Haydn, 🇵🇸
@silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social
Catholic. I hope this bagel will never end
In the astronomically unlikely event that i become a saint I’d like everyone to melt down the microplastics from my body into a gundam, give half the gunpla parts to the Catholic Church and half the gunpla to the Orthodox so that only upon reunion can they have the full 1st class gundam relic
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
In the astronomically unlikely event that i become a saint I’d like everyone to melt down the microplastics from my body into a gundam, give half the gunpla parts to the Catholic Church and half the gunpla to the Orthodox so that only upon reunion can they have the full 1st class gundam relic
You can completely avoid being accused of reading performatively by the simple act of looking like shit all the time
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You can completely avoid being accused of reading performatively by the simple act of looking like shit all the time
First zyn of the day
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
First zyn of the day
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Sending Jojo Siwa to a conversion camp to make her a lesbian again
July 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sending Jojo Siwa to a conversion camp to make her a lesbian again
I’d rather be pissed off… then pissed on
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’d rather be pissed off… then pissed on
Golden Lilly black tea and a knock off Red Bull after lunch
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Golden Lilly black tea and a knock off Red Bull after lunch
I miss him so much
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I miss him so much
Merry Libmas to all, and to all a good night
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Merry Libmas to all, and to all a good night
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Good. But it's time for canonical penalties for collaborationists. Vance is a Catholic. Homan is a Catholic. Rubio is a Catholic. Leavitt is a Catholic. They all have bishops and who have a responsibility they must exercise on pain of damnation if they shirk it. Or perhaps Leo has to do it himself.
BREAKING: After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.
“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”
“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Good. But it's time for canonical penalties for collaborationists. Vance is a Catholic. Homan is a Catholic. Rubio is a Catholic. Leavitt is a Catholic. They all have bishops and who have a responsibility they must exercise on pain of damnation if they shirk it. Or perhaps Leo has to do it himself.
How do you get other dudes to understand that this means she was not interested to begin with
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How do you get other dudes to understand that this means she was not interested to begin with
I will say it is very nice to be able to post normally without 5000 frog accounts threatening to kill and rape my family
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I will say it is very nice to be able to post normally without 5000 frog accounts threatening to kill and rape my family
@pontevedrian.bsky.social you are the John Crowley respecter right?
November 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@pontevedrian.bsky.social you are the John Crowley respecter right?
The best part of fall occurs during the month of November. Best month by miles
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The best part of fall occurs during the month of November. Best month by miles
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where are my thanksgiving enjoyers
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
where are my thanksgiving enjoyers
>it’s illegal to be kind
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
>it’s illegal to be kind
I really want to read Pynchon but the idea of some zoomer shithead calling me performative on the metro is pissing me off in advance of anything actually even happening
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I really want to read Pynchon but the idea of some zoomer shithead calling me performative on the metro is pissing me off in advance of anything actually even happening
Eternal jihad against the Kansas City chiefs. Lifelong fatwa against Taylor SSwift and Travis KKKelce. Total JDProncos Dominance MASHALLAH
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Eternal jihad against the Kansas City chiefs. Lifelong fatwa against Taylor SSwift and Travis KKKelce. Total JDProncos Dominance MASHALLAH
Don’t remember if I’ve posted it here yet
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Don’t remember if I’ve posted it here yet
I think I’m ready to be wokescolded regularly again I think Xitter is actively rotting my soul
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think I’m ready to be wokescolded regularly again I think Xitter is actively rotting my soul
Hey does anyone have any advice for escaping samsara
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hey does anyone have any advice for escaping samsara
This line is the key to understanding today’s gospel imo
October 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This line is the key to understanding today’s gospel imo
Miscalculated the depth of flood water award
July 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Miscalculated the depth of flood water award