David Simms
@simmsupnorth.bsky.social
Hacking code in Stockholm. It's Java, just not as you know it (also manage Oracle's Stockholm JVM Engineering office, views are my own) - Kiwede/Swewi ? FUCK RU
JEP401 Early Access 2:
#OpenJDK did a thing: inside.java/2025/10/27/t...
#Java #ProjectValhalla (openjdk.org/jeps/401)
#OpenJDK did a thing: inside.java/2025/10/27/t...
#Java #ProjectValhalla (openjdk.org/jeps/401)
Try Out JEP 401 Value Classes and Objects
The Valhalla team recently published an early-access JDK build that fully implements JEP 401: Value Classes and Objects (Preview). Now is a great time for anyone who is interested to try out this tran...
inside.java
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
JEP401 Early Access 2:
#OpenJDK did a thing: inside.java/2025/10/27/t...
#Java #ProjectValhalla (openjdk.org/jeps/401)
#OpenJDK did a thing: inside.java/2025/10/27/t...
#Java #ProjectValhalla (openjdk.org/jeps/401)
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📢 Announcement 📢
#Java peers, the 2026 #JavaOne call for papers is now LIVE. Please make your submissions by November 11, 2025 5:00 p.m. PT by visiting the conference website:
➡️ social.ora.cl/6013A7UXF
#Java peers, the 2026 #JavaOne call for papers is now LIVE. Please make your submissions by November 11, 2025 5:00 p.m. PT by visiting the conference website:
➡️ social.ora.cl/6013A7UXF
October 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
📢 Announcement 📢
#Java peers, the 2026 #JavaOne call for papers is now LIVE. Please make your submissions by November 11, 2025 5:00 p.m. PT by visiting the conference website:
➡️ social.ora.cl/6013A7UXF
#Java peers, the 2026 #JavaOne call for papers is now LIVE. Please make your submissions by November 11, 2025 5:00 p.m. PT by visiting the conference website:
➡️ social.ora.cl/6013A7UXF
"The problem is, the reality is, they are not actually associated together" (hash to single entry is "miss" == most common) youtu.be/rX0ItVEVjHc?...
CppCon 2014: Mike Acton "Data-Oriented Design and C++"
YouTube video by CppCon
youtu.be
August 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"The problem is, the reality is, they are not actually associated together" (hash to single entry is "miss" == most common) youtu.be/rX0ItVEVjHc?...
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OTD…May 23, 1995
Happy Birthday, #Java! Here’s to 30+ more years with a beautiful combination of technology innovation and community participation!
Happy Birthday, #Java! Here’s to 30+ more years with a beautiful combination of technology innovation and community participation!
May 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
OTD…May 23, 1995
Happy Birthday, #Java! Here’s to 30+ more years with a beautiful combination of technology innovation and community participation!
Happy Birthday, #Java! Here’s to 30+ more years with a beautiful combination of technology innovation and community participation!
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ChatGPT ass presidency
Incredible. The Trump administration calculated "tariff rates" by taking the US trade deficit with the respective country and dividing it by the country's exports to the US. And then the tariff rate of the US is often just set by cutting that made-up "tariff rate" in half.
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
ChatGPT ass presidency
Stare at me everyday (maybe you too), on github.com/openjdk/jdk
February 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Stare at me everyday (maybe you too), on github.com/openjdk/jdk
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#Java peers, we have an amazing speaker line-up at #JavaOne 2025 including @jeanneboyarsky.bsky.social @frankgreco.bsky.social @lizeraes.bsky.social @mayers.io @matkar.bsky.social @venkats.bsky.social @brianvermeer.nl @maritvandijk.bsky.social . Register with J1D100_SM, save $100! javaone.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
#Java peers, we have an amazing speaker line-up at #JavaOne 2025 including @jeanneboyarsky.bsky.social @frankgreco.bsky.social @lizeraes.bsky.social @mayers.io @matkar.bsky.social @venkats.bsky.social @brianvermeer.nl @maritvandijk.bsky.social . Register with J1D100_SM, save $100! javaone.com
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#Java peers...the #JavaOne 2025 early bird registration ends in 5 days. Please sign up by February 10th to save $100. javaone.com
February 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
#Java peers...the #JavaOne 2025 early bird registration ends in 5 days. Please sign up by February 10th to save $100. javaone.com
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Tha Data Oriented Programming lab that we are doing together with @ammbra1508.bsky.social at @jfokus.se is here : github.com/JosePaumard/...
Grab it while it's hot!
Grab it while it's hot!
February 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Tha Data Oriented Programming lab that we are doing together with @ammbra1508.bsky.social at @jfokus.se is here : github.com/JosePaumard/...
Grab it while it's hot!
Grab it while it's hot!
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My talk at Devoxx BE on "Java Performance Update" for JDK24 seems to attract much attention — almost 50K views in the first week alone.
Find out what you think about it and let me know your thoughts: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXv2...
Find out what you think about it and let me know your thoughts: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXv2...
Java Performance Update
YouTube video by Java
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
My talk at Devoxx BE on "Java Performance Update" for JDK24 seems to attract much attention — almost 50K views in the first week alone.
Find out what you think about it and let me know your thoughts: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXv2...
Find out what you think about it and let me know your thoughts: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXv2...
Love that channel !
#Java developers...Great news! The official Java Youtube channel now has over 200,000 subscribers! Thanks for tuning in and helping improve quality through your feedback!
(image credit: @nipafx.dev)
youtube.com/java
(image credit: @nipafx.dev)
youtube.com/java
January 31, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Love that channel !
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The conference content catalog is live for #JavaOne 2025! Explore sessions by recognized #Java luminaries (such as @venkats.bsky.social @maritvandijk.bsky.social @danvega.dev @malagupta.bsky.social and @starbuxman.joshlong.com) to customize your conference experience!
▶️ social.ora.cl/6013aXBUZ
▶️ social.ora.cl/6013aXBUZ
January 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The conference content catalog is live for #JavaOne 2025! Explore sessions by recognized #Java luminaries (such as @venkats.bsky.social @maritvandijk.bsky.social @danvega.dev @malagupta.bsky.social and @starbuxman.joshlong.com) to customize your conference experience!
▶️ social.ora.cl/6013aXBUZ
▶️ social.ora.cl/6013aXBUZ
December 5, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Nämen, hallo !
Hello, Bluesky!
December 5, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Nämen, hallo !
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Developers,
In ~1 year, the #Java Platform Extension for #VSCode from #Oracle has achieved over 1M downloads.
Thx for helping it gain in popularity! Keep the feedback coming!
marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemNa...
In ~1 year, the #Java Platform Extension for #VSCode from #Oracle has achieved over 1M downloads.
Thx for helping it gain in popularity! Keep the feedback coming!
marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemNa...
Java - Visual Studio Marketplace
Extension for Visual Studio Code - Java Platform Extension for Visual Studio Code
marketplace.visualstudio.com
September 16, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Developers,
In ~1 year, the #Java Platform Extension for #VSCode from #Oracle has achieved over 1M downloads.
Thx for helping it gain in popularity! Keep the feedback coming!
marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemNa...
In ~1 year, the #Java Platform Extension for #VSCode from #Oracle has achieved over 1M downloads.
Thx for helping it gain in popularity! Keep the feedback coming!
marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemNa...
IT IS ON, JAVA ONE ! Thank all the
@Java
folks
@Oracle
, not to mention
@sharatchander.bsky.social
(ah just did mention ya) for making this happen !
@Java
folks
@Oracle
, not to mention
@sharatchander.bsky.social
(ah just did mention ya) for making this happen !
March 19, 2024 at 2:37 PM
IT IS ON, JAVA ONE ! Thank all the
@Java
folks
@Oracle
, not to mention
@sharatchander.bsky.social
(ah just did mention ya) for making this happen !
@Java
folks
@Oracle
, not to mention
@sharatchander.bsky.social
(ah just did mention ya) for making this happen !
"The vegan burger is suspiciously cheap"
December 28, 2023 at 5:49 PM
"The vegan burger is suspiciously cheap"
What it is to be human, thank you Shane, and thank you Victoria: victoriamaryclarkeangels.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blYx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blYx...
Pogues frontman Shane MacGowan dies aged 65
Shane MacGowan, the shy, complex, brilliant frontman of Anglo-Irish band The Pogues, has died aged 65.The news of his death was confirmed by his wife, Irish ...
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December 1, 2023 at 1:04 PM
What it is to be human, thank you Shane, and thank you Victoria: victoriamaryclarkeangels.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blYx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blYx...