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@sincerelikeable.bsky.social
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Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
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Sandwich man leaving court
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sandwich man leaving court
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A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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Sinnataggen (The Angry Boy), by Gustav Vigeland, 1928, 📸 by @alykhankr.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sinnataggen (The Angry Boy), by Gustav Vigeland, 1928, 📸 by @alykhankr.bsky.social
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Belt Looks Weird On Child
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Belt Looks Weird On Child
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Herdling is OUT NOW! We’re stoked to finally invite you on this journey 🐐🦬🐏⛰️
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We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉
Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below!
We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉
August 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Herdling is OUT NOW! We’re stoked to finally invite you on this journey 🐐🦬🐏⛰️
Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below!
We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉
Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below!
We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉
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They're the same picture.
March 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
They're the same picture.
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@aoc.bsky.social you should absolutely primary Schumer. I will volunteer to bake treats and make the coffee for your campaign even if it complicates my life severely but this guy is really doing a terrible job
"Privately, House Democrats are so infuriated with Schumer’s decision that some have begun encouraging [AOC] to run against Schumer in a primary, according to a Democratic member who directly spoke with Ocasio-Cortez about running at the caucus’ policy retreat."
Ocasio-Cortez mobilizes Democrats against Schumer plan as colleagues privately urge her to consider primary challenge | CNN Politics
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said Thursday that she plans to mobilize her massive base of followers to oppose what she described as an “acquiesce” by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer to accept th...
www.cnn.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
@aoc.bsky.social you should absolutely primary Schumer. I will volunteer to bake treats and make the coffee for your campaign even if it complicates my life severely but this guy is really doing a terrible job
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when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly
February 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly
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February 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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We used to be able to build egg golems out of our abundant eggs, Trump took that away from us
February 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We used to be able to build egg golems out of our abundant eggs, Trump took that away from us
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I'm an innkeeper in a video game. We have three rooms, they're always vacant, and this is a sustainable business. Good day to you.
I'm a blacksmith in a video game. I make three little clinky taps every time you give me five bronze bars to upgrade your weapon. Good day to you
February 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'm an innkeeper in a video game. We have three rooms, they're always vacant, and this is a sustainable business. Good day to you.
Bing Crosby: I'll be home for Christmas
Me: Awesome can't wait!!
Bing: I'll be home for Christmas
Me: haha yeah excited to see you
Bing: I'll be home for Christmas
Me: yep got it
Bing: Maybe just in my dreams
Me: wtf dude
Me: Awesome can't wait!!
Bing: I'll be home for Christmas
Me: haha yeah excited to see you
Bing: I'll be home for Christmas
Me: yep got it
Bing: Maybe just in my dreams
Me: wtf dude
November 24, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Bing Crosby: I'll be home for Christmas
Me: Awesome can't wait!!
Bing: I'll be home for Christmas
Me: haha yeah excited to see you
Bing: I'll be home for Christmas
Me: yep got it
Bing: Maybe just in my dreams
Me: wtf dude
Me: Awesome can't wait!!
Bing: I'll be home for Christmas
Me: haha yeah excited to see you
Bing: I'll be home for Christmas
Me: yep got it
Bing: Maybe just in my dreams
Me: wtf dude
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BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
November 21, 2024 at 2:24 PM
BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
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(Doing kata near your girlfriend) Hup! Ha! Sha! TSS! Hup!
November 18, 2024 at 5:07 AM
(Doing kata near your girlfriend) Hup! Ha! Sha! TSS! Hup!
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I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 AM
I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.
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the servers are rejecting bad posts to conserve energy and bandwidth, so everyone post better please
November 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM
the servers are rejecting bad posts to conserve energy and bandwidth, so everyone post better please
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You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.
It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
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It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
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Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.
It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
membership.theonion.com
It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.
membership.theonion.com
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
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There’s a war on for your mind.
November 14, 2024 at 2:01 PM
There’s a war on for your mind.