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@shieldsurf.bsky.social
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i draw sometimes. im normal

i like video games and i like to think about video games and talk about video games and play video games

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shield @shieldsurf.bsky.social · Aug 17
full odds shiny tepig in pokemon black for my pokemon white badge quest... during the tcg junior grand finals at anaheim worlds 2025!!! i'm gonna name him after the winner of this set ＼(≧▽≦)／

#shinypokemon
shieldsurf.bsky.social
i don't think you could ever make a billionaire reflect by calling them greedy because i don't think they see their hoarding of wealth & resources as greed. i think most of them truly believe they're going to save the world and lead it into a new age of their design and they need wealth to do that
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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amybrown.xyz
went to college and they tried to “cancel” me because I “can’t read”
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
shieldsurf.bsky.social
i think the reason the reception to legends z-a has been so lukewarm compared to legends arceus is because the strongest part of pokemon games is exploring and capturing, which arceus focuses on, while the battle system is much weaker design wise, which z-a focuses on
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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droomish.standingintheodds.com
I will always be obsessed with the fashion out of the gamecube era of pokemon.. the outfits of every day trainers feels so bold and adventurous. there's a very present y2k and sometimes punk feel giving it all this life, and the way they play with color is the cherry on top. I aspire to xdcore 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
screenshot from Pokemon XD Gale Of Darkness of a character wearing a bandana, a long sleeved crop top, sweatpants, and boots. screenshot from Pokemon XD Gale Of Darkness with a trainer wearing an old pilots hat, glasses, gloves, boots, and a matching vest and pants Screenshot from Pokemon XD Gale Of Darkness of a girl standing next to a river. she is wearing a short dress, boots, and a headband a screenshot from Pokemon XD Gale Of Darkness of a trainer standing on a stone tile. He is wearing a full jumpsuit, boots, and goggles on his head.
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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frostyrabbid.bsky.social
Simple shape to simple rock
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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nasboat.org
etsy truly has everything
a bumper sticker that says "Keep Honking! I just put Steely Dan on the subwoofer"
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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cmonmaque.bsky.social
Bart with an american flag on his forehead saying "now germany is scoring off me."
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
shieldsurf.bsky.social
i havent even LEFT for class yet and my brain is like. i wanna go home
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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superboy.bsky.social
🌄 What's true for you doesn't have to be true forever...

#SongOfTheSummerKing #SKC #SummerKingChronicles #Gryphon #Wolf
A digital illustration of a woodland scene from Song of the Summer King. A red wolf, Catori, is raising a skeptical look from the far background, looking forward at a gray gryphon in the foreground. The gray gryphon looks hostile.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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caplog.bsky.social
ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose
Doodles of Chikorita messily eating a cup of whip cream.
March 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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korybing.bsky.social
boiling Pot of oil perfec t size for put frozen turkey in to c\ook! inside very Warm and Safe frozen turkey cook pfectly put frozen tukey in boiling pot of oil. no problems ever
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 8d
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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xtop.bsky.social
new cold weather variation unlocked: egg mode
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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kleric.bsky.social
"Almost." | A disappointing montage~

#SSBU #SuperSmashBros #SuperSmashBrosUltimate #Kirby
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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gitarooman.bsky.social
I’m gonna fucking throw up laughing dude
A green mustang decorated with various bad quality joker merchandise. The back says JESUS LOVES BAD GUYS THE JOKER. The license plate reads NOFARTS
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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julesetc.meangirls.online
with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.

come over.
We Have Enough Dead Friends by LENA OLEANDERSON Come over. The doors are open, my flat's a mess and so is my heart but the doors are always open. Come over. I will make soup, probably from frozen but the important thing is we will both eat. You don't have to be dying, but if you are, or you feel like you are, or if living's been hard, call me, and I will show up. It doesn't have to be that bad, it doesn't have to be bad at all, but if it is, please call. Do you want me to do the groceries? Do you want me to mop the floors? Do you need to be held; you don't have to be dying to be held. If you want me to be there, I want to. I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
shieldsurf.bsky.social
idk why people are so adamant on putting dogs in wheelchairs when dogs with 2/3 legs usually ambulate better without one... it's like is this an actual quality of life improvement for your dog or does it make you look good
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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warriorviscera.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
shieldsurf.bsky.social
Hey guys I'm actually in charge of the deep state and I just wanted to announce that we will be orchestrating a plea deal for clinton's sexual abuse crimes if he makes a public statement on whether trump's head was any good
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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tasnocontext.bsky.social
Game: Nintendogs: Lab & Friends (2005, DS)
TAS author: EZGames69
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeJd...
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
shieldsurf.bsky.social
exactly where he should be
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
shieldsurf.bsky.social
if you're rich or powerful and people say you're smart, you're probably not actually smart they just want a piece of your pie

if you're a stupid asshole who has absolutely nothing going for you including money and people STILL say you're smart, you probably are actually smart
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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ixnoah.live
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
shieldsurf.bsky.social
My theological theory is that if christianity was real, the 2nd coming was lenin and we fucked it up
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
shieldsurf.bsky.social
is furfrou black or white
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM