patti lebell lock
@sighonfire.bsky.social
cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this
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patti lebell lock
@sighonfire.bsky.social
· Mar 20
who up Slouching towards Bethlehem to be born?
all i want for xmas are copious tins of ventresca and some caviar. nbd
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
all i want for xmas are copious tins of ventresca and some caviar. nbd
brb replacing your dads lube with vaporub
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
brb replacing your dads lube with vaporub
i have deleted three hundred thousand nine hundred and eighty two emails and five hundred and forty nine text messages
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i have deleted three hundred thousand nine hundred and eighty two emails and five hundred and forty nine text messages
i don’t know who needs to hear this but 15” circumference is NOT a wide calf
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i don’t know who needs to hear this but 15” circumference is NOT a wide calf
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BlueSky I have logged on you to ask that somebody wonderful adopt Wrinkles. www.bideawee.org/adopt-pet/wr...
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
BlueSky I have logged on you to ask that somebody wonderful adopt Wrinkles. www.bideawee.org/adopt-pet/wr...
landlord decided no tenants can have grills anymore (it’s been 10 yrs & now randomly in november we can’t have grills) but the best part is them saying “if you don’t have a way to get rid of the grill [the landlord] will take it & dispose of it for you” like?? sir?? the scam is obvious. go away
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
landlord decided no tenants can have grills anymore (it’s been 10 yrs & now randomly in november we can’t have grills) but the best part is them saying “if you don’t have a way to get rid of the grill [the landlord] will take it & dispose of it for you” like?? sir?? the scam is obvious. go away
romantic depot and a shot of gramatan avenue in the chair company…this show has a lil treat for me every episode
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
romantic depot and a shot of gramatan avenue in the chair company…this show has a lil treat for me every episode
once again a power outage has woken me up. why do there have to be noises involved? i’d happily sleep through a power outage.
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
once again a power outage has woken me up. why do there have to be noises involved? i’d happily sleep through a power outage.
i cut and dyed my hair in the bathroom
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i cut and dyed my hair in the bathroom
i’m m going for it, bro.
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i’m m going for it, bro.
now i’m trying to make a blackberry custard tart off the top of my head bc there’s no ready made desserts in the house and i wanna see something
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
now i’m trying to make a blackberry custard tart off the top of my head bc there’s no ready made desserts in the house and i wanna see something
this dog has a lot of gas and she uses it as a weapon i’m so proud of her
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
this dog has a lot of gas and she uses it as a weapon i’m so proud of her
ay i made 34 stuffed shells (spinach and ricotta w meat sauce) kiss my ass
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
ay i made 34 stuffed shells (spinach and ricotta w meat sauce) kiss my ass
my panties have been on backwards all day. it is now saturday. i entered a new day with my panties on backwards.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
my panties have been on backwards all day. it is now saturday. i entered a new day with my panties on backwards.
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This is so terrifying. Solidarity with Iranian people towards our shared survival
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is so terrifying. Solidarity with Iranian people towards our shared survival
protein instant mashed potatoes are a godsend this is not sarcasm
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
protein instant mashed potatoes are a godsend this is not sarcasm
woke up w hives on my face and ribcage gonna throw myself into a pit
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
woke up w hives on my face and ribcage gonna throw myself into a pit
STOP EMAILING MY WIFE!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
STOP EMAILING MY WIFE!!
black friday is all year long now. i hate it
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
black friday is all year long now. i hate it
if you said “low carb mac n cheese” and then showed me cheesy baked cauliflower please know i will fuckin fight you. you absolute clown.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
if you said “low carb mac n cheese” and then showed me cheesy baked cauliflower please know i will fuckin fight you. you absolute clown.
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I'm no fan of Fetterman, and Tim and I here do not often see eye to eye, but after poking around the link to the book fund I'm open to changing my mind.
Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm no fan of Fetterman, and Tim and I here do not often see eye to eye, but after poking around the link to the book fund I'm open to changing my mind.
brody king in a blood for blood shirt, hell yeah brodido
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
brody king in a blood for blood shirt, hell yeah brodido
what idiot decided to call it “swollen glands” and not “chode nodes”
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
what idiot decided to call it “swollen glands” and not “chode nodes”
yes but shes actually 40
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
yes but shes actually 40
imagine a drunk chick is like “you want to go to my place and smoke some weed?” so you say yes and you do and then this happens
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
imagine a drunk chick is like “you want to go to my place and smoke some weed?” so you say yes and you do and then this happens