and 3 of The Office are basically perfect. Crazy how far off the tracks this show wound up going.
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Seasons 2 and 3 of The Office are basically perfect. Crazy how far off the tracks this show wound up going.
Colorado passed a measure to increase taxes on the wealthy to fund meals in schools. Honestly, giga chad move from the voters in Colorado. More of this.
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Colorado passed a measure to increase taxes on the wealthy to fund meals in schools. Honestly, giga chad move from the voters in Colorado. More of this.
Mamdani winning was expected, and still great, but the big wins tonight are for the people of NJ and Virginia, who sent MAGA packing. It's nice to be a little optimistic.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Mamdani winning was expected, and still great, but the big wins tonight are for the people of NJ and Virginia, who sent MAGA packing. It's nice to be a little optimistic.
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"They Live" is a movie with basically an infinite ceiling for me. Every time I watch it, I fall more deeply in love with it. Roddy Piper and Keith David give two of the best performances in any John Carpenter movie. Fantastic concept and brilliant execution from production.
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"They Live" is a movie with basically an infinite ceiling for me. Every time I watch it, I fall more deeply in love with it. Roddy Piper and Keith David give two of the best performances in any John Carpenter movie. Fantastic concept and brilliant execution from production.
Jurassic World: Rebirth
"We're going on a secret mission that's illegal in literally every country in the world."
*10 minutes later*
"We're picking up this family whose boat sank and bringing them with us."
Did AI write this movie? Good Lord...
"We're going on a secret mission that's illegal in literally every country in the world."
*10 minutes later*
"We're picking up this family whose boat sank and bringing them with us."
Did AI write this movie? Good Lord...
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Jurassic World: Rebirth
"We're going on a secret mission that's illegal in literally every country in the world."
*10 minutes later*
"We're picking up this family whose boat sank and bringing them with us."
Did AI write this movie? Good Lord...
"We're going on a secret mission that's illegal in literally every country in the world."
*10 minutes later*
"We're picking up this family whose boat sank and bringing them with us."
Did AI write this movie? Good Lord...
Yearly Halloween franchise run is over, so here are my rankings:
Halloween (1978)
Halloween 4
Halloween II
H20
Halloween 6: The Producer's Cut
Halloween (2018)
RZ's Halloween
Halloween III
Halloween 5
Halloween Ends
Halloween Resurrection
Halloween Kills
RZ's Halloween II
Halloween (1978)
Halloween 4
Halloween II
H20
Halloween 6: The Producer's Cut
Halloween (2018)
RZ's Halloween
Halloween III
Halloween 5
Halloween Ends
Halloween Resurrection
Halloween Kills
RZ's Halloween II
October 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Yearly Halloween franchise run is over, so here are my rankings:
Halloween (1978)
Halloween 4
Halloween II
H20
Halloween 6: The Producer's Cut
Halloween (2018)
RZ's Halloween
Halloween III
Halloween 5
Halloween Ends
Halloween Resurrection
Halloween Kills
RZ's Halloween II
Halloween (1978)
Halloween 4
Halloween II
H20
Halloween 6: The Producer's Cut
Halloween (2018)
RZ's Halloween
Halloween III
Halloween 5
Halloween Ends
Halloween Resurrection
Halloween Kills
RZ's Halloween II