Dr. G
@shondagoward.bsky.social
Student success advocate. “When you get the answer you’re looking for, hang up.” - Billy Beane
Sometimes you gotta send your old boss a text and kiki a lil.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Sometimes you gotta send your old boss a text and kiki a lil.
Damn the Nigerians for teaching me about agege bread and meat pies. Damn them! 😋
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Damn the Nigerians for teaching me about agege bread and meat pies. Damn them! 😋
Dear self,
You live in CA.
It’s cold for two months.
You have gloves.
You do NOT these lovely leopard print and leather joints.
You live in CA.
It’s cold for two months.
You have gloves.
You do NOT these lovely leopard print and leather joints.
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Dear self,
You live in CA.
It’s cold for two months.
You have gloves.
You do NOT these lovely leopard print and leather joints.
You live in CA.
It’s cold for two months.
You have gloves.
You do NOT these lovely leopard print and leather joints.
It really does help to put on actual work clothes, earrings, and a lip when working from home.
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It really does help to put on actual work clothes, earrings, and a lip when working from home.
The YouTubers are already doing their end of the year “best of” lists.
a cat is sitting on a person 's lap and says no no no no no .
ALT: a cat is sitting on a person 's lap and says no no no no no .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The YouTubers are already doing their end of the year “best of” lists.
I could never be a diaspora warrior because I’m not giving up ego riro, poundo, or agege bread.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I could never be a diaspora warrior because I’m not giving up ego riro, poundo, or agege bread.
Now that folks have moved on from Santal 33 it smells so good again. Someone had it on last night and she smelled divine.
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Now that folks have moved on from Santal 33 it smells so good again. Someone had it on last night and she smelled divine.
They moment when you’re riding with someone that drives like you do.
a man in a suit is sitting in front of a laptop with a toronto maple leafs jersey behind him
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in front of a laptop with a toronto maple leafs jersey behind him
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They moment when you’re riding with someone that drives like you do.
After being hot for a few days coming back to fog city is nice.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
After being hot for a few days coming back to fog city is nice.
The Auntie Anne’s in this here airport will not drive me to a blood sugar spike this am. I rebuke it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The Auntie Anne’s in this here airport will not drive me to a blood sugar spike this am. I rebuke it.
This taxi driver flipped from the pop station to the one in Spanish. I think he is over my singing. Sir, I’m from CA: I know them songs too.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This taxi driver flipped from the pop station to the one in Spanish. I think he is over my singing. Sir, I’m from CA: I know them songs too.
I wish the pop girlies studied Madonna more. She def played on sexuality, but she also made “Papa Don’t Preach.” Edgy can take so many forms.
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I wish the pop girlies studied Madonna more. She def played on sexuality, but she also made “Papa Don’t Preach.” Edgy can take so many forms.
People who are my short height but long legged fascinate me.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
People who are my short height but long legged fascinate me.
Y’all, I done won a couple dollars down at the casinah.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Y’all, I done won a couple dollars down at the casinah.
I love a cabbie that knows what he’s doing. Extra tip for you, Sir!
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I love a cabbie that knows what he’s doing. Extra tip for you, Sir!
Tonight I’m looking like one of my fave pics of my Momma. 🥹
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Tonight I’m looking like one of my fave pics of my Momma. 🥹
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- [email protected] or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- [email protected] or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
Reposted by Dr. G
Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is
Complimented a sister who smelled like joy and freedom, and she hipped me to a new fragrance brand. Pow!
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Complimented a sister who smelled like joy and freedom, and she hipped me to a new fragrance brand. Pow!
I’m at this conf and this speaker is basically advocating for sitting on our hindparts and acquiescing. I need the spirit of Clark Kerr to haunt this man.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m at this conf and this speaker is basically advocating for sitting on our hindparts and acquiescing. I need the spirit of Clark Kerr to haunt this man.
I don’t appreciate never finding my name on one of those keychains, but my name showing up in Petey Pablo’s list on Freek-a-Leek.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I don’t appreciate never finding my name on one of those keychains, but my name showing up in Petey Pablo’s list on Freek-a-Leek.
I wonder why Shonda Rhimes hasn’t merchandised her shows like Taylor Sheridan has. Sheridan has a steakhouse in Vegas and products in grocery stores.
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I wonder why Shonda Rhimes hasn’t merchandised her shows like Taylor Sheridan has. Sheridan has a steakhouse in Vegas and products in grocery stores.
These people are doing all kinds of seat swapping to sit next to SOs on a 45 min flight.
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
These people are doing all kinds of seat swapping to sit next to SOs on a 45 min flight.
R&B from the 70s through 90s was top tier, but I’ll add that I feel bad for the kids who didn’t experience The Cranberries, Garbage, Alanis, and the other angsty ones.
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
R&B from the 70s through 90s was top tier, but I’ll add that I feel bad for the kids who didn’t experience The Cranberries, Garbage, Alanis, and the other angsty ones.
It was earthquake.
Now playing the Bay Area game of earthquake or rambunctious neighbors.
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It was earthquake.