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38 they/them | Author of Total Eclipse: An Erotic Robotic Romance monsterfucker, fic writer, general robot slut 💙remdudles🧡 pfp: Astherok banner: Icarus1nTheSun Age in bio or blocked, fam

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · May 20

YOU! Want to read Total Eclipse, but 💰 be tight because this trouser leg of time is fuckin WILD?

To celebrate its 3rd anniversary, the eBook edition of TE will be FREE 5/27- 5/28!!(coincidentally, also my birthday!)

Life’s a bitch rn. Enjoy some smut 🥰 -Percy 💙

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Cover art for the romance novel total eclipse: an erotic robotic romance by author Oliver Hargreaves, depicting three robots surrounding and cuddling a young woman

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Solaribex @solaribex.bsky.social · Sep 16

Hey DCA enjoyers, Feralphallusy has two beautiful toys in stock that might interest you 😗🌛
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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Sep 12

We miiiiiss u! 💙

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BeeAfterWee @beeafterwee.bsky.social · Oct 18

Maturing is realizing your childhood best friend is kinda hot

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✨🔮 Frazzie 🔮✨ scandalous minx~ 🔞 @frazzlesins.bsky.social · Sep 5

The way she stares at him, with her sad, storm cloud eyes, makes him think he might have once been someone to her. But all he wonders now is how might he replace those tears with cries of ecstasy. Who is this delicious little human, and why does he crave her?
#OracleNSFW

🎨: @pluckspicy.bsky.social

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Whimsy💫💜 @whistful.bsky.social · Sep 7

Turtlenecks
#kpopdemonhunters #polytrix

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Jordyn🔞 @trueraven560507.bsky.social · Sep 6

It’s my birthday month so imma be extra self indulgent with my works

Also always Hypnos belongs to @taywolfe.bsky.social

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a rock

ALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a rock

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🎃 Spooky pink cat 🎃 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · Jun 18

CLARIFICATION :

The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.

They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY

So spread this around

They can be texted. They can be called.

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

a woman wearing glasses and a sweater with dinosaurs on it says " you 're welcome "

ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a sweater with dinosaurs on it says " you 're welcome "

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

@lavendersuns.bsky.social @frazzlesins.bsky.social @momokatsu5.bsky.social @sinisor.bsky.social @sunmoondrops.bsky.social
#daybreak #nsfwfnaf #dca #pirate

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

kissed you tenderly. His lips traced a trail of fire along your jaw to your throat.
“And afterwards.” he breathed against your skin. “Your beloved pirate will bed you...and show you how thoroughly you have captured his heart.”
(FIN)

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

at the final two patrons where they lay snoring facedown on the tables. He nodded, but caught your arm as you began to turn away, and tugged you back against his body for a moment. Your hands fetched up against his broad chest, and he rumbled softly as he leaned close and /19

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

helping me.” you suggested, and he returned your smile.
“Of course.” He said, pacing you as you returned to the bar and set about your work again. “Anything to make my pretty little pearl happy.” you flashed him a grateful smile as you handed him a rag, and gestured /19

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

reluctantly. Nothing sounded better than his proposal...but you wanted more from him than the nights of passion you had shared before, blissful as they may have been. You took his hands with a smile.
“My tasks will go faster if I have such strong hands /18

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

He pressed close, and you felt his thick, warm arousal as it rubbed against your belly. “Else, I’ll be unable to resist gathering those pretty skirts and taking you here and now, as my cock demands.”
You blushed furiously, and he chuckled as you pulled away /17

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

“You may claim it always.” you murmured, and he pressed a kiss to your neck before gently lowering you to the ground.
“Best to save such beautiful talk for the bedchamber, my lovely.” he murmured, his fingers catching your chin and tilting your face up to his. /16

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

until that’s done to have his prize.” you held your breath as you dared utter the word, but his eyes sparkled as his smile grew, and he pressed his face against the crook of your neck with a soft, warm sigh.
“Beloved.” he breathed softly. “Aye. I like that title, lass.” /15

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

hitched at the evident desire in his tone, pulse quickening as he nuzzled against your jaw, but demurred reluctantly.
“The tavern needs closing.” you replied with a rueful smile, pecking a kiss to his cheek. “I’m afraid my beloved pirate will have to wait /14

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

attention that I had begun to forget the touch of your fingers on my skin.” your voice dropped to a hushed whisper, and he smiled as he kissed you.
“Then let me remind you, my guiding star.” he murmured, eyes flicking towards the stairway to your chambers. Your breath /13

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

acknowledge his role as your lover...
“What vexes you, my dear?” he asked, and you shook your head quickly, smiling up at him as your fingers curled in his jacket in a subconsciously possessive gesture.
“Nothing...only that I have been so long without your /12

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

many weeks had passed...and then, his promise to return within the month had taken you greatly by surprise.
For such a man to promise his presence to you again so soon was telling, though you hardly dared guess at his intentions. But now, to say as much to you, /11

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

longed for more.
As with most pirate captains, Daybreak’s first love was the sea, and the open waves called to his restless soul far too often for him to stay aground long. Yet he had dallied with you at length, his last visit, and not returned to his voyages until /10

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

woman...nor one with such a sharp tongue for her lover.” Your breath caught as he spoke. Though you had grown close to him during his last stay, your engagements with him had never been defined so clearly. Trysts, perhaps, was the closest you dared come...though you /9

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

sweeping you off your feet as you laughed, breaking the kiss.
“Why sir,” you feigned shock. “How dare you take such liberties with a helpless maid!”
“Helpless indeed.” he purred with a smile, dipping his head to kiss your neck teasingly. “Never have I seen a fiercer /8

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Percy|💛💚💙| The Twizzler Rizzler | Professional Menace🔞 @shinyhyacinth.bsky.social · Aug 30

whispered with a smile. “Ye promised to return within the month.”
“I know.” his answer against your lips was pained, apologetic as he kissed you again, and again. “I longed to return to you, sweet dove. To hold you in my arms again...” he gathered you to him, /7

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